A letter!
category: residue [glöplog]
I will give it to SoLo
since she promised to do some testing
on the floppy
fart.
Around this point in time Maali was
farting furiously.
Into a
fart.
Yes. The universe is an imploding fart.
All this recursive farting had made Maali bleed from his ass, which is not something to take lightly as you will certainly know that when you find yourself in this situation, the most important fact to remember is that, you should, under no circumstances, try to take your
helmet off in a vat of custard flavoured with
currywurst to avoid reverse farts from occuring
in a vat of custard flavoured with
a silent pffffft -sound from your bottom.
Maali then stuffed his rectum with teabags in an attempt to stop the bleeding, but
it stopped bleeding
in a vat of custard flavoured with
a vat of mustard.
To this day, people are wondering why Maali
farts
in a vat of custard flavoured with
a vat of mustard.
Actually, it is known to be an ancient Mayan ritual intended to
fart
in a vat of custard flavoured with