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added on the 2009-03-05 18:07:46 by wurxmitz wurxmitz

I actually attempted to perform this task with my knee.

As you can see, I did manage to actually type out "po" and even "u".
added on the 2009-07-16 04:24:01 by tzaeru tzaeru

Ahh... pretty close!
added on the 2009-07-16 04:27:23 by sigflup sigflup
sigflup, was that attempt made with your knee? I sure hope it is. Otherwise I am not sure if we can be friends anymore.

Oh boy, excitingly waiting for your answer,

added on the 2009-07-16 04:39:21 by tzaeru tzaeru
opkhuzjnsefgvrt, lger4tz76
added on the 2009-07-16 04:44:52 by Dano Dano
You know, if your standards for friendship are this weird not sure if I want to be your friend. Did you turn the keyboard upside-down when you typed it with your knee?
added on the 2009-07-16 04:48:20 by sigflup sigflup
Dear sigflup,

No, I did not. Should I have done that? At the time I wasn't aware of this requirement, a mistake I sincerely apologize.

I would also like to add, that wherein I spent my childhood as a young girl, the knee-typing was a very common practice. It's a great embarrassment for me to find that my skills in the honest and magnificent art of knee-typing has diminished.

I hope you understand,

added on the 2009-07-16 05:04:36 by tzaeru tzaeru
Dear Tzatza,

There is no need for an apology. There is no requirement to turn your keyboard upside-down when typing with your knees. If this seemed to be what I was suggesting then I sincerely apologize! no no, I was simply curious as to what style you have chosen for knee-typing. You see, as much as you belittle your knee-typing skills, I find that they are quite excellent. I fine example I must say, far better then anyone I know.

Your truly,
added on the 2009-07-16 05:17:31 by sigflup sigflup
Good sigflup,

As it seems all our misunderstandings have been corrected, I believe we can be friends!

Will you give me free beer, friend? I don't really like beer, so I'd try to change it to vodka shots. I find knee-typing to be greatly enchanted after a few good shots. I think my record knee-typing, of writing the word "kenkämarja", was after about 15 shots of tequila.

added on the 2009-07-16 05:32:42 by tzaeru tzaeru
Friend Tzatza,

I'm am glad this is all behind us so that we may get onto what really matters, knee-typing and booze. It seems I have no beer left, there is a bottle of whiskey here however. Will whiskey suit your fancy?

added on the 2009-07-16 05:56:30 by sigflup sigflup
Friend (TM) SigFLUP,

Whiskey is an excellent choice. There's nothing quite as splendid as a bottle of (preferably cheap. Cheaper the tag, the tastier the taste) whiskey to be consumed with friends, and then waking up the next day with the taste of stomach acids and whiskey in your dry mouth, wondering about whose couch is this and do I have to pay for it, and actually, what city is this and ohmygod, the wing of this airplane is almost off!

So whiskey is just as splendid in it's reach towards utter perfection as would vodka be.

Do you think you can fly to Joensuu tomorrow? There's a great festival named Ilosaarirock and I think it'd be an excellent platform to launch our new, grand friendship.

Truly and sincerely yours,
added on the 2009-07-16 06:12:31 by tzaeru tzaeru
Dearest Tzatza,

Oh goodness, what absolutely splendid coincidence this is! It just so happens that my sister is in Joensuu and I am traveling there exactly tomorrow to see her! Not only can we celebrate our friendship there but you will also get to meet some of my family, here's to booze! ... and friendship and family!

in all kindness,
added on the 2009-07-16 06:29:10 by sigflup sigflup
Great sigFLUP,

That's splendid news! In fact, I am going to Joensuu to meet my grandfather before he dies, as he's hospitalized for the third time and probably for the final time. Hopefully some of my relatives will give me money, as I need to pay my rent somehow. So I am going to pretend that I care, when I really just want to booze in Ilosaarirock.

I don't have a ticket, so it may be that you'll have to buy one for yourself and then we abuse the rules - Kids under 8 get in free, elderly over 60 gets in free and assistants of handicapped people get in free.

Therefore I think we might need to break both of my or your knees. Whichever you prefer. I think we can find a sledgehammer from one of my or your relatives.

Do you wish to operate or sit on the wheelchair?

Waitingly yours,
added on the 2009-07-16 06:42:28 by tzaeru tzaeru
Dearest Tzatza,

Hmm, this is a pickle. Since I will be the ticket-holder you then would have to qualify as under eight, over sixty, or me as handicapped and you as an assistant. Unfortunately my knee-typing skills would be horribly horribly impaired with broken knees, so I'm going to rule that out for my own sake. Disguising you as sixty would be much easier then disguising you as eight, I feel on account of you having to be much smaller otherwise. I'm not very fond of my Aunt and she is over sixty. People die everyday, you know. If she were to die and you use her identification then it would simply be a matter of dressing you in her cloths and wearing the skin attached to her hair like some kind of glorious wig. I cannot see how this would fail! Nothing should stand in the way of meeting of such heavenly spirits, you and I!

added on the 2009-07-16 07:00:01 by sigflup sigflup
Good friend sIGFLup,

Absolutely splendid! Then it is set. I have lengthy experience in dressing up as a woman, so that shall be no issue. It is also possible that my grandfather dies while I am in there; So it might happen that both of us can get in free by dressing up into old people.

When shall you arrive? Since it seems the ticket sales have ended already, we'll likely have to camp in front the gates to buy you a ticket if so is needed and amuse ourselves by watching astu trying to communicate with people. If he's there. Which I sincerely believe shall be the case.

Dearly yours,
added on the 2009-07-16 07:10:57 by tzaeru tzaeru

added on the 2009-07-16 08:50:57 by Deus Deus
added on the 2009-07-16 09:30:20 by stonda stonda
cock n balls torture
hilarous :)
added on the 2009-07-16 09:47:02 by xTr1m xTr1m
added on the 2009-07-16 10:41:21 by tFt tFt

Wooohh that was easy.
added on the 2009-07-16 10:51:45 by blueflame blueflame
added on the 2009-07-16 11:18:24 by ponce ponce
added on the 2009-07-16 13:22:20 by RRROAR RRROAR

added on the 2009-07-16 13:22:23 by m0d m0d
added on the 2009-07-16 13:36:35 by skrebbel skrebbel


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