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Rush Hour by Nextempire
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added on the 2001-12-29 10:54:01 by Bombe  |
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hahahahaha, what the hell is this!?!?
sucks added on the 2001-12-29 11:46:51 by dodke 
dodge> crap
My PC managed to crash when what apparently was the greetings part began, so I didn't see all of this. Therefore there is a slight chance that what I didn't see contained some kind of unbelievable effect the likes of nothing we have ever seen before which would make me have to give this a thumbs up. However, judging by everything I saw until the crash, I think I'm willing to take a risk and assume that didn't happen.
crashed with me too. but what could you expect. kozmik's code sucks but he's ass is damn sweet.
What a surprise, it chrashed my computer too.
Conclusion: This demo sucks, don't waste your bandwidth on it.
Conclusion: This demo sucks, don't waste your bandwidth on it.
No crashes here. It just stops after the red headed guy running scene. Is there anything else after that?
If you let your imagination fly to 'undiscovered areas', you may see that some ideas in this demo are in fact interesting. However, they are performed so poorly making the result almost disgusting to see. The music is extremely monotonous and repetitive.
On the other hand, I must admit that I have seen worst productions from NextEmpire.
If you let your imagination fly to 'undiscovered areas', you may see that some ideas in this demo are in fact interesting. However, they are performed so poorly making the result almost disgusting to see. The music is extremely monotonous and repetitive.
On the other hand, I must admit that I have seen worst productions from NextEmpire.
ehmm, is this really accelerated? Bad.
This crashed here, and it looks like an '95 arcade shooter. And yes it is bad.
hah... look at the nfo and you'll realize that the 3d models are ripped
this looks like some 5-years-old software 3d demo with models ripped from videogames. music is 3-4 looped samples in really bad quality.
oh, and it crashed.
oh, and it crashed.
it crashed during the greetings.
I didn't like what I saw until then, and the music has waaaaay to much bass.
I didn't like what I saw until then, and the music has waaaaay to much bass.
heh, this one really sucks... I laughed quite a lot when I saw this one at TP
Looks like crap, sounds like crap...
this is shite.
but it didn't crash here :)
but it didn't crash here :)
hahaha, you should've heard the comments on the partyplace, enough said
move along. nothing to see here.
shit.
Eh.. The music sounds bad. But, ehat can I say ? I can't make any thing better :)
nextempire sucks. unique ownz kozmik's sweet ass!
I don´t know if it was supposed to make such an effect on me, but I laughed my ass off!!!
DOWNWARDS!
dixan, made me laugh as well :)
but seriously, why would anyone release shit like this (even if he has a sweet ass)
but seriously, why would anyone release shit like this (even if he has a sweet ass)
the head with teeth instead of eyes is ripped (i've seen it somewhere before)
It suxx but I agree with Dixan! I laugh my ass out the night I first saw it :)
And I want to thumb up a nextempire production just for the sake of alternativity and nothing else ;)
Go make us laugh, nextempire are back =)
And I want to thumb up a nextempire production just for the sake of alternativity and nothing else ;)
Go make us laugh, nextempire are back =)
just horrible.
Only saw the first scenes, then it crashed. Dunno, wasn't THAT bad, but maybe I missed the really horrible stuff that was about to follow...
interesting.. but.. it crashed my pc too. it's funny style
if it was intended to be a funny demo then it's a complete success! ;)
these guys have strange taste
no music in my sblive!
lots of bugs, swappings of textures and more on my ati rage 128
the start promise perhaps a good concept, but no, the end sucks a lot
no coherency between the parts except the scanned textures :)
no music in my sblive!
lots of bugs, swappings of textures and more on my ati rage 128
the start promise perhaps a good concept, but no, the end sucks a lot
no coherency between the parts except the scanned textures :)
crap just got a new definition :) ha ha
www.copstation.com gentlemen
now that is just disgusting superplek! :)
stops during the running scene. or like where the guy seems to be running in air at some weird place.
anyway. one word:
CRAP!
anyway. one word:
CRAP!
i m original, so i gave u *RULEZ* sign =).. and dont try to reliz something like this... noone need this like demos exept u.. so reliz it in your house..
No! No! No! Don't hear them!!! Release whatever crap u want, it's just for fun! We will just laugh our us down and don't care at all (And don't hear me too, when I thumb down your own prods anywhere on pouet, stupid second self ;) Just see my atsou demo again, I can do worse than nextempire ;)
Optimus: You may be do worse than nextempire, but atleast you're not selfpraising your own prods like nextempire used to. I guess that's one of the reason why people hate nextempire so much.
Damn I'm good in english :)
sucks.
totally sucks. saulin penis is better.
hmmm...it is bad. very bad. rename it. it's more like The Horror ][ than rush hour.
meisa dis this. saulin penis beats the hell out from this.
meisa dis this. saulin penis beats the hell out from this.
MOOOOO.
booooo!
good textures but thats about it.
good textures but thats about it.
hmm.....öööö
I don't watch nextempire productions, but since it seems to be trend to diss them: 'hahaha, you suck! hahahahahahahaha'.
Yo momma!
Yo momma!
well
i think it's great
drink some beer
take a look
laugh your ass off ;)
i think it's great
drink some beer
take a look
laugh your ass off ;)
The beer helps you forget, right?
OMG, what a load of <belittling adjective>
!!
oh, i didn't vote for this?
makes some cool effects between the scenes, like flipping the buffers, filled with crap! the idea is not bad, but code better to avoid crashing my pc!
makes some cool effects between the scenes, like flipping the buffers, filled with crap! the idea is not bad, but code better to avoid crashing my pc!
best next empire demo ever!
boring .... can't stand 3D-demos like this.....
trully masterfully crafted!
is this also a kind of art i dont understand?
Horrible...
Horrible...
The wheels on the police car and ambulance
are just sliding as if the road was ice not turning
are just sliding as if the road was ice not turning
unfortunately one of the most sucky shit i've ever seen on pc platform.
I laughed my ass of :) I agree with the quote that crap got a new meaning now :)
wow. just wow.
A true classic!
big thanks to epidemic for bringing this light to the party
i have to respect this shit for keeping my faith in not being the worst :D
It's a bit like a Police Academy film. It's so bad it's fun to watch!
THIS IS FUCKING GREAT DEMO
Insteresting but nothing special. It seemed to fuck up somewhere in the demo so I only saw a part of it. Thumb down is a very hard vote for this one.
nah
YIPEEKAEAHMOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!111111
although it really made me laugh...
apart from the glitches i actually enjoyed the city scenes. perhaps i've been playing virtua cop too much
Holy crap! =)
Why the fuck nearly all the text are mirrored except the ones who are actually mirrored on real cars (front of ambulance), which are straight?
Why the fuck nearly all the text are mirrored except the ones who are actually mirrored on real cars (front of ambulance), which are straight?
Pan, because it's a nextempire production and therefore sucks by definition. I wish I could thumb it down again
Heh, I watch this once in a while for a good laugh =)
I'll try to watch it stoned some time.
two low-detailed plastic cars sliding through a cheap looking paper city and then crash.
Makes me feel like being 10 years old and playing in my kinderzimmer again :)
Makes me feel like being 10 years old and playing in my kinderzimmer again :)
up up up! one of the funniest demos out there :)
It's so bad it becomes funny!
Made me thing of a 3dfx game by davilex :')
Made me thing of a 3dfx game by davilex :')
Wtf? I have not yet commented this diamond! I love it, it's perfect. Saturday morning party hangover, some juice and rush hour - perfect combination... <3<3<3<3<3<3 PERFECTTTT!!!!
KOZMIK AMAZING 3D-ENGINE!!111
cerror has said it all!
Every time I watch this, I get more and more inspired
I haven't commented yet? Shame on me.
Truth be told, I keep this little comedic gem on my hard drive, just in case of rainy days...
Or house guests that are overstaying their welcome.
Truth be told, I keep this little comedic gem on my hard drive, just in case of rainy days...
Or house guests that are overstaying their welcome.
reminds me of sega virtual fighter
today iam going to watch this and analyze it better :DDD
Ok, Next Empire tribute duty fullfilled for today :-)
this demo is like.. bad. very very very bad. especially i notice textures on cars. did kozmik made this with assembler? and all 3d models are stolen. wheew. ok
like my friend sAK!/JML told :"rare are bad demos which you can watch years after" ;D
RULEZ!
it does not even look accelerated :D
blup
it is bad, but to be honest it doesn't come close to "skluti - sjørøver"... Now, how do I do special moves again?
ugh!
HUh? I can say without any doubts that I do not like this demo. Not a bit.
MUAHAHA so unique! // this is a good example for all the tasteless german jokeprods:P
The chick has got really chunky legs.
Awesome. Brilliant demo to watch at Jumalauta Parties when you are totally wasted.
this is almost better than a fish called wanda
this is probably the funniest demo i have ever seen. unintentionally, yes, but still.
oops
Looks like A*M*I*G*A*H!
WTF!!
neat idea to show city view as a rotozoomer, real demoscene taste. and superb chase scene. i love the way tears compress when vehicles hit the ground. also contains some great character animations and camera directions which eventully inspired amondo.
THIS IS A GREAT DEMO!
neat idea to show city view as a rotozoomer, real demoscene taste. and superb chase scene. i love the way tears compress when vehicles hit the ground. also contains some great character animations and camera directions which eventully inspired amondo.
THIS IS A GREAT DEMO!
Hilarious chase part (with inverted textures on cars! ROTFL), pixelized to the max "city", crashed before greetings etc.
But I won't thumb it down. Why?
Because I liked it!
But I won't thumb it down. Why?
Because I liked it!
interesting :/
strange, lack of effects, but good model animation
classic
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TIME TO WORSHIP
ETERNAL CLASSIC
3d tits \o/
Oh, oiii, oink
I just put the laughts out.
Watched it another time after years.
Oh boy, I can't hold my ass laugh, this is teh shit.
Rush Hour 2 was not funny.
I just put the laughts out.
Watched it another time after years.
Oh boy, I can't hold my ass laugh, this is teh shit.
Rush Hour 2 was not funny.
so stupid
Hehe :D
WHAT? Does it work because of this??? (A curious test)
let's increase its popularity:
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let's increase its popularity:
bizarre, lesbian, hardcore, soft, gay, teen, preteen, hentai, ultrateens, bondage, peeing, upskirt, watersports, muff diving, mature, huge tits, blonde, asian, latina babes, amateur sex, chicks with dicks, golden shower, bukkake, face sitting, nose diving, grannies, ass to ass, panties, cheerleaders, spanking, interracial, blacks on blondes, hairy, webcam, nylon fetish, glory hole, foot fucking, farter, housewife, handjob, footjob, facegiving, oral, anal, vagina, pron, am, sik, göt...
i am curious as well. let's wait a few months and come back here. :)
This experiment might lead to a new way of Pouet prod abuse/cheating :P
THATS WHAT I CALL A PHOTOREALISTIC STATE-OF-THE-ART DEMO.
I HAD SERIOUS PROBLEMS TO REALIZE THAT THIS DOESNT ACTUAÖYYLLY HAPPEN IN REALITY.
I HAD SERIOUS PROBLEMS TO REALIZE THAT THIS DOESNT ACTUAÖYYLLY HAPPEN IN REALITY.
loooooooooooooool
NOT.
NOT.
KIKKEN! i like the headless girl.
tribute to NE
It does not work.
In the future, all games will look like this....
Amazing fluid motion and massive landscapes to explore... full surround stereo sound!
for the ultimate immersive experience!
3D. The future is now. Pushing the limits.
Amazing fluid motion and massive landscapes to explore... full surround stereo sound!
for the ultimate immersive experience!
3D. The future is now. Pushing the limits.
What the fuck is that? Seriously!
classic
Waiting for the nextempire comeback! This rocks!
This definitely pushed the limits. in a bad way.
Can someone explain this scene joke to me...this was meant to be taken seriously, but the sequel is a spoof??
Anyway, I found this very funny, whether it was intended or not.
Anyway, I found this very funny, whether it was intended or not.
what a great production. such beauty, it shows skills far beyond anything imagineable.. havent seen the demo since ages, and don't want to look into the matter again, but from what i saw its something magical and purely styled to the limits. There is not much what you can do if you encounter such a great demonstration. Whatever you did it had so much impact on the scene you probably couldn't imagine for years, but this one is now and forever set as a standard where no one was going before and perhaps some kind of level which only a few atomtechnicians will get in the near future (i heard they used java for the lhc).. and my thumb is ofcourse to equal all negative thumbs given to this milestone.
The thumb is sort of a sympathical thumb.
The thumb is sort of a sympathical thumb.
sorry.. but atleast the thumb is for you..
well, wtf.
I have no words to describe what I have just seen. :(
this simply rules ass!
Quality
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HQ video for this gem!
yepyep
funny
MFX should remix the shit out of this concept, I'll pay for dru(n)ks
omg
I don't get the point in this... demo (if any). Made me smile a little bit, but I didn't like this.
Saw a short bit of the video. First impression: quite bad. Second impression: no, 'quite' is nowhere near strong enough.
woo accelerated too!
I just like this demo !
cute
guys, i think i'll eat my poisonous supper after watching it again.
What the damn hell is this?
im delighted that this is now available on youtube as well
THANKS!
(no sarcasm, this is *the* hilariously bad demo bar none)
THANKS!
(no sarcasm, this is *the* hilariously bad demo bar none)
eh, i've seen crap on pouet worst that this. thumb for the quote.
worse even.
bad
heheh
what dixan said
hahaha what
i havent commented on this yet? a classic. theres something tim & eric kind of awesome about this.. so awkward, its funny as hell.
(µ__µ)
cult classic.
Classic
This is crazy as hell but funny as f**k! They really should play this on late night TV, every night!
Just about perfect.
Just golden.
GTA alike.. ;)
quite ok for 2001
Outsider art.
What on earth did I just watch? I think this is art at such a high level that most mortals can not understand it.
seen worse..
btw can someone do video of this->
http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=65248
..still haven't seen it..reviews are promising tho..
btw can someone do video of this->
http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=65248
..still haven't seen it..reviews are promising tho..
Quote:
if it was intended to be a funny demo then it's a complete success! ;)
decent
The bestest Red Sector Inc demo ever.
After watching this whole demo, I'm giving this thumbs down. even tho Kthulu (Amoivikos)'s art was great.
no
couldn't stop laughing
Funny AND cringy
belongs in a museum
pure unintentional comedy.
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