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GOALKEEPER : MADENMANN
Who has the most boring job me beautifull? Right- the goalie. Coincidentally, he's about the size of a house, qualifying him even more for the position.

FULLBACKS : ALIEN-ANTITRAX, IKSTAR!
Mileage counts- especially for wingbacks. With over 13,000 pointless sliding tackles in their combined careers, these players obviously have the kind of dedication required for a wingback.

SWEEPER : PS
Cleans, bodges, fixes. His only weak point is his tendency towards blackouts.

CENTRE BACK : ANALOGUE
Static, but secure. Also captain of the team.

DEFENSIVE MIDFIELDERS : DIPSWITCH, KEOPS
Whether it's BBS-compatible NFO's, the preservation of the Toys'R'Us palette or the Team Pouet midfield, these players shall stand their ground.

ATTACKING MIDFIELDER : JEENIO
After training some of his local friends for a performance in "The Dying Swan", they betrayed him and went to the Worldcup instead. His choreographic skills are a guarantee for several free kicks near the penalty box, and a bunch of cards for the opponent.

STRIKER : SHIFTER
Always aiming straight toward the target, with no respect for any defensive tactic.

LEFT- AND RIGHT-WINGER: CREST, ADOK
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added on the 2006-07-05 22:52:13 by havoc havoc
Excellent!

we want subs too! :)
Shouldn't team pouet be wearing blue shirts? :-)
added on the 2006-07-05 23:29:30 by sparcus sparcus
Haha!! Awesome havoc :))
My real name is irokos btw ;)
And a player is missing! normally 11 ppl on a football game iirc, well, i know nothing at football, forget it ;)
added on the 2006-07-05 23:35:26 by iks iks
shouldnt they be pigs?
added on the 2006-07-05 23:35:58 by wroceng wroceng
Let's se..1 keeper and a 4-3-3...

if you add one to three, it's four. so we actually have 4+4+3. Stuck with this, we can add four and four together and get..yes! Eight!!!!

8+3..

We take two from three and add it with eight, because then we have a 10 :))

10+1 = 11 (shouldn't be a surprise at this point)
Sorry, i thought it was 11 player without the goal keeper :)
See, i'm lame at football :)
added on the 2006-07-05 23:49:19 by iks iks
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and this would be fixed ;)

also brilliant idea havok !
added on the 2006-07-06 00:04:17 by d0DgE d0DgE
Lol! And I should be teh mascot =)
added on the 2006-07-06 01:39:54 by Optimus Optimus
don't forget the Pig!
added on the 2006-07-06 01:45:17 by Zest Zest
Then I'll wear TEH PIG =)))
added on the 2006-07-06 02:07:54 by Optimus Optimus
What about the coach? And who will be the referee?
added on the 2006-07-06 02:09:19 by Optimus Optimus
And the scenegirls will be the majorettes ;)
added on the 2006-07-06 02:09:56 by Optimus Optimus
Ok, ok, ok,.. I am going back to code ;P
added on the 2006-07-06 02:10:19 by Optimus Optimus
JEENIO SUCKS AT FOOTBALL!!!
added on the 2006-07-06 05:14:14 by xernobyl xernobyl
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Shouldn't team pouet be wearing blue shirts? :-)
Yes, but it's a matter of respect to leave that to the 2006 World Cup winners. ;)
Forza Italia!
added on the 2006-07-06 08:18:23 by Adok Adok
Truck should be second goalie :)
added on the 2006-07-06 08:38:24 by Axel Axel
Adok: You might be right, but I prefer Les Bleus.
Madenmann <3
added on the 2006-07-06 13:35:38 by iks iks
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LEFT- AND RIGHT-WINGER: CREST, ADOK


excellent! :D
added on the 2006-07-06 14:28:30 by dalezr dalezr
Isn't crest too old to play? :P
added on the 2006-07-06 18:56:49 by tomaes tomaes
dalezy: I also liked that one. :) (I'm not upset if somebody calls me a right-winger, although I call myself a classical-liberal.)
added on the 2006-07-06 20:07:41 by Adok Adok
that's funny... that's the position i usually play!

and now that my internet connection is back, i will probably go outside and play more football

xernobyl: ya, nao jogo nada, estou a anos luz de ti
added on the 2006-07-10 15:19:08 by jeenio jeenio

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