Phonk! by Dreamolers CAPS [web]
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added on the 2023-04-11 01:51:53 by Laffik |
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Subpixel blitter whatnot don't help with this demo at all.
added on the 2023-04-11 10:56:21 by Preacher
This was just bad in so many ways. Let's hope you can improve in your upcoming prods and stop with the attitude.
I miss BITS
Dude!
You have been put on notice by the "Stealth-Ranger" himself.
I can't recall that ever happening since Charlie is managing the Amiga compos.
The man gives you any benefit of the doubt in order to get your thing on the screen. Having him type out an admonishment like that should make you think.
Perhaps it's time to care less about your perception of accuracy and work to getting your stuff run on a High-End 1200 w/ overclocked 060 FFS!
You have been put on notice by the "Stealth-Ranger" himself.
I can't recall that ever happening since Charlie is managing the Amiga compos.
The man gives you any benefit of the doubt in order to get your thing on the screen. Having him type out an admonishment like that should make you think.
Perhaps it's time to care less about your perception of accuracy and work to getting your stuff run on a High-End 1200 w/ overclocked 060 FFS!
If at first you don't succeed, post 19 rants, act like you're the only smart person in the world, then repeat the thing that didn't succeed in the first place, refusing to learn or improve anything
a lot of forum tech talk, no proper demo
Downvotes Norwegian Kindness, claims there is "zero coding" in that demo and releases this. Can't get any better than this, can it?
Still crappy design. Claims to be the tech specialist and fails to deliver an entry that actually runs properly.
So...should've ranked like 100th out of 9 entries.
So...should've ranked like 100th out of 9 entries.
No.
To give some constructive advice: It is never a good idea to use system-friendly code when the system has been shut down, unless you know exactly what you are doing. And you obviously don't. Which is why the music is not replayed properly/at all!
Now do your homework and find out how to use hardware CIA interrupts for the Protracker replayer. Should give you a lot more insight into the Amiga hardware than your countless (and rather funny, as they contain so many wrong "facts") blitter threads.
Now do your homework and find out how to use hardware CIA interrupts for the Protracker replayer. Should give you a lot more insight into the Amiga hardware than your countless (and rather funny, as they contain so many wrong "facts") blitter threads.
Should have been disqualified.
Optimizing effects and code is quite fun, imho you should try to optimize until It runs ok on real hardware. Relax and listen to experienced coders, they want to share knowledge and help you. I would add: if there's nothing particularly revolutionary in the effects try to keep the demo short so viewers can focus more on the design. Good luck!
This demo should have been disqualified. nothing more to say.
Utter and absolute shit in all aspects. Horrendous.
What a trainwreck. The attitude does the rest.
yeah
Dreamolers need a writer who reviews their members' graffiti pieces :( Jesus h. Christ
LOL
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Dreamolers need a writer who reviews their members' graffiti pieces --NR4
Since I am such a writer since 1994 I didn't want to, well, "pile on" additionally to the main issue. Yes, the "pieces" are utter Toy crap, but one step at a time.
Charlie's note really made me laugh after all the trolling on Pouet.
Still can't figure out if it's that bad by purpose.
Still can't figure out if it's that bad by purpose.
What ps said.
lol, fuck you for wasting time from so many people who had to watch this during the compo.
Does only work on emulator and not real hardware
Just out of interest and maybe lack of knowledge, but where is the
phong? I "only" see a cube with some texture mapping whose colors
change randomly.
And how was the texture mapping realized? That's a genuine question
and maybe you, Laffik, can tell some details without hiding behind a
polemic response. I am eager to learn. Thanks in advance.
phong? I "only" see a cube with some texture mapping whose colors
change randomly.
And how was the texture mapping realized? That's a genuine question
and maybe you, Laffik, can tell some details without hiding behind a
polemic response. I am eager to learn. Thanks in advance.
norm
Congratulations, you managed to make an Amiga demo in 2023 that everybody hates. I didn't think that was possible.
Phoenix: Only Amiga makes it possible!
Not so bad! A sound issue and slow plasma on my A1260/50. You need to fix sound in your engine. Dots tunnel, vector cubes so stylish. I like this prod.
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I've never seen bigger arrogance
I agree. You're doing some Grade-A delusional bullshit here that would make "The Room" seem competent. I applaud the people trying to give you constructive criticism, but I'm afraid that their effort is completely lost and wasted on you.
To say something positive: I liked the dot tunnel.
I think it's not really Phong, it's a lot more like Dunning-Krueger shading.
shouldn't even have been in the compo
That was... "interesting"
OMG that plasma was horrible even on emul speed up. And the "phong" maybe would be more visible in a more round object, here it's flashing bad colors.
🤷♂️
Sorry but for that "music" and "gfx" alone already i can only give a thumb down.
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I've never seen bigger arrogance
Listen, man, you're making a crusade against everyone and no one. I would have given you a piggie but your attitude and stubbornness in proving that you're right and everyone here is wrong are doing the rest to make you look like a lamer.
If you want to hear some good advice, stop whining and learn to code proper demos.
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I've never seen bigger arrogance
There's one thing we can all agree on, at least.
Why am I spending effort testing on real hardware when people are out here making emulator-only demos?
The attitude drags this down even more. Please grow up and try again.
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still trying to figure out what "Phong people" meansIt's what non-Phong people don't get...
I now identify as a non-Phong person.
I wouldn't feel sad or offended if xyz scener didn't like the visuals of my demo (I ain't a pro 3dfx artist) or the music (I ain't a pro musician either). Heck, I wouldn't even feel that bad if someone didn't like the way I coded my demo engine. But I would certainly feel bad if it crashed terribly on the compo machine or if it gave the orgas a hard time running it and streaming it due to bad coding or low effort or simply not caring to run well on any other system except my own. But I digress. Anyway, I liked the funky music (thumb up for that) but code that fails to run and not so well made visuals are a thumb down for me. So the end result is piggy. :)
Only WinUAE makes it possible! Thumb up for the original concept ^ ^
Imagine TBL, Ghostown, Flex, Darkage... develop demos on winuae with cpu max
More seriously it's the party version, maybe one day a final / fixed version ? :)
Imagine TBL, Ghostown, Flex, Darkage... develop demos on winuae with cpu max
More seriously it's the party version, maybe one day a final / fixed version ? :)
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