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woodyfly (3 months ago) Show Hide
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Ubuntu fucken sucks cock and so do their "elitists"

Something with a computer goes wrong, and they IMMEDIATELY blame "winblows". Dumb cunts don't realize actually windows is better
nachoman24000 (3 months ago) Show Hide
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I totally agree, Linux is a piece of shit. Sure it's faster, more reliable and more aesthetically pleasing than Windows. But you can't play games on it for fuck sake! And you definitely can't run a dual boot or use a virtual machine or Wine to access Windows applications and features on the same computer.
carrierpilot1357911 (1 month ago) Show Hide
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yes you can you ignorant gamer
woodyfly (3 months ago) Show Hide
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I tried ubuntu 8.04 agains yesterday and WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT it is. I don't really know where to begin, really.

Setting a refresh rate is a fucken pain in the ass. Oh atleast they were nice to give me 72hz @ 800x600. I search on the forums and threads titled "refresh rate". IT showed up 250 threads. What does that say? It's not just me having issues with something simple as refresh rate.
woodyfly (3 months ago) Show Hide
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Next, the mouse cursor has fucken problems. I click on the x to close a window, simple enough right? NO. Clicking on the x actually makes the window JUMP up and down, like a clown. Apparently my friends told me its one of "linuxes" special effects. What kind of shit is this? I click on the x to close a window, not having it jump up and down.

To actually close a window, i had to click IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE and it worked, LMFAO.
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Oh look, somebody replied to my refresh rate thread. Too bad most of the linux elitists are fucken idiots.

"60 Refresh rate is well optimal". I had to fucken lecture them that 60 hz is NOT optimal for a CRT. They don't even know the difference between a CRT and LCD. Dumbass elitist cunts.

Next, i try to play some games. Linux has some kind of bullshit firewall / tcp-ip blocker shit that made me take TEN minutes to connect to a server. I set my refresh rate to 100 for the game, AND IT CRASHED
woodyfly (3 months ago) Show Hide
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So i wanted to go watch some youtube and i needed to download a .deb file for playing flash videos, alright fine. I download it, it tries to "auto install it" and gives me some bullshit I396 error. Even watching a flash video is so fucken problematic that i have to browse the forums or spend 2 hours?

It took me 4 hours of researching and i found out i needed to add some bullshit lines to my XORG. Oh and everytime u fuck up ur XORG, u gotta reinstall. What a shitty OS.
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Hehe... If you're putting yourself in such a mood, maybe linux is not your thing :p

By the way, the xorg.conf can be edited with pico for instance, in a rescue shell, with say, a very basic editor : type in the shell : pico /etc/X11/xorg.conf. Or longer but graphical way : use the live CD, browse your files, then use admin rights to modify them.
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Ontop of all this, what the fuck is a SUDO . Can't they come up with a better name than SUDO? Sudo my ass bitch.

Ontop of THAT, why does it fucken ask me for my password for almost every single goddamn task i wanna execute? Anything i do on the computer, it asks me for a fucken password. Where are we? in the fucken matrix? you need to ask my password THAT many times?

Oh great customization in the nvidia panel too. I love it how the only two settings are "Vsync and performance/quality"

Shitty.
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"why does it fucken ask me for my password for almost every single goddamn task i wanna execute"

Sounds fimilar to Windows Vista UAC dont you think?

Password is only required when you need to get root type permission to edit stuff
woodyfly (3 months ago) Show Hide
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Oh and as for this video, fuck all that eye candy bullshit. I bet it took you 10 hours to code that shit. If microsoft wanted to do that, they'd make it possible for you to customize it in FIVE minutes. Garbage ass linux can suck my donkey dick
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dude you don't even know what you are talking about. shut the fuck up
woodyfly (3 months ago) Show Hide
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Linux should be rebranded into Linsux
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fuk yourselfz with winshit then. thats for stupid pussys like yall. Setting up linux maybe do lasts 10 hours but if set up it do lasts 10 years you dumbass.
woodyfly (3 months ago) Show Hide
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I've been using windows for the past 8 years. Sure there's problems here and there, but it's easily fixed/avoidable if you have any computer knowledge.

Linux on the other hard, it takes you 8 years to get it working, HAHAHA

JSYK

WHAT THE FUCK?

JSYK.

I head there's a new twitter-client. and its for the c64!
just so you know

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Another copy paste.

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This is my thread.

JSYK.

I was supposed to be working now.

JSYK.

The project is boring and not easilly finishable.

JSYK.

I just said finishable, LOL.

JSYK.

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Number 9: MIDI

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Hahaha

http://www.gameplayer.com.au/gp_documents/Game-Technology.aspx?catid=Features&Page=9

JSYK.

Optimus: what do you mean its your thread? it was i that actually started it! you're just ruin it.

just so you know.

Oh, shi.. I just travel into the past of this beauty. When you said it's your thread I went to page 1 and yes indeed. Ahh,. the old pouet history.

JSYK.

I wonder why it didn't survived enough.

JSYK.

maybe you should stop acting like a moron.

just so you know.

there's no thread owner!
pouet is for everyone!
..except optimus. :P

always forgetting to mention, jsyk
jsyk

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JSYK.

In other words, pretty much everyone save a few die-hards refers to "crackers" as "hackers" now. That's how languages evolve; trying to go back to the original meaning of the word would be as pointless and futile as Hormel's attempt to disassociate the word Spam from unsollicited emails. Or, taking your example, as futile as trying to get "gay" to mean happy again.

JSYK.

Tech support: Hello?
User: I can't log in the internet!
Tech: What's the problem?
User: I type my password and it seem to be invalid.
Tech: Which one is your password?
User: I saw it when my dad was typing it. It is eight stars.
Tech: Duh :P

JSYK.

I worked at a company who shall remain anonymous. I worked there as their security consultant and was in charge of keeping the systems secure.

I noticed that their systems were insecure, I kept telling them that these things will get hacked, I kept telling them that they are wide open. Did they listen to me? No. They kept going on and on, I worked to patch as many holes as I can, but the system was insecure in itself (things like passwords stored in plain text on mysql databases etc...). Fixes I recommended were rejected by management because they would change things from how they were used to, or too expensive, or "but who would want to hack us" responses.

A few weeks ago our external servers get hacked (surprise surprise), and the hacker notifies the company. What do they do? They pay the guy 600 euros per domain (we have a lot of domains) to fix it for us. That dude had the ear of all management, everything he said went, they changed things that I've been recommending to them for months because he said so. And to finish it off, he earned more money in those two weeks working for this company than I did in the last 6 months, to make fixes I've been telling them to do since I got the job.

F*ck it, in future I will just break into computers and then offer them a huge fee to fix them, It seems to pay more to do it that way. The company didn't call the police, just kept it as quiet as possible so word didn't get out.

Posting anonymously for obvious reasons.

JSYK.

Sorry, I posted in a row. Most of these posts are simply copy-paste from other's words found in other sites (mostly slashdot) because I liked something in them. I wouldn't like to open yet another pouet thread for each of them, so I found this place.

JSYK.

Optimus, there's also the copy-paste thread, just so you know..

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