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The Norwegian virus.

category: general [glöplog]
You have just received a Norwegian virus. Since we are not so technologically advanced in Norway, this is a MANUAL virus. Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this mail to everyone you know.
added on the 2003-09-03 20:38:06 by Wain Wain
How am I going to send an email if i erase my harddrive? Geez, you Norweigans are stupid. ;)
added on the 2003-09-03 20:51:31 by a_lee_n a_lee_n
added on the 2003-09-03 23:52:45 by NoahR NoahR
!!! i have the whole internet zipped on a 3.5" floppy !!!
added on the 2003-09-04 00:21:48 by fgfgf fgfgf
oys: don't copy that floppy!
added on the 2003-09-04 00:50:37 by superplek superplek
Wain, doesn't that just mean that this Virus exploits the honor system?
added on the 2003-09-04 08:51:56 by Shifter Shifter
I've seen many people actually do that (at least delete important windows files). I actually threatened to take away a pc from a woman here, and give her a typewriter instead, cause she opened one pif too many :)
added on the 2003-09-04 10:43:56 by psonice psonice
Someone have send me the same joke a long time ago, but it was the Albanian virus. (I hope there is no Albanian scener offended in here :)
added on the 2003-09-04 10:44:07 by Optimonk Optimonk
But why do you say that Norway too back in technology? i don't think so. Only in Greece they ban games :)
added on the 2003-09-04 10:45:21 by Optimonk Optimonk
Remember the good old times, when Pif was some nice French comics?
added on the 2003-09-04 11:50:15 by tomcat tomcat
Thats a good inspiration for a virus writer.. 'Please read the attached copy of Pif - TheVirusOfDoom.pif'
added on the 2003-09-04 12:16:14 by psonice psonice
Albanian sceners? Now there's a thought.
added on the 2003-09-04 12:45:06 by Shifter Shifter
Albanian tunnel-effect: www.goatse.cx
added on the 2003-09-04 14:55:27 by sagacity sagacity
sagacity: how about a warning next time??? That really wasn't something I wanted on my monitor at work! Still, nobody was around so no harm done at least :)
added on the 2003-09-04 14:58:50 by psonice psonice
psonice: wait. Ok... wow. I'm just having trouble coming to grips with the thought that someone does not know about goatse. Doesn't it come in the mail with AOL cd's now?
I know goatse too now :P
added on the 2003-09-05 10:20:35 by Optimonk Optimonk
Sir g: well, i now know. Not had anything about it in the mail though, but the postman always has a strange smile, perhaps he steals it...
added on the 2003-09-05 11:44:05 by psonice psonice
i think you are supposed to send it BEFORE deleting everything. it's quite tricky though.
added on the 2003-09-05 15:00:45 by rac rac
Wain: that has actually been a norwegian email-joke about swedes for a couple of years. (ohyes, reversed)
added on the 2003-09-05 23:55:44 by kusma kusma
You have just received an American virus. Since we are not so good at aiming our weapons of mass destruction in the US, this is a MANUAL virus. Please declare your weapons of mass destruction yourself and send this mail to bush@us.gov. Then code a virus yourself and send the source code to SCO so that we can immediately claim we invented it 10 years previous. Oh, and while you are there, pretend you're harbouring Osama Bin Laden. It'd help our campaign lots! Thanks, and best wishes... George W.
added on the 2003-09-06 00:00:38 by dotwaffle dotwaffle
In America, it's generally the 'polish virus'... I'm not sure what it's supposed to polish, though it did clean my hard drive very well.
Thanks, George W! I'll help you campaign to elect Osama Bin Laden to the board of SCO! :)
added on the 2003-09-06 05:14:36 by crusader crusader
i think stileproject has a 'behind the scenes' pack called gap.zip of the goatse man. it features extensive footage of how that famous albanian tunnel effect was created.
added on the 2003-09-06 10:57:06 by skrebbel skrebbel
afaik the sources for the albanian tunnel effect are located somewhere at this place: http://goatse.cx/contrib/gap.zip

don't tell anyone
added on the 2003-09-06 13:23:52 by dalezr dalezr
You've been infected with the French virus. Now your computer refuses to boot up unless you're willing to speak French. And even then not send any troops in when you're playing Battlefield.
added on the 2003-09-07 01:13:23 by dotwaffle dotwaffle


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