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Funny GEE (German videogame mag) articles about the demoscene

category: general [glöplog]
http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/tech/0,1518,483509,00.html

Pretty funny, wrong and bad. :)

(Spiegel.de has taken over the article of http://www.geemag.de)
added on the 2007-05-28 11:36:19 by freeze freeze
the article is quite okay contentwise, although not really well-written at some points.
added on the 2007-05-28 13:21:57 by dipswitch dipswitch
"not really well-written" is a nice description of "fuckin' bad and wrong use of german language" ;-P

And didn't I notice a amok-killer / demosceners comparision in there?!
added on the 2007-05-29 15:53:06 by naitandu naitandu
Any german willing to translate it in english? :)

(babelfish would probably turn the article into a pile of random sentence)
added on the 2007-05-29 16:00:11 by keops keops
keops: the article isn't worth being translated. really. it's just a thousand-words description of how odd demosceners seem to the outside world.
added on the 2007-05-29 16:19:54 by KeyJ KeyJ
now i know why i got asked if i was in bingen this weekend .. because someone obviously took his knowledge from this very article. =)
added on the 2007-05-29 16:21:52 by dalezr dalezr
Quote:
"Ich interpoliere dir die Fresse"

That actually made me laugh. :)

keops: You don't miss anything here. It's yet another look-at-those-freaks-lol articles. It basically makes breakpoint look as strange as a furry convention. ;)
added on the 2007-05-29 16:23:44 by tomaes tomaes
Quote:
keops: (babelfish would probably turn the article into a pile of random sentence)


it already reads like this in german. babelfish couldn't do any more harm...
added on the 2007-05-29 17:27:17 by baerb^kat baerb^kat
ahaha now you make me even more curious about it! :)
added on the 2007-05-29 17:29:55 by keops keops
Quote:
Vier ganze Tage Vollspacking mit Schleife stehen an.
added on the 2007-05-29 17:34:31 by src src
I'm with keops... I really need to learn german :|
added on the 2007-05-29 17:46:46 by xernobyl xernobyl
Gefahr!
added on the 2007-05-29 17:50:54 by forestcre forestcre
What distinguishes BP from a furry convention?

added on the 2007-05-29 18:00:01 by Stelthzje Stelthzje
Sir Steathe Yobz: the fact that you and Seel did not attend
added on the 2007-05-29 18:07:51 by keops keops
Rindfleisch!
added on the 2007-05-29 18:10:23 by forestcre forestcre
You attend furry conventions?
added on the 2007-05-29 18:10:46 by Stelthzje Stelthzje
keops is a furry!
added on the 2007-05-29 18:11:15 by Stelthzje Stelthzje
ACHTUNG: Four whole days Vollspacking with loop line up.

added on the 2007-05-29 18:13:10 by Stelthzje Stelthzje
ACHTUNG: I interpolate you eat!
added on the 2007-05-29 18:13:38 by Stelthzje Stelthzje
ok.. not good

Quote:
Inside in the night of the Demoscener resounds already began. The windows are suspended, 800 monitors light up 800 faces, the long table rows are scattered with ulkigem of things: literweise Discount shower and Grossmutters night table small lamps, Instantnudeln and waffeln of the mark "Java". Demo humor evenly. The weissbrotlastige food supply reminded thereby striking of the tendency of the "micro slaves" in Douglas of coup country novel of the same name to eat only things under the door slot through-fit. Under the tables the first participants put themselves ambient temperature down on bring along mattresses here with felt 40 degrees, while over them geschaeftiges driving prevails.
added on the 2007-05-29 18:31:23 by Stelthzje Stelthzje
Fun part is that this article is still 1000 times better than everything I've ever read in any diskmag.
added on the 2007-05-29 21:36:58 by kb_ kb_
lanparty trifft woodstock!
Emperor is a furry?
added on the 2007-05-31 00:29:15 by freeze freeze
xernobyl : does this help? . german isn't so bad for me as I have a friend who will translate on stuff I get stuck on (his english is so good i forget he's german sometimes), just the grammer is the thing that does peoples heads in, including mine.

http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spiegel.de%2Fnetzwelt%2Ftech%2F0%2C1518%2C483509%2C00.html&langpair=de%7Cen&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&prev=%2Flanguage_tools

Roflol, what a great attempt from the gamer lamer fraction to portrait the demoscene, lol.

Sorry but BB Image
Phrases like: Wem das zu touchy ist, ... or ... aber dafür sehr interessante Formen von Autismus.
Also funny that i already disagree with the first sentence, being a rather "passive member" but still being able to have a lot of fun in the scene, lol.
added on the 2007-05-31 17:58:18 by shock__ shock__

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