Variform 2 by Kewlers [web]
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added on the 2012-04-09 14:01:01 by kurli |
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variform was better
Variform was better (and i am still stream hearless)
I watched it till the end!!! It's really bad...
this time kewlers truly suck
Poor people at the party who had to endure these sounds coming from a large PA system.
love the message <3
Love it!
took balls to show this shit
@button: you mean, to watch this :)
Hitting space helped a bit while watching it.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa beurk !
Crash here (Nvidia)
sooo... when can we expect variform 3 ?
not even funny
Up yours
not variform
variform was better
Seizures.
Deja vu - only more crap.
Only logical. What did you expect?
Code:
FUCCIEGS TH FAIR@IGHT
buy `aa`i a beer
varifhr` was better
cew`ers% hut%
Code:
FUCKINGS TO FAIRLIGHT
buy maali a beer
variform was better
kewlers) out)
That font! >:(
you got it wrong, maybe it's rather:
Code:
FUCKINGS TO FAIRLIGHT
buy maali a beer
variform was better
kewlers% out%
This is what drugs do to you, kids!
analogue, Mr.doob, Puryx, ps - voisitte roikkuu vaikka hirttoriihes
Sanx, Hatikvah, superplek, rasmus - kusta päässä pelkkää paskaa taskus
kauto, trauma zero, nosfe, pimuri - hyi nyt vittu saatana isin pedoimuri
diamondie, zone, mike 3d - aitoo ku rädyn seppo ostamas viinii
kurli, el-bee, dipswitch, vesuri - tarkottaa pitkälti samaa ku lameri
leijaa, funktion, wade, maali - alust loppuu feikkei niinku vatikaanin paavi
elend, eebliss, viznut pwp - arvaatte jo itekki voitte painuu perseesee
jazzman, jazzo, diver, lithis - teiän ura kaatuu sille sanon kippis!
ei kantsi dissaa jos ei osaa dissaa, ei ois ehkä kantsin alas peukuttaa
pouet on vakavaa, ota se jo tosissaa, nyt on vitun myöhäst koittaa alkaa nauraa
ensiks otat turpaa sit lisää hakataa, sätkivä ruumis auton paksii pakataa
betonimylly jauhaa, kallo halkastaa, jäsenet irti leikataa pää katkastaa
ei sun ruumist tuu kukaa koskaa löytää, ku sen ankkurii vaa kiinni köyttää,
ja siit voit olla varma et muistos häpästää, mahtaa isii ja äitii jo itkettää
keskisormi pystys, kewlers kru, numero yks, se ei tuu koskaa muuttuu,
avaa nettiselain, avaa pouet, pistä peukku alas, se sun kädest nopee puuttuu
got d3pth tom, jdruid, spengler - ette kai kuvitellu voivanne olla kewler
prophet, legalize, nuke, evil, ras - hierohan vaa kotoon sitä esinahkaas
gloom, sesse, gekko, crusader - vaa yks sana sopii ja se on lamer
magic, don, sofokles, myco - palaute väsyneempää ku uuellee filmattu psyko
cryer, Mystra, Serpent, Jazz - no need to tell you're straight from the ass
Midfit, kaoD, zefyros, hardy - hauskaa seuraa ku alkoholiton baari
ra, sp, moname, profecy - joillaa päässä aivot, teil virtaa vaa kusi
sir, bittin, frozzy, azzaro - kaikist lamein silti abho joka räppää yo
So go do more of them!
analogue, Mr.doob, Puryx, ps - voisitte roikkuu vaikka hirttoriihes
Sanx, Hatikvah, superplek, rasmus - kusta päässä pelkkää paskaa taskus
kauto, trauma zero, nosfe, pimuri - hyi nyt vittu saatana isin pedoimuri
diamondie, zone, mike 3d - aitoo ku rädyn seppo ostamas viinii
kurli, el-bee, dipswitch, vesuri - tarkottaa pitkälti samaa ku lameri
leijaa, funktion, wade, maali - alust loppuu feikkei niinku vatikaanin paavi
elend, eebliss, viznut pwp - arvaatte jo itekki voitte painuu perseesee
jazzman, jazzo, diver, lithis - teiän ura kaatuu sille sanon kippis!
ei kantsi dissaa jos ei osaa dissaa, ei ois ehkä kantsin alas peukuttaa
pouet on vakavaa, ota se jo tosissaa, nyt on vitun myöhäst koittaa alkaa nauraa
ensiks otat turpaa sit lisää hakataa, sätkivä ruumis auton paksii pakataa
betonimylly jauhaa, kallo halkastaa, jäsenet irti leikataa pää katkastaa
ei sun ruumist tuu kukaa koskaa löytää, ku sen ankkurii vaa kiinni köyttää,
ja siit voit olla varma et muistos häpästää, mahtaa isii ja äitii jo itkettää
keskisormi pystys, kewlers kru, numero yks, se ei tuu koskaa muuttuu,
avaa nettiselain, avaa pouet, pistä peukku alas, se sun kädest nopee puuttuu
got d3pth tom, jdruid, spengler - ette kai kuvitellu voivanne olla kewler
prophet, legalize, nuke, evil, ras - hierohan vaa kotoon sitä esinahkaas
gloom, sesse, gekko, crusader - vaa yks sana sopii ja se on lamer
magic, don, sofokles, myco - palaute väsyneempää ku uuellee filmattu psyko
cryer, Mystra, Serpent, Jazz - no need to tell you're straight from the ass
Midfit, kaoD, zefyros, hardy - hauskaa seuraa ku alkoholiton baari
ra, sp, moname, profecy - joillaa päässä aivot, teil virtaa vaa kusi
sir, bittin, frozzy, azzaro - kaikist lamein silti abho joka räppää yo
So go do more of them!
nice troll
There's nothing actually funny or interesting about this and the fact that the beam team at the party didn't even turn the sound down a bit made this much worse.
awesome! :D
noise industrial might not be everybody´s cup of beer when parteying is immenent, but i found it shocking and harsh and enjoyed it as such.
I hardly thumb down something normally, but this one truly deserves it. Sucked big time, esp. the audio and the video. Well, the idea and the design, too.
Well, I guess this was a "fuckings to sceners". :)
At least it was something different for once.
:-/
I approve. The sheer annoyance, and probably grief for some, that this prod caused is inspiring.
Bestest ever. P.S. haistakaa kaikki paska.
the man upstairs is angry
In preparation for Variform 3
respect! never stop! this one exists too keep scene aesthetic in overall ballance. stop romantic gytch or cheesy house visuals and noise will fade away :)
FUCK YOU!
Easily the best in the compo.
I can imagine someone making this as a critique, to use a fancy word, but it was mainly just terribly painful to listen to or watch. Don't like it, these guys can do much better.
any demo that mentions me is a sure winner
Not what I'd call a nice demo but pissing people off is always a good thing.
I love the feeling I hear!
Finally something different!
quite possibly worst thing i have ever saw
Annoying as hell ...
Fuck you for ruining the legend :(
Freedom at last!
Madness
XD
Bleeding ears. I loved the trolling face on the Revision slide later on the party.
Filthy!
Too noisey. I preferred the original.
We'll if you ask for a thumb down, you're not getting one.
Sure this was eye- and earcancer. But huge thumb up for the practical joke they played :)
Nosfe doesn't know what else to do to get attention.
Perfect Trolltro.
It's full of love!
It's full of love!
Interesting, really loved the melodies.
so fucking awesome
just a shame
What aegis said. The beginning isn't too interesting but I like what came after.
I'm sorry, I assumed you had something to do with this after seeing all these nosfe*.jpg files inside the data folder.
Guts.
(also, what numtek said)
(also, what numtek said)
I liked 1995.
And as I already stated on Facebook, Well played Sirs.
And as I already stated on Facebook, Well played Sirs.
Just sucks.
I understand what you are trying to say but still... this sucks.
awesome sequel :D
I laughed from the second the slide showed up until way after the demo was over. Thumb up for the stomach muscle training..
At least if the thumb would have worked..
fuckings back!
I don't know about possible future variform 3, but variform 4 will be coded with sticks and stones. *runs away to woods in shame after this lame joke*
great trolling, but the fact that orga put this in last helped a lot.
Fuckings to kewlers
Fuckings to kewlers
as others already said, this is the only way to go. thumbs up for that! perfect decision.
WTF
Now that is how you make a demo that needs to be seen by people in a hall.
I don't ever thumb down stuff, but this suck harder than a junkie hooker.
art
h0ffman :)
More comments in compo log here :)
masterly done noise that appeared to polarize the masses.
Works as intended!
Next time do a 1995 style prod (popular, cheesy, dancy) again to confuse the hell out of every hater.
kthxbye.
Works as intended!
Next time do a 1995 style prod (popular, cheesy, dancy) again to confuse the hell out of every hater.
kthxbye.
hah, awesome :)
Dear Sir(s),
I strongly object to this demo, which is clearly just a pathetic provocation that tarnishes both the distinguished names of Kewlers and Variform. Many of my best friends are demosceners, and only a few of them are oversensitive individuals who are eager to be indignant on the Internet at the first opportunity.
Yours truly,
Brigadier Jori Kemppi (Mrs.)
I strongly object to this demo, which is clearly just a pathetic provocation that tarnishes both the distinguished names of Kewlers and Variform. Many of my best friends are demosceners, and only a few of them are oversensitive individuals who are eager to be indignant on the Internet at the first opportunity.
Yours truly,
Brigadier Jori Kemppi (Mrs.)
seems I am the only one who actually think this is great stuff? As a joke/troll/rap I don't know and I don't care. but the style was badass. More of this!
THIS FUCKING SUCKS! VARIFORM 1 WAS SOOO MUCH BETTER :((
;D <3
;D <3
lovely casual mainstream noise demo with no heart and soul.
Seriously, that's class.
hä?
As a representative of the Internet I ask you to change the ending of this demo.
International terrorism, tightening government control, North Korean nuclear tests, European financial crisis, reptilian mind control and now Variform 2... also HITLER.
YOU WILL REGRET THIS! WE SHALL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE.
power to the people!
Thank you for ruining the legend.
International terrorism, tightening government control, North Korean nuclear tests, European financial crisis, reptilian mind control and now Variform 2... also HITLER.
YOU WILL REGRET THIS! WE SHALL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE.
power to the people!
Thank you for ruining the legend.
fuck yeah
I haven't managed to see it yet (WHY U CRASH ON ME?) only listened to the mp3 hell, but thumbs up for having the guts to trolling the who scene and the whole controversy and funny irc logs and people's reaction. It's like those times with Chimera and the whole noise, although this time it's obviously trolling :)
for now, this prod is #1 in term of
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:(
Wow, it actually worked on my laptop with older ATI but not on my desktop with newer Nvidia. Usually the opposite happens with Kewlers demos. Technical achievement!
It's actually not bad. The beginning is awesome giving wrong expectations for the rest. Successful trolling is successful!
You really never known what to expect from Kewlers :)
It's actually not bad. The beginning is awesome giving wrong expectations for the rest. Successful trolling is successful!
You really never known what to expect from Kewlers :)
I was so glad wearing earplugs.
If you play this demo backwards in double speed it praises the revision orgas as troll supporter from hell!!!!
Successful troll is successful. OK, this would have pissed me off at the party, if for no other reason than hearing damage. But c'mon, they have a middle finger right there in their logo. If they didn't bust out a Finnish noise demo, Flo or Jumalauta would have for them. Their performance art has made a statement about reputation and expectations. Not to mention getting attention.. you'll notice Variform 2 has more pouet comments than any other demo (intros excluded) from the party so far.
So, it sucks, but they have guts. Funny that the orgs put it last to really make the prank work, but it probably left PC fans disappointed about the compo as a whole. Oh well, hopefully they were able to laugh it off when they got home and downloaded it.
So, it sucks, but they have guts. Funny that the orgs put it last to really make the prank work, but it probably left PC fans disappointed about the compo as a whole. Oh well, hopefully they were able to laugh it off when they got home and downloaded it.
sucks. waste of time..
sry..
sry..
utter shit that is not scene-worthy at all, should've been disqualified
Thumbs up because of the reactions...a good laugh.
better than original.
i could not watch it on the stream (coz of borken stream) and i'm not very curious about it.
so i probably never will see it =D
so i probably never will see it =D
a well deserved sequel following the footsteps of the first variform!
lol
The beginning was rather nice and the sudden change of style amused me. Otherwise this is just fake-artsy, served with bad attitude and irritatingly noisy demo - obviously not ment to be popular at all.
This was fucking retarded. I felt kinda sad for the little girl that was next to my place. You guys unnecessarily scared a little girl. How low can you go...
the best demoscene scam ever made :D
mad bloke and his noise next door.
This makes penishure prods look really good to me. they don't pretend. I guess, to really get the joke you must have been at the party, which i wasn't, obviously...... if he only could rap a little....
Trolling successfully takes some effort and timing. The timing was delivered by the orgas, but the actual payload was pretty damn weak sauce. Maybe the real joke is a self-deprecating one. Like, you acknowledge that you couldn't make a VF2, even if you wanted to.
No thumb down, because I watched it twice and pointless scene drama is always funny.
No thumb down, because I watched it twice and pointless scene drama is always funny.
tomaes:
Quote:
Trolling successfully takes some effort and timing.
Gargaj, yes? I'm I contradicting myself or what? ;)
Expert trolling expertly executed.
sorry to hear that not everyone liked my soundtrack, i hope you'll enjoy the next kewlers demo better.
More noiseshit and eyecancer. I'm rather glad the stream crapped out on the previous demo, the waves of disappointment coming through on Scenesat and IRC were glorious :)
My ears and my eyes give you a thumb down for this shit.
What has been said so far.
Well, it pretty much wraps up the demo compo from Revision 2012 - I got a "greeting", so I'll leave you a piggie, and will wait for "happier days" in the "Finnish demo-kitchen" :)
Painful to the point of tearing me apart and putting me together again.
sorry, this is SHIT
++ effects and pretty pictures
++ dramatic rhythm
-- soundtrack and 3D
overall, a piggie
++ dramatic rhythm
-- soundtrack and 3D
overall, a piggie
no, k thx!
approved!
I ran out for a drink instead of watching this on the bigscreen, but given the noise coming from the building and then the audience's reaction, it must have been really bad.
Pilvariform!
Perfect fuckings to all -demo. I feel no need to watch it again though.
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Pilvariform!
I would rather go down on someone right at the infodesk than watching this again!
I liked the first one better.
Judging from it's intention, it surely delivered 100%
I can't help it, I think it's great.
PERFECTLY EXECUTED. This should've won. Only entry I remember from the compo.
Designed to stick in your head forever! Well done on that part. Was probably fun to make.
no
A fine instance of trolling. I can't decide whether to thumb up or down..
You know what, let's call it a piggy.
You know what, let's call it a piggy.
wow....... wow. O_O haha
the middle-finger... right in your face. FUCK YOU TOO!
What loaderror said but without the thumb.
not sure about this...
at least it gave me a laugh at the bigscreen.
at least it gave me a laugh at the bigscreen.
Hilarious! Best trolldemo in ages.
Variform was overrated anyway. :D
Variform was overrated anyway. :D
This is what Variform should have been like in the first place.
Well this is a real fucking demo (in all terms). The intro effect is really awesome. Then sound is high pitched on purpose. Everybody put their hands on their ears. I have to watch it again and again to say if it's bad, good or piggie. So piggie by now.
This is really poor
Really annoying.
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Only entry I remember from the compo.
Sure, because it is based on the same technology as this. But in addition it will also make your ears bleeed.
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the scene needs more fuckings. also, kewlers.
"variform was better"
what krusty said
urks
Lame
You expect a thumb so here you have mine :)
variform by kewlers
..!.
is this real life?
ouch
@seppjo: told you so :)
hm.
I ordered a t-shirt:
"I survived VARIFORM2"
"I survived VARIFORM2"
crap
Definitely the most memorable demo from Revision 2012.
I hope it made others think about their productions.
I hope it made others think about their productions.
hmm.. depressingly, you may be right that it was the most memorable demo. Don't want to name names, but the winner demo by panda cube was boring tripe with a suitably boring name.
scene.org award 2012 - best demo o/
:D:D:D
okay, who's the wiseass.
Ganz grosse Scheisse.
oh it's gone (already)
well, keep the good stuff.
Iha jees.
I fucking love the vocoder sound at the beginning of this fabulous demo, how it was done? what kind of VSTi/tool ?
Sequel done right.
It was fun standing at the mixing desk, to my right Chaos telling me too keep the volume way down and to my left Nosfe yelling "LOUDER!" all the time. :D
it grows on you. i respect that.
Scheisse!
A bit too long. Best sequel ever! :)
variform was better
shit, already taken dammit!
shit, already taken dammit!
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
what's the title of the beginning music ?
Yes it's different, but damn smart. The endpart could have been shorter, but what the hell. It kicks ass!!
time for my first piggie. for pooping in a cup.
Let's just pretend this didn't happen.
Being out of the demoscene from 1998 - 2010, I was unaware of the "History" and the "Reasons" for this demo.
So on reflection, big up Kewlerz!
So on reflection, big up Kewlerz!
If there are reasons besides "for the lulz", I'd like to hear them. :)
Only watched it in the live youtube version, and the concept did work pretty well. It was so fun to hear with the audience reaction, proof that it needed to be done :)
I could have liked it without the bright flashes.
what nosfe says, dark flashes would have been nice. But still, good rhythm and colors.
Can't wait for Variform 3 !
Can't wait for Variform 3 !
In the hope of a fine beat detection, I squeezed in Scotts GASTRONAUT into the data. It's two seconds too short, but mysteriously quite on beat. /s
that high-pitched part really hurts
well, you guys didn't want to win over the hearts of the audience, and you seem to have got it right
really enjoyed it at the party :) the most memorable production from revision, two thumbs up!
At least better than other Kewlers' products in recent years.
the.best.demo!
the best demo soundtrack so far
Where's the demo?
should've been disqualified.
should've been disqualified.
what the fuck
Herrlich :D
HAHA
Fucking bullshit.
strangely likeable... Oh and as for chocolates - I think I got the sulphuric acid and 10kvolt crunch
shit
incredible dolphins
Louder!
grossartig!
Cool
Disappointing. Variform is (still) in my TOP 5 favorite PC demo. Why did you do that ?
what
I can't remember experiencing a longer fuckings part in a demo.......
Revision is close, it time to vote this again.
I heard they use this demo in Guantanamo Bay.
the guy at the beginning is sitting on a teapot.. how funny is that...
One of the best demos i've ever seen!
Well, it's a pile of audiovisual horse hockey alright; been there, got the temporarily tinitus like the others too. Then again, I never bitched about when the bloody hell Kewlers would release the darn sequel anyway.
fake and gay
The screeching sound pierced my earphones. Impressive.
Ehm, earplugs. I meant earplugs. Anyway, this is fabulous when you are in the mood.
Well i was really looking forward for this one, since i liked Fariform 1 so much. I liked the start of the demo, but unfortunately rest of the demo is just random noice shit. Seems like the makers didnt have the time finish this correctly.
Just have to comment on this again. I was so damn pleased watching this on the big screen. The perfect sequel. Thank you for giving us Variform 2! Fuckings to the haters.
yeaaahh! deep shit should be deep.
Huge disappointment
one word: lol
hm
oh i get it, it's funny because amiga
much disappoint
Well it gave my hardware a work out I guess. My GPU? Nah...
should have won!
proper fuckings were given this day!
this is a huge pile of shit
Legendary :D
Very good.
i never knew that making a demo that can actually hurt you was possible, but here we are
best vittudemo ever.
Joke, indeed. Bach would be proud *sarcasm*.
:D
earrape thumbs
Never thumbed this?! Earrape par excellence. Watched this live and was glad I was wearing earplugs.
I liked it.
More subversion in the demoscene pls
Not sure what that was. If it's an inside joke, clearly I don't get it.
Yay, greets
horrifically brilliant
bad
clever & smart
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