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limericks..

category: general [glöplog]
there once was a fellow named scamp
who connected his balls to a lamp
and then with great glee
he started to wee
electrical piss on a tramp
added on the 2006-01-17 13:44:37 by xeron xeron
See, I'm all about Okkie's screwing up the last line.
there was a young scener called kb
who cried and moaned like a baby
with no English skill
and looking quite ill
he's the grammar nazi of pouet - well, maybe.

there was an old scener called tickle
who got in a bit of a pickle
changed his name to xeron
we all thought he'd gone
but turns out with nicks, he was fickle
added on the 2006-01-17 17:23:57 by defbase defbase
there was a lad called defbase
who managed to make us amaze;
he married some irish git,
and then vanished for a bit
but his pouet visits seem to have raised.
wow that couldn't be further from the correct rhythm if you tried ;-)
added on the 2006-01-17 18:29:47 by xeron xeron
yeh true.. had problems fitting it :P
There once was a scener called Truck
Who carried a towel for luck
Any Dutchman would scream
At its bright colour scheme
But he clearly didn't give a damn
added on the 2006-01-17 21:09:06 by gasman gasman
hm, it's still aabbaa, and 77557, I think.
or is it 1337 and gabbaa? :PP~
added on the 2006-01-17 21:16:04 by kelsey kelsey
There where seven of them in the group
but with skills of atleast a centuple
together they where plotting a coup
in wich they where to mix green and purple
added on the 2006-01-17 21:36:45 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
there once was a wannabe teacher
who refused to listen to preacher
for when he was six
he'd write limericks
'bout java's inheritance feature.
added on the 2008-02-20 12:18:27 by skrebbel skrebbel
skrebbel wins \o/
haha i forgot about these.

There once was a fellow named doom
Who decided to clean out his room
He tripped on the stair
fell through the air
and sat down hard on a broom!
added on the 2008-02-20 13:13:54 by xeron xeron
Hahahahaha Skrebbel, stop doing that and go get your stuff done for tomorrow :D

*chuckles*
There once was a flat doodle called Joe
Who lived in a flat
One day he decided to take the trash out
He chose the elevator, poor old Joe
The trash thingy got stuck in a corner
And poor old Joe was empaled.

o_O
added on the 2008-02-22 12:24:44 by xernobyl xernobyl
there once was a guy named sting
called scicco - the phone went ring ring
but he had to decline
a mate answered the line
wrote a message: "you got a call from 'the thing'"

(actually that really happened! :)
added on the 2008-02-22 12:56:08 by scicco scicco
There's a little country called Australia,
Whose scene the euro's think is a failure,
But we always enter the mix,
Even tackling them at retarded limericks,
And we do it, in our finest regalia.
added on the 2008-02-22 12:59:30 by baldrick baldrick
xernobyl, congrats. That fits neither the rhythm or the rhyming pattern of a limerick ;-)
added on the 2008-02-22 13:24:49 by xeron xeron
thank you
added on the 2008-02-22 13:34:41 by xernobyl xernobyl
there once was a guy called kebby,
who loved playing with his new wii
hand him a portalgun
and he has much fun,
but where the hell is vyruz3?

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