A story!
category: offtopic [glöplog]
Once upon a time, there was a giraffe named
  
xeron!
  
it grabbed its kulturbeutel
  
and accidently the whole scene. The next day
  
saw the mass compilation of codebases with zero polys and shaders.
  
while listening to its volksempfänger it thought
  
"what am i doing in such an incoherent story".
Suddenly,
  
Suddenly,
a cube appeared in the middle of the air
  
asking: "Xeron, why did you sell your 1260 accelerator?"
  
And xeron replied "Aber du musst doch mal ne Banane essen, is viel gesünder!"
  
cube said: "wat ...?"
  
and the giraffe was all like "huh?".
  
The next day, the cube returned again for a second attempt at
  
taming those ribbons
  
tied on the giraffe 
  
,but the giraffe just gave the cube a grizzly look because
  
It was bare. 
  
The End.
  
The afdankede amigacoder said!
  
However,
  
becon is good.
  
CHAPTER TWO
  
THE END.
CHAPTER THREE
  
CHAPTER THREE
(In which there is a very unusual twist in the story)
  
(where the "giraffe" turns out to be okkie in disguise. Again.)
  













