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A Serious Survey

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This is for my cousin's school project so please give me serious answers only.

If you were forced to make a choice between A, B, C and D which would you choose?

A. Having your bell end grated off.
B. Having your knob cut off completely.
C. Having your knob burnt beyond recognition.
D. Getting caught at a surprise party by your parents, family and friends with your knob stuck in the vacuum cleaner.

Failure to choose one of these four options will default as option D and B.
I'm surprised there is no answer E.

E. Getting caught by your parents, family and friends while playing the tiger game with your wonderful tiger outfit.
added on the 2004-09-03 03:25:03 by p01 p01
D please.

Thanks,
Pete
what's a bell end? shane we're not englihs please use words everybody understands. after some long thinking i figured out that 'knob' probably means 'penis' in this case, but i'm all too confused still about a "bell end".
added on the 2004-09-03 09:08:42 by skrebbel skrebbel
Knowing Shane it has something to do with pussification and forced felinity. I wonder if he likes getting read as a wolf anyway though.
added on the 2004-09-03 09:17:06 by 216 216
D, easily. But that is also the only one of the choices which is guaranteed never to happen (to me).

I guess I can be unlucky and end up with A, B or C at some point in time, but D will never happen. I would prefer D though.

Hm.. The sentences above have a certain Mojo Jojo feel to them, but I'm not going to rephrase. :P
added on the 2004-09-03 09:58:39 by sprocket sprocket
D, coz the other options involve a terrible loss :(
Why didn't more people answer this question?
because they dont speak british.
added on the 2007-09-11 20:32:18 by Gargaj Gargaj
ingland retards!
added on the 2007-09-11 20:56:16 by reed reed
D for sure!
added on the 2007-09-11 21:12:23 by kusma kusma
Quote:

Failure to choose one of these four options will default as option D and B.

Is this a hint that your cousin doesn't have a dick anymore?
added on the 2007-09-11 22:43:52 by raer raer
I think about D but I am not sure.
added on the 2007-09-11 22:46:57 by Optimus Optimus
i'd say C.
Unfair questions because of the kinda slang wording. But, yes, I would say D'n'B.
added on the 2007-09-11 23:00:04 by oxb oxb
(I never put my knob in the vacuum cleaner though...except if the vacuum cleaner is another word for girl ;p)
added on the 2007-09-11 23:04:10 by oxb oxb
Bell end? Knob? What kind of kindergarden slang is this? Too shy to call it dick and balls or something like that? :)

My answer would be "D"; this actually happened to m... never mind.
added on the 2007-09-12 00:54:01 by Stebo Stebo
D, A, C, B. in that order. pretty please.
added on the 2007-09-12 01:46:43 by red red
isnt B a side-effect of D?
added on the 2007-09-12 02:09:19 by Gargaj Gargaj
depends on the quality of the vacuumcleaner
B
added on the 2007-09-12 04:32:41 by Jailbird Jailbird
D, then they will hopefully finally leave me alone so I can get time to code more demos.
added on the 2007-09-12 10:55:22 by cruzer cruzer
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added on the 2007-09-12 14:29:49 by doomdoom doomdoom
"Glans penis" = "bell end"
"knob" = whole unit

Just so you know!


Also...

"Testicle" = "bollock"
"Urethral opening" = "Japseye"
D
added on the 2007-09-12 14:32:52 by xernobyl xernobyl

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