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too many penis prods :P

okay here are the different kept categories! we need more candidates for each one :D

nota bene: worst FX could be a particularly bad effect inside any demo even a good one :)

also no jury conspiracy, the vote is totally democratic (anarchic) : the jury is pouet, the more a prod is quoted the winner it is!

go make a ceremony about it.

Worst trax and worst fx might be hard to nominate. Let's look around then...

I should see if i still have the Kewlie Awards (tm) results file somewhere. But i recall that SquoQuo's Mansion received an "honorary mention", and possibly Smash Designs winning some category.

If I find it somewhere, i'll release it :)

... and we would be needing a golden-kewlers-logo-on-a-platform too :)

rainmaker: which categories did you have ?

btw, worst wild was shamefully forgotten...

ok, so you didnt get it.

consider this one a warning.

Award for worst demo awards.

Banned from pouet for not releasing stuff? Seriously, what's up with you Garg?

irokos: name 5 other people in the scene who would balk on that.

irokos: I don't think it's just the "not doing anything" Gargaj is reacting too.

I think the worst mag is easily guessable..
ho shit, I just fed the troll :(

i was impressed by 4Life by Solenoid, perfect candidate for worst wild :D

Gargaj/Gloom: i don't get the metajoke or the problem (?)

Pouet drama...
(Ban me also...)

Don't ban Zest for this. Fucking hell, it's only a thread. Are you people getting old or something?

Hey, you're old.

wasnt this a land of the free and the brave and stuff

it's not about the thread.

Well now you're being lazy, we had a proper jury at kewlie awards, and actually watched most of the PC prods from 2003 that night (while getting really really drunk ofcourse).

Can't remember anymore, but i think we had atleast worst effects/music/gfx categories. And worst group name. And prolly some others too.

as much as zest makes a habit of proving himself to be a completely uninformed and outdated fucktard, and as violently as i tend to disagree with his invariably failed attempts at deduction, i still would regret to see the poor fuck banned for longer than is necessary to scare him shitless.

however, should it be decided to ban zest despite my pledge, then please do consider to inmediatly proceed to the next logical step in the process (ie. axing all cracktros made in flash or looking like that).

Exactly. And all productions made in OSDM and all wilds that have nothing to do with the demoscene!

havoc: here's the thing - i agree. but i really dont see any other way to shrink his mouth to be proportional to his productive/contributive activity. i'm all up for ideas.

What is the problem about Zest? Seems to be a reasonable guy. Seems to be a fan of demos and as far as I can tell he doesn't pick up fights and he doesn't troll around on the product pages.

Since when do you have to be non stop productive to have the rights to write some stuff in this BBS.

since when we have a required minimum production/loudmouth ratio on the pouet bbs?

As a slight twist on the previous ideas, I propose not to ban Zest, BUT delete the flash cracktros, and the 32 byte "intros", too, if we are there.