pouët.net

if you're young restless naive and trustworthy apply now.

requirements:
- know how to optimize mysql 5 queries and conjure disk cache solutions
- know how to read hackedup like hell php code
- plenty free time to implement and test a myriad of new amazing features
- lust for lobster sex

join now and win free beers from random highly distinguished sceners of the ultraworld at any following demoparties you'll ever attend.

we're looking for long term commitment from someone smart enough not to fuck with the database for personal reasons.

I'm not hot sorry :)
I have enough already by releasing and being flamed.
Now go figure being working as admin on a site and getting complaints, (insert here more reasons), plus flames and so on...

Now for something serious:
The Hummer H2 is so damn heavy the IRS will give you a tax break because you just bought a piece of commercial farm equipment.
It looks like a school bus from behind and a morbidly obese Cherokee from every other angle. It doesn't handle. Braking distances are straight from 1956.
While the H2 doesn’t come with hair plugs, it tells the world that the man behind the wheel has a small penis, or brain, or both.

im not pissed at anyone or anything, am just lacking time :)

taz emkhazaa? ceka lhäar paçü aí ögë \o/ :D

I lost you at the lobster thing

thec: go rewrite pouet with smarty! :)

PS: on the other hand, Pouet doesn't need many changes imo, it has reached a good level of coolness php-wise ;)

The only remaining issue, if one can really call that an issue, is the slight bug on prod.php. The rest is quite ok imo.

The only real issue on Pouet is the presence of trolls and idiots. A new admin/php design won't change that anyway :)

keops: it needs plenty of changes. you just dont want them couz you havent imagined the world with them yet. if you had you wouldnt want it as it is.

i think we should change the background to orange and call it version 1.0

on the other hand, i do agree with keops, at least generally. i don't agree with the capitalization of 'ps'.

i agree with jeenio, except for the capitalization issue, the suggested new name for the site and the new background color. :-)

i agree with havoc, except for disagreeing with me.

ps: I can't code php but count me in.

what do we get if we meet one quarter of the qualifications?

mmmmmm, lobsters. *shiver*

radman: you train your children ro meet the other three quarters so we can exploit them later on for the good of mankind.

radman: is 2007 the year of a demoparty trip to europe btw? would be nice to meet you before we're all old and senile :)

Of course to honour all the work ps has done for the site there can be only one true color for pouet: BLACK! (both the fonts and the background)

sparcus: :D

ps: i thought we were already old and senile... or not? i can't remember! damn my alzheimer!

anyway, shall we make another dst? wtfomgbbq??1centoeonze

Switch mysql to Oracle and php to pl/sql and i score 2 out of 4 points! :)

rainmaker c'mon you know you want that sweet lobster sex too.

coolness? have you ever taken a look at the code? :)

Reed: Well, I admit that I don't care about the code behind, the external result is nice enough for me :)

You have never taken a look at the 2 64k intros you were involved in as well. I can tell you that Pouet's php code would look clean next to it. But as long as nobody knows and as long as it's well hidden... ;)

ohyes.. pouet-dark&long.css \o/

I nominate myself for the job!!

Will I be able to delete accounts and re-write other people's comments and stuff?

ShaneTheWolf: go kill the neighbor's sheeps, kthxbye :)