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Chuck Norris on the demoscene

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OK. What would Chuck Norris do on the demoscene?

Me thinks:

CHUCK NORRIS can code more unlimited bobs.
CHUCK NORRIS supports scene.org.
CHUCK NORRIS thinks binary.

By the way, do you remember the Norris Datassette? :)
added on the 2006-03-25 16:49:31 by tomcat tomcat
He can spend more than 4500 years in front of his computer coding demostuff without even sleeping a night.
added on the 2006-03-25 16:50:23 by iks iks
Chuck Norris codes using a tiny magnetic pin directly onto the surface of a hard disk platter, not just to create the 0's and 1's of the demo executable, but managing all the filesystem structures as well.
added on the 2006-03-25 16:57:07 by xeron xeron
chuck norris would not dig up tedious internet fads from 2004
added on the 2006-03-25 17:55:22 by okkie okkie
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added on the 2006-03-25 18:24:39 by pepto pepto
after chuck norris invented the internet, her coded the demoscene.
added on the 2006-03-25 20:14:43 by 4kum4 4kum4
Chuck Norris would do seminars and wilds of course!

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added on the 2006-03-25 20:18:55 by keops keops
It doesn't matter what kind of hardware Chuck Norris is coding for - If he says so, it does so.
added on the 2006-03-25 21:00:09 by noouch noouch
Chuck Norris would code the first killmo which roundhouse kicks you in the face when you watch it.
added on the 2006-03-25 21:04:11 by jua jua
if Chuck Norris ever entered a compo, everyone else would be automatically disqualified, for breaking Chuck's rules.
added on the 2006-03-25 21:09:21 by phoenix phoenix
chuck norris executes 256 instructions - in one cycle!
added on the 2006-03-25 22:11:22 by annieeee annieeee
chuck norris can do realtime raytracing on his gameboy
added on the 2006-03-25 22:57:22 by rmeht rmeht
chuck norris doesn't precalculate.
added on the 2006-03-25 23:05:25 by annieeee annieeee
chuck norris can compress everything with a ratio of 1:30000. even compressed data.
added on the 2006-03-26 01:01:00 by red red
chuck norris can wank, code, eat, watch tv, make sport, pass exams, write on irc, and browse pouet at the very same time.
added on the 2006-03-26 01:09:02 by iks iks
yesterday called. they want chuck norris back.
added on the 2006-03-26 04:37:44 by teel teel
All your base belong to Chuck Norris
added on the 2006-03-26 10:33:45 by siccoyote siccoyote
Vin Diesel invented the wheel. Twice.
added on the 2006-03-26 10:57:30 by wayfinder wayfinder
please sign the petition to add chuck as new .png chunk!
added on the 2006-03-26 13:27:51 by ph0x ph0x
Chuck Norris can eat microsoft and apple, and crap out a supercomputer.
added on the 2006-03-26 13:34:25 by fdisk fdisk
Chuck Norris is even able to browser ouet.net without doing any spam.
Chuck Norris founded Jumalauta.
added on the 2006-03-26 15:02:14 by Gargaj Gargaj
Chuck Norris plays music trackers in realtime on stage, manages the light effects and the smoke machine in the same time while being monotask hardcoded, using multiplexing.
added on the 2006-03-26 17:02:27 by doh doh
Chuck Norris makes all days partydays!
added on the 2006-03-26 21:14:38 by M:ET M:ET
Chuck Norris can do roundhouse kick in 32b!
added on the 2006-03-26 21:57:41 by sauli sauli


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