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Coder Porn! by Archee [web]
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added on the 2011-08-06 20:45:43 by archee  |
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A bit short but stunning! Porn indeed :)
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 20:46:53 by magic 
Super :)
Smooth and realistic cloth and ok music.
Great one!
was quite a fun to watch
Phisics!
Excellent physics!
mmh 1fps and only supporting 720p resolution, i will wait video to watch.
Moar!
video pls. thx. a slideshow for me. can't really see the effect.
funny
Youtube or just nVidia 8800.
nice tech :)
I watched it for the physics
aweomse physics porn!
Wooo! Indeed, sire, is this coder's pron! Double thumb up for a great idea & execution :-)
For a technical achievment and jawdropping effect i say YES, for music, camera, direction i must say NO.
Great physics, though where's the intro? And the porn part doesn't really work for me. :P
Still though, thumbs up for the physics alone.
Still though, thumbs up for the physics alone.
cool, the legs are still not perfect though :)
Awesome tech, some humor and a neat tune in 4k.
coder porn indeed
Very cool physics
what trauma zero said
Great physics and music started to sound very interesting but unfortunately it was so short. Boring background but ok it's 4k.
like Decipher said :)
Coder porn \o/
Nice striptease!
how indecent D:
yeah
awesome cloth, bad music and visuals.
balls touching.
awesome cloth, good porn!
Thumb is for the coder porn part, not for the spheres.
TITS \o/
I like the the music and the coder pr0n :)
Slideshow on my Radeon 5650M...
Slideshow on my Radeon 5650M...
excellent!
Nice physics.
awesome! nice to see it having a neat tune, too. teh seksi intro <3
shake your shadermaker
Rulez
Loved this one. Ok, maybe not a real 4k for some, but has one single awesome effect (most detailed cloth I have seen so far in the demoscene) and I laughed at the end :)
Lovely coder porn!
videoed in.
not that big. too much of a regular cloth sim code snippet copypaste.
better do some hardcode on the collision spheres and meta some real shape plus skintex. and. damn get that thing some ass. :D
not that big. too much of a regular cloth sim code snippet copypaste.
better do some hardcode on the collision spheres and meta some real shape plus skintex. and. damn get that thing some ass. :D
Pr0n!
Funny because you kept it short :) Nice physics, too.
one of my favourites now)
awesome cloth simulation. And it's funny :)
impressive indeed, but just showing your (mad) skills in this way, doesn't make it a good intro at all.
I want to downthumb this, as an intro, it more or less plainly sucks, but the tech is to good, so piggy.
I want to downthumb this, as an intro, it more or less plainly sucks, but the tech is to good, so piggy.
O_o--b
Oh yes! Next time use 64k and use a better model ;)
Short, sweet and to a point. Not every single intro needs to be 4 minutes long with multiple parts, and this one manages to combine both a concept and really nice tech into a sweet package. Best in compo.
no
Nice cloth simulation but fails as a 4k intro for me.
definately seeing a trend in the choice of color
*FAP FAP FAP*
hahhahaa
Archee is my fave coder pr0n dealer! And this one was funny... Made my day! :D
I really can't appreciate these intros. Making awesome tech looks like complete rubbish is a shame. Why not make it 64kb and make something cool?!?! I don't get it.
excellent
Dunno, nice cloth simulation but....meh
Sweeeet sweeet cloth simulation, and I just love the title pun! My personal winner of the 4k compo.
What a boobs! :)
This girls has big balls... ;)
Great textile physic.
Great textile physic.
Looks like a slideshow here but technically impressive.
nice. not really a demo/intro imho, or not completely, but the technique is nice indeed, so it totally deserves a big thumb up.
<offtopic> is that my heart in the floor/cloth by any chance? </offtopic>
<offtopic> is that my heart in the floor/cloth by any chance? </offtopic>
The coding is definitely fine, that's for sure.
Oh brother.
assembly stays black, music playing.
win7 ultimate 64bit, ATI HD5870, 12 gig RAM, i7
youtube:
HAHA, lovely balls, next time make the clothes look like cellophane ;)
win7 ultimate 64bit, ATI HD5870, 12 gig RAM, i7
youtube:
HAHA, lovely balls, next time make the clothes look like cellophane ;)
Looks like someone decided to go for a prize with a cheap pun. I smiled, but there's not really a demo here..
lovely :]
*SCHWIIIING*
That's got to be by far the ugliest woman in a demo in the entire history of the demoscene. I guess that's an achievement, too.
a piggie for the cloth simulation on top of the michelin woman from hell.
a piggie for the cloth simulation on top of the michelin woman from hell.
Amiga buffs may ask themselfs why the juggler didn't juggle ... and why there was no hidden part letting one peak into the juggler's privat life.
Anyways, the clothing effect was a delight but as folks already wrote, as an intro this didn't really work.
Anyways, the clothing effect was a delight but as folks already wrote, as an intro this didn't really work.
awsome idea & execution :)
This is wonderful.
fucking YES
amazing physics + fun + a bit of direction + kitch music \o/
My favorite Archee's 4k so far!
My favorite Archee's 4k so far!
more tech-demo than intro but impressive.
Cheap pun + cool tech, sounds fun to me.
Made me laugh :D
Impressive :)
amazing physics and not so bad music this time.
great!
great!
dto.
Kitschy with a nice effect.
high resolution cloth simulation. Archee always brings something new and weird to the scene.
Nooooooouuuuuuuuuu
Strange.. slideshow (~1 fps) and way out of sync on my gt550m laptop, but completely smooth on the hd6870 desktop (which is usually ~3 times faster).
Not as bad visuals and sfx as last time, and nice cloth ofcourse, but still too much tech and too little demo. There are some things we just don't do in 4k because it's taking too much of the space ;)
Not as bad visuals and sfx as last time, and nice cloth ofcourse, but still too much tech and too little demo. There are some things we just don't do in 4k because it's taking too much of the space ;)
ACE.
I think the tits are silicone, but otherwise it's ok. Can I have her number?
[color=red]♥[/color]
Kickass!
Kickass!
spheres made technically impressive
tehthumb because I know how much you guys suffered to get this done
Awfully slow here. Maybe you should wait 12 more years... :P
Maybe it could work better if it wasn't presented so much as a tech demo... like having a solid color silhouette (and breaking with the classic Archee orange) or something.
fukken nice cloth sim u got there!
Great physics, but boring -> piggy
im no 3d-modeller, but how would it look if those spheres where blobs instead? thumbs up for nice physic-work though
Wahnsinn !
Should have won ...
Should have won ...
Hi...ATi 5870 + Nvidia 8800 Ultra ok...
Windows 7 32-Bits (8 GigaRAM + Kernel Patched)...
Windows 7 32-Bits (8 GigaRAM + Kernel Patched)...
Nice
fuck yeah!
Good music, really great looking tissue-on-the-wind animation.
Nice looking model too ;).
Nice looking model too ;).
coder pron at itz best!
Great job! I mean 4k? I can write my name in more than 4ks Jesus!
Here's an HD video version for anyone that needs it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8UO-2EMOsU
Here's an HD video version for anyone that needs it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8UO-2EMOsU
haha bob tits
very nice - shame it's only 1fps on my geforce 9600!
nice physics, respect!
What Navis said.
I have no idea how you made such an impressive (judging by the file size) cloth simulation. If you dont already work for Autodesk, they would certainly need your assistance.
hehe
cool one. the bassline in the music is quite funky
Ewww ;). Great cloth simulation but the physics didn't impress as much as in previous prods. Probably among the best soundtracks I've heard in a Archee prod (sad really ;D) but had it been slower, more sleazy and featured wah-wah guitars (yeah, I know, not easy in 4k but hey... ;)) for that sticky porn soundtrack feel I'd definitely thumb this one up. Didn't hate it but it didn't impress me as much as other prods from this guy.
sexy tech demo!
Kind of so-so. And despite the name and nice physics I can't help the feeling that there has been better porn in 4k already.
Nice cloth simulation but more of a tech demo than a good intro.
Really nice.
Usual Archee: Great idea, awesome code, crappy visuals, uninteresting music.
Usual piggie.
Usual piggie.
Nice one!
fap fap fap
Technically very impressive.
After watching twice, exactly what kb_ said.
The wife of juggler?
haha
what TraumaZero said
fucking ugly woman. but great physics! (=
nice demo
taht was a interesting thing!!!
Fun.
Haha! Coderporn...lol. Good one!
Very cool!
lol!!! good stuff xD
:)
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yep
good stuff.
next time including pants off plz ;)
Haha, cooool !
Bob is so sexy ! 😁
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