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Chuck Norris on the demoscene

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Chuck Norris got busted in wanking with his own son.
added on the 2006-03-26 23:54:30 by iks iks
Chuck Norris applied for Titan
added on the 2006-03-27 09:20:37 by quisten quisten
added on the 2006-03-27 09:20:49 by quisten quisten
Chuck Norris killed the demoscene
added on the 2006-03-27 09:29:54 by sauli sauli
added on the 2006-03-27 10:20:39 by d0DgE d0DgE
Chuck Norris can kill the demoscene for an infinite amount of times.

Just so you know.
added on the 2006-03-27 20:24:36 by bdk bdk
only Chuck Norris makes it possible.
added on the 2006-03-28 03:39:48 by phoenix phoenix
Chuck Norris makes Next Empire look good.
Oh go chuck a norris already.
added on the 2006-03-28 08:10:22 by raina raina
In 2100 AD, war was beginning! lol!
added on the 2006-03-28 09:31:54 by okkie okkie
You mean a David Hasselhoff on the demoscene, Chuck Norris....Not
added on the 2006-03-28 09:52:13 by Mike 3D Mike 3D
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the scene. Now scene is dead.
added on the 2006-03-28 11:48:36 by BassPlace BassPlace
Chuck Norris is not scenefeeling, Hasselhoff is.

You see Chuck is all about being a good guy - who cares?
Whereas David Hasselhoff drives his own computer.
added on the 2006-03-28 12:42:06 by Psychad Psychad
Chuck Norris was assfucked by David Hasselhoff, and SURVIVED.
added on the 2006-03-28 12:55:07 by havoc havoc
Hasselhoff coded a demo on Kitt which made Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris' heads explode in unison while their bowels unvoluntarily produced the Knightrider themesong in D flat.
added on the 2006-03-28 13:29:22 by okkie okkie
Chuck Norris contracted his ass when he was assfucked by David Hasselhoff.

Since that, David Hasselhoff can use his penis as a USB lengthen.

Just so you know.
added on the 2006-03-28 14:08:20 by Pulsar Pulsar
The original 1-take Knightrder themesong was recorded in D flat by David Hasselhoff's magic watch, with German lyrics by David Hasselhoff himself ofcourse.
added on the 2006-03-28 14:08:32 by havoc havoc
Chuck Norris spells the plural form of -us words with -ii, such as virii, torii, penii and roundhoiie kicks.
added on the 2006-03-29 12:42:43 by nitro2k01 nitro2k01
CHUCK can do over 100 000 pressups and cause women to have such a massive orgasm that it covers the whole of his face
added on the 2006-03-29 12:46:11 by seel seel
nitro: "penus"?
added on the 2006-03-29 13:16:03 by Gargaj Gargaj
Yeah, you never heard the word penus?
added on the 2006-03-29 13:17:36 by nitro2k01 nitro2k01
CHUCK is jarig
added on the 2006-03-29 14:00:04 by Liso Liso
added on the 2006-03-29 16:30:37 by fdisk fdisk
chuck norris brought boredom over the world by brainfucking ppl to post fucking chuck norris facts in the net.
Sir Garbagechuck
added on the 2006-03-29 17:56:27 by Gargaj Gargaj


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