My Pouet Weblog
category: general [glöplog]
i take myself seriously. No i do. Really. Honest!
Flamenator VIII: Rise of the Fl00ders, now available at pouet.net
Today a man spoke to me. He wanted to use my ash tray and I let him have it because I ran out of cigs anyway and I didn't want to smoke any more. He said thanks and I said its ok and then he told me it was his lucky day. He was up on fraud charges with the dole office but he went in today and they dropped them because he went to his doctor and got a note to prove he was justified in not working. He came out with a cheque for £108 and he was really happy and he said he would treat himself to a beer. I said yeah that's lucky and he said I know and drank his beer. His phone rang and he swore at it without answering it and then started to laugh. I thought he was weird. He started reading a newspaper and then his phone rang again and he let it ring and was dancing to the ringer tone. How weird I thought but I didn't look cause he might've thought I was looking for a fight. He left after but he left the newspaper behind. I didn't look at it. I left and got on the bus back home and on the way I saw...
houses
cars
more buses
trucks
lorries
trees
roads
roadsigns
shops
roadworks
men
women
children
bushes
grass
the sky
the ground
a bridge
a railway track
a canal
factories
walls
fences
hills
and more.
I got off the bus and came home and I ate my dinner and had some tea.
houses
cars
more buses
trucks
lorries
trees
roads
roadsigns
shops
roadworks
men
women
children
bushes
grass
the sky
the ground
a bridge
a railway track
a canal
factories
walls
fences
hills
and more.
I got off the bus and came home and I ate my dinner and had some tea.
I saw bikes too
Can I see your head, like, on a platter or something?
Optimus was at least the original pouët spammer, you're just a lame copier.
This thread should DIE.
Optimus was at least the original pouët spammer, you're just a lame copier.
This thread should DIE.
Shane shows us life as it is, i bed most of you wont even notice those things:
houses
cars
more buses
trucks
lorries
trees
roads
roadsigns
shops
roadworks
men
women
c hildren
bushes
grass
the sky
the ground
a bridge
a railway track
a canal
factories
walls
fences
hills
an bikes too
;)
houses
cars
more buses
trucks
lorries
trees
roads
roadsigns
shops
roadworks
men
women
c hildren
bushes
grass
the sky
the ground
a bridge
a railway track
a canal
factories
walls
fences
hills
an bikes too
;)
I bet most of these people don't even know how many teeth they have even though they have lived with them for years!
I brushed my teeth this morning and then I ate an apple. This was a mistake because apples taste vile after brushing your teeth. Does anyone know why?
And why do most toothpastes come in mint flavour? If it was chocolate, bacon or strawberry flavour I'd brush my teeth more often, but sometimes I don't brush my teeth because the mint aftertaste will ruin my breakfast. It's bullshit I tell ya!
I mean companies make strawberry soap! WTF is that about? Have you ever tasted it? It smells so delicious, but with just one bite your mouth fills with froth and you try to drink something to take away the taste and it makes it foam up even more! God bless any poor bastard who has eaten a whole bar of the stuff!
It would be cool to cut it into little pieces, put them in wrappers and pass them off as sweets to all your scavenger friends. I'm sure you've all tried the classic dog piss in a beer can trick, no? That's great fun, until they start getting ill and then the guilt kicks in and that ruins the fun.
Rest in Peace Adam.
I brushed my teeth this morning and then I ate an apple. This was a mistake because apples taste vile after brushing your teeth. Does anyone know why?
And why do most toothpastes come in mint flavour? If it was chocolate, bacon or strawberry flavour I'd brush my teeth more often, but sometimes I don't brush my teeth because the mint aftertaste will ruin my breakfast. It's bullshit I tell ya!
I mean companies make strawberry soap! WTF is that about? Have you ever tasted it? It smells so delicious, but with just one bite your mouth fills with froth and you try to drink something to take away the taste and it makes it foam up even more! God bless any poor bastard who has eaten a whole bar of the stuff!
It would be cool to cut it into little pieces, put them in wrappers and pass them off as sweets to all your scavenger friends. I'm sure you've all tried the classic dog piss in a beer can trick, no? That's great fun, until they start getting ill and then the guilt kicks in and that ruins the fun.
Rest in Peace Adam.
Today I woke up at 8.38am got out of bed, went to the bathroom for a piss and looked in the mirror and then washed my hands and my face. I didn't use soap because it makes my skin dry but after that I looked in the mirror again then I opened the door and went down stairs and into the kitchen. I put 1 teaspoon of coffee granules and 1 teaspoon of sugar in a cup and added a bit of milk. I filled the kettle with water and then put it on its base turned on the power and waited for it to boil. I looked out of the window for a while. When the kettle switched off I poured some boiling water out of it into my mug.
I like coffee and sometimes tea but it depends on my mood. Sometimes I wake up and I think I want to drink coffee and sometimes I wake up and I want to drink tea.
I like coffee and sometimes tea but it depends on my mood. Sometimes I wake up and I think I want to drink coffee and sometimes I wake up and I want to drink tea.
I ordered the last bridesmaid dress yesterday and also purchased my shoes for the wedding. I feel like we haven't done much on the wedding lately, but I guess little pieces are falling into place on a regular enough basis.
- posted by Kimberly @ 11:14 AM
- posted by Kimberly @ 11:14 AM
SHANE, ANSWER YOUR EMAILS! I HAVE A TASK FOR YOU.
Hopefully that task involves a razor blade and Shane's wrists.
Ouch ouch ouch. I still remember having seen razor blade traces on the wrists of the girl i have been in love with! I felt soooo sick! But hey, luckily poor silly girl doesn't know how to cut her venes open, right? And i'm not the one to teach her!
This "accident" which was about 2 1/2 years ago makes me worry about her every minute of my life. I think i'm going insane. I think i already am. I think since about 4 years.
This "accident" which was about 2 1/2 years ago makes me worry about her every minute of my life. I think i'm going insane. I think i already am. I think since about 4 years.
thom : DIE!
eye/midiclub: get used to it. Finding razorblade traces on girls is not very unusual..
Or maybe I just have a slightly perverted taste in girls...
Or maybe I just have a slightly perverted taste in girls...
I can't. It's the one special one, which means that if she commits a suicide, it would be my fate as well.
Having said that, i believe i had already saved one girl from a suicide. But if i weren't able to, i would probably go insane, at least unless someone else would save me. For which even my current state would be reason enough, but noone does. Noone cares. Not that i would like that girl particulary much, but it simply hurts me to see people suffer.
And if you find one girl with razorblade traces too many for you to handle, please send her to me. I am very kind and lonely. ;)
As to my taste, it rather goes to girls who leave fingernail traces on me or try their electroshockers, just to make sure these work, or hit me on different parts, just to figure out what hurts and what not... so i would not find your taste too perverted. :>
Having said that, i believe i had already saved one girl from a suicide. But if i weren't able to, i would probably go insane, at least unless someone else would save me. For which even my current state would be reason enough, but noone does. Noone cares. Not that i would like that girl particulary much, but it simply hurts me to see people suffer.
And if you find one girl with razorblade traces too many for you to handle, please send her to me. I am very kind and lonely. ;)
As to my taste, it rather goes to girls who leave fingernail traces on me or try their electroshockers, just to make sure these work, or hit me on different parts, just to figure out what hurts and what not... so i would not find your taste too perverted. :>
Syrke, I lied. I don't know how to get on Camp Wim, but people continue to use my site as a way to contact Jim and ask him if they can be on his show. Sometimes people even think that I am Wim, and then they call me gay! Well, sorry to break it to all you hopeful cheerleaders and Jim-haters, but I am not Wm nor am I affiliated with Camp Jim in any way, shape, or form. I still really enjoy all the comments you guys leave on my blog though. They're pretty entertaining to read. Like this last one I just got from pretlog
One tonne of raw horse meat is better than five years in a mental institution training to be a dentist. That's my opinion anyway. When British and American intelligence agencies uncover bloodcurdling plots to cyphen minestrone soup out of my head, it?s up to the Marines to follow the money trail ... no matter where it may lead.
For those who are anti-abortion, a good strategy would seem to be to disseminate information about how people can prevent unwanted pregnancies. Condom use is one important method. It is also crucial for guarding against sexually transmitted diseases. Planned Parenthood's Web site has a helpful page called The Truth About Condoms.
Here, I quote just a few paragraphs. Be sure to head on over to their site to read the rest.
The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is 12,000-15,000 years old (Parisot, 1987). We know that condoms have been used to protect against sexually transmitted infection since the sixteenth century and to prevent unwanted pregnancy since the eighteenth century (Himes, 1963). Since the 19th century, American moralists - who have misunderstood or denied its public health benefits - have attacked condom use (Brodie, 1994).
As a result, those who promoted an abstinence-until-marriage agenda stymied public health efforts toward increased condom use in the U.S for most of the 20th century. During World War I, for example, U.S. allies, such as New Zealand, gave their troops condoms to prevent sexually transmitted infection. But social hygienists in the U.S. forced the American Armed Expeditionary Forces to adopt a chastity campaign - they were opposed to any prophylactic prevention of sexually transmitted infection. Consequently, in 1919 alone, U.S. troops reported a yearly admissions rate of 766.55 per 1,000 for sexually transmitted infection (Brandt, 1985).
In the last several years, certain anti-choice radicals have even distorted scientific fact in order to discourage condom use. Three myths propagated in this anti-condom misinformation campaign are particularly dangerous. The first myth purports that talking about condoms or giving people condoms will make them sexually promiscuous (Hartigan, 1997). The second claims that condoms cause AIDS because HIV allegedly passes through microscopic pores in the latex (A.L.L.). The third blames condoms for cervical cancer (Lerner, 1999; Cantu & Farish, 1999). These myths are now so widespread that they are recited in Congress and have been incorporated into the sexuality education programs of more than a third of U.S. schools (Lerner, 1999; Landry et al., 1999). But none of these myths are true.
As this fact sheet will make clear, the effectiveness of condoms against unintended pregnancy and sexually transmitted infection has long been established (see below). Further, information about and access to condoms clearly do not increase sexual activity among adolescents (Kirby, 1997; Schuster et al., 1998). One World Health Organization review of 19 studies found no evidence that sexuality education programs lead to earlier or increased sexual activity among teens (NCHSTP, 1996). But easy access to condoms does encourage condom use among teens that are already sexually active (Schuster et al., 1998). And teens need protection - at least 60.9 percent of twelfth-graders report having had sexual intercourse (AGI, 1999; Kann et al., 1998).
The truth about condoms is that they offer the best protection for the sexually active (Stone et al., 1999; CDC, 1998).
Nevertheless, in recent months, scientifically-based information about condoms that was available on government health Web sites has been either taken down or replaced with politically driven, censored pages that emphasize abstinence and have an exaggerated focus on the potential risks of condom use. For example, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) Web site expunged information showing that education about condoms does not result in increased or earlier sexual activity (Clymer, 2002).
One tonne of raw horse meat is better than five years in a mental institution training to be a dentist. That's my opinion anyway. When British and American intelligence agencies uncover bloodcurdling plots to cyphen minestrone soup out of my head, it?s up to the Marines to follow the money trail ... no matter where it may lead.
For those who are anti-abortion, a good strategy would seem to be to disseminate information about how people can prevent unwanted pregnancies. Condom use is one important method. It is also crucial for guarding against sexually transmitted diseases. Planned Parenthood's Web site has a helpful page called The Truth About Condoms.
Here, I quote just a few paragraphs. Be sure to head on over to their site to read the rest.
The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is 12,000-15,000 years old (Parisot, 1987). We know that condoms have been used to protect against sexually transmitted infection since the sixteenth century and to prevent unwanted pregnancy since the eighteenth century (Himes, 1963). Since the 19th century, American moralists - who have misunderstood or denied its public health benefits - have attacked condom use (Brodie, 1994).
As a result, those who promoted an abstinence-until-marriage agenda stymied public health efforts toward increased condom use in the U.S for most of the 20th century. During World War I, for example, U.S. allies, such as New Zealand, gave their troops condoms to prevent sexually transmitted infection. But social hygienists in the U.S. forced the American Armed Expeditionary Forces to adopt a chastity campaign - they were opposed to any prophylactic prevention of sexually transmitted infection. Consequently, in 1919 alone, U.S. troops reported a yearly admissions rate of 766.55 per 1,000 for sexually transmitted infection (Brandt, 1985).
In the last several years, certain anti-choice radicals have even distorted scientific fact in order to discourage condom use. Three myths propagated in this anti-condom misinformation campaign are particularly dangerous. The first myth purports that talking about condoms or giving people condoms will make them sexually promiscuous (Hartigan, 1997). The second claims that condoms cause AIDS because HIV allegedly passes through microscopic pores in the latex (A.L.L.). The third blames condoms for cervical cancer (Lerner, 1999; Cantu & Farish, 1999). These myths are now so widespread that they are recited in Congress and have been incorporated into the sexuality education programs of more than a third of U.S. schools (Lerner, 1999; Landry et al., 1999). But none of these myths are true.
As this fact sheet will make clear, the effectiveness of condoms against unintended pregnancy and sexually transmitted infection has long been established (see below). Further, information about and access to condoms clearly do not increase sexual activity among adolescents (Kirby, 1997; Schuster et al., 1998). One World Health Organization review of 19 studies found no evidence that sexuality education programs lead to earlier or increased sexual activity among teens (NCHSTP, 1996). But easy access to condoms does encourage condom use among teens that are already sexually active (Schuster et al., 1998). And teens need protection - at least 60.9 percent of twelfth-graders report having had sexual intercourse (AGI, 1999; Kann et al., 1998).
The truth about condoms is that they offer the best protection for the sexually active (Stone et al., 1999; CDC, 1998).
Nevertheless, in recent months, scientifically-based information about condoms that was available on government health Web sites has been either taken down or replaced with politically driven, censored pages that emphasize abstinence and have an exaggerated focus on the potential risks of condom use. For example, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) Web site expunged information showing that education about condoms does not result in increased or earlier sexual activity (Clymer, 2002).
ParaPete: Eat my poop. It's fresh and warm and delivered straight to your mouth.
I have a condom. I am grown up. Now i am waiting for a female counterpart. No, in fact i'm not any longer.
Condoms are usefull for making balloons or water (how 'bout sperm ;) bombs..
