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The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test

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Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 0% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

JSYK...
added on the 2011-02-06 16:27:26 by Adok Adok
facepalm
added on the 2011-02-06 16:30:38 by xernobyl xernobyl
adok hitler
added on the 2011-02-06 16:33:50 by gngbng gngbng
the test must be wrong then!
added on the 2011-02-06 16:47:29 by Maali Maali
fuck you i spent the time and at the end it wants me to register? ffs is this shit?
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added on the 2011-02-06 17:02:50 by w00t! w00t!
Good test, but the conclusion is utterly flawed. Clearly, with those attributes adok would have been hitler himself.
added on the 2011-02-06 17:36:25 by psonice psonice
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added on the 2011-02-06 17:57:21 by okkie okkie
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Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
The Resistance

Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

Take that. This is the text Adok would never receive.
added on the 2011-02-06 18:56:32 by xTr1m xTr1m
Adok, I'm so sorry to say but you're so fucking focused on the topic, bringing it in nearly every thread you post in, that it's starting to get really annoying. Go whine on a political forum and you'll get the attention you're looking for.
added on the 2011-02-06 19:44:28 by kbi kbi
OKKIE RULEZ!!

Adokkie failz...
added on the 2011-02-06 19:51:27 by w00t! w00t!
Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
ADOLF HITLER

Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 100% antitolerant, and 95% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

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Don't take that test, it forces you to register. Once I'm done there will be no need for compulsive registration. WHO IS WITH ME?
added on the 2011-02-06 20:20:20 by numtek numtek
Your result for The Would You Have Been a Diskmag Editor Test ...
Hugi Collaborator

You are 100% brainwashworthy, 100% ignorant, and 100% willing to spam on a daily basis
You probably you lack the writing skills and intelligence to write for any halfdecent publication, but then again, who cares? Your best buddy Adok will publish any random article, no matter if it's racist, plagiary or simply retarded. You are dumb, annoying, and more proud of your pitiful articles than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you live in Holland in the 2010's and not in my country, things couldn't have gone any worse than they did with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a PVV voter? I bet you are!

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.
added on the 2011-02-06 21:08:38 by havoc havoc
Time to bring back old stuff again...

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added on the 2011-02-06 21:12:56 by keops keops
hahahaha keops!

I LOL'D HEAVILY!
added on the 2011-02-06 22:18:03 by rez rez
adok verreck doch bitte und lutsch schwänze in der hölle
added on the 2011-02-06 22:21:45 by Sir Sir
Q.E.D.
added on the 2011-02-07 11:46:40 by Defiance Defiance
Why isn't this thread gassed yet.
added on the 2011-02-07 11:55:37 by okkie okkie
Watch your sense of humor Okkie.
added on the 2011-02-07 14:45:16 by w00t! w00t!
keops wins! thread closed.
added on the 2011-02-07 15:58:28 by martin martin
Registration is not required for doing this form
added on the 2011-02-07 20:01:23 by zzo38 zzo38
Wow, okcupid. I used to be in that thing and spent days and days filling tests several years ago. Maybe five or seven or more. I might have forgotten my password by now. In the past registration wasn't needed. You got your results, it just told that you should register to keep your results among others in your profile page so that others can see and find out which people you match. I remember doing this test too. I don't remember my score though.
added on the 2011-02-08 10:47:12 by Optimus Optimus
egistration is not required for doing this form
added on the 2011-02-08 12:06:59 by trc_wm trc_wm

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