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OATSE.

JSYK.
Today i found someone who impressed his girlfriend back then with the Red Sector Demo Maker on Amiga.

JSYK.
added on the 2008-10-04 02:27:36 by Exin Exin
57 03 October 2008 23 comments High-tech sponge could take hydrogen cars further ....

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added on the 2008-10-04 03:51:37 by loaderror loaderror
Express Card

js(y/I)k
added on the 2008-10-15 03:34:19 by bdk bdk
Tell us more, Exin.

JSYK
Never posted here I think.

JSYK
added on the 2008-10-15 12:26:57 by __ __
ΣΑΥΡΕΣ!!! Ο ΚΟΣΜΟΣ ΕΙΝΑΙ ΣΑΥΡΕΣ!!!

JSYK
added on the 2008-10-15 13:30:45 by Optimus Optimus
JSYK

JSYK
I was an total asshole on Friday night.
added on the 2008-10-19 03:53:38 by zefyros zefyros
Ειδα Το άρτεμις και ομολογο πος σπανια συναντα κανεις τετιο φανταστικο οπλο.
Ειναι σαν την ορθογραφια μου.
Σκετη κατασροφη.
Καλα ρε παιδια πος γινεται και μερικη ακομη ικονομαν λεφτα πουλοντας και κατασκευβαζοντας συνβατικα οπλα,εκει που βρισκομασται στα προθυρα της κβαντικης τεχνολογιας

ΕΩΝΓ.
added on the 2008-10-20 11:55:05 by Optimus Optimus
That "there are updates ready for your computer" button reminds me of the "computer in the hatch" in Lost. What happens if you push cancel?

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added on the 2008-11-07 20:19:40 by loaderror loaderror
purity (the artist) is impure

jsyk
Song, people dancing.

jsyk
My brain is on fire now.

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added on the 2008-11-30 22:51:15 by Optimus Optimus
I just sent some firemen to Optimus.

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I am sitting in my enlish lesson and i am bored...

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added on the 2008-12-01 16:51:59 by Cat Cat
18-year old local herdsman Alexey Romanovich Bodnya from a nearby collective farm suddenly noticed a brightly lit circle shining on the grass on the field, somehow resembling a micro-tornado. Next he heard a loud metal clicking sound and when he looked up he was stunned to see a disc-shaped object about 25 meters in diameter, it was bright and shaped like to deep saucers joined together, with a transparent dome on top 4 prop-like landing legs protruded from the bottom and moved up and down in rhythm. The disk had a wide cylinder shaped protrusion on its bottom that resembled a nozzle about 5 meters in diameter. A bright red-yellow rotating flame like light was visible inside it. The surface of the disk was silver, almost mirror like, reflecting the ground and grass beneath it. Powerful searchlights could be seen on the craft as it approached for a landing. The disk seemed to be unstable as if its flight control mechanism had been damaged, unable to maintain a horizontal position. The witness got the impression that the disk was going to tumble and crash, but it somehow managed to land safely. A ladder came out of the object and three aliens descended from the bottom section of the disk, when the round hatch opened Bodnya clearly heard metal clacking. The aliens were very tall, close to 3 meters in height. They looked very much alike almost like twins. Their faces were elongated, large eyes, rounder than the humans, long noses, high foreheads, grayish-bluish skin, and thin lips. They were dressed in silver reflecting tight-fitting overalls with head covering. One of the aliens was obviously the leader, he was gigantic in stature with broad shoulders, at least one meter taller than the other two aliens, he wore a sort of "apron" in front with a light on his breast area. He was apparently giving orders to the other two. The giant had even white teeth, wide dense brown, large beard, and light brown hair, light colored eyes and a powerful voice. One of the younger crewmembers was obviously in great distress as a result of their misfortune and was mumbling something and crying. In a harsh tone the giant leader ordered him to stop. The witness could not understand a thing but the meaning was obvious. The transparent dome on top of the disk was lifted up in order to initiate the repair procedure. While being opened a melodic vibrating sound was heard. The witness noticed that the transparent dome was made out of some crystalline substance, extremely strong in appearance. The witness was also sure that there was a fourth alien inside the disk, since the alien was leader gave orders to someone inside using some kind of "microphone". That fourth crewmember was possibly a female who remained onboard the craft at all times. All the aliens wore some type of sophisticated device suspended on their chest area. The leader stood in the center and the other two one on each side as they conducted the repairs. The stunned witness had observed the emergency landing and repair of the disk hiding behind some shrubs with his horse. Suddenly his horse snorted loudly this apparently gave away his location. The aliens immediately shone a green beam of light in his direction. He received a clear impression that he had been photographed. The aliens seemed very curious and seemed to be enjoying themselves, as they looked him and his horse over. After that the giant leader looked at straight at Bodnya's eyes and the 18-year old was suddenly able to hear the alien's thoughts. The alien leader reproached him for hiding from them instead of greeting them like guests. His glance displayed kindness and understanding. He informed Bodnya that their craft had apparently been damaged by a lighting strike that affected their flight control mechanism. Bodnya then said, "I invite you to eat, you must be hungry, I know what hunger is from my childhood." The alien responded, "I see, I see, you are small but brave, and who is that (pointing at the horse)." That's my horse Serko responded the witness. The alien then told the witness that he was frightened of the horse and to leave it behind since he wanted to speak to him alone. The boy roped his horse and the giant alien took him by his hands and sat him on the rim of the disk. Bodnya got so close to the alien that he was able to listen to it's heartbeat. Soon Bodnya noticed a wolf slowly approaching his horse and yelled at the leader, "Look a wolf" In a moment the leader stretched his hand and emitted some kind or thunderous beam that killed the wolf instantly. Where are you from? Asked Bodnya. The giant answered by pointing at the sky and said, "From there". Is there a God? Bodnya asked next, "A God? maybe" answered the giant, who then asked Bodnya what was he doing there alone. He explained to the giant that he had been pasturing the bulls and horses. Next Bodnya asked if he could look inside the craft, he was allowed to. Looking in he saw a long corridor leading inside the craft, some frame-like walls and noticed that the ceiling was very high. He walked several steps into the craft but felt intense heat and nausea and could not continue. The giant then said, "Come here" The boy then rushed back and fell on the alien's arms, he could not remember what happened next, he apparently lost consciousness and woke up again sitting on the grass looking at the repair operations. He was sure he had been examined onboard and implanted with some type of device. The rest of the night he watched the aliens finishing up their repairs. Bodnya noticed that the inner structure of the craft appeared very complicated filled with sophisticated equipment. After finishing their repairs the aliens left behind a small cross-shaped metallic fragment, which the witness buried on the edge of the field intending to dig it out in the future. Unfortunately he was never able to return to the site and eventually moved to the Crimea. The fragment apparently is still in the area now. The disk rose up and zoomed up to the sky at incredible speed disappearing from sight in a moment. Clear landing traces were left, observed by the other collective farmers whom he brought to visit the place the next day. He was threatened not to tell anyone of what he had seen. In 1990 while living in the hamlet of Molodezhnyi in the Crimea the witness one night was sitting down drinking tea when he was suddenly enveloped by the same green beam of light he had seen years earlier. At this point the witness was able to ensue telepathic contact with aliens, this was possible because he had been implanted with a small communications device in 1947. The aliens informed Bodnya that their planet was sterile and that they were vegetarians and that they had a base on the moon, which was covered with a transparent glass dome. They expressed contempt towards the human race and refused to reveal the location or name of their home planet. They confirmed to the witness that there was life after death and predictive coming catastrophes that would affect humanity. When Bodnya asked them why didn't they contact humanity openly, their curious answer was, "Why don't humans contact those in an insane asylum?"

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added on the 2008-12-01 22:55:14 by Optimus Optimus
I just got a fucking awesome C64 idea.. Can't believe anyone haven't come up with this before. Almost too good to be true, but I tested it, and it seems to work.

JSYK
added on the 2008-12-01 23:02:32 by cruzer cruzer
Oakland University Equestrian Team (?)
added on the 2008-12-02 00:04:59 by Acharad Acharad
Poetic Organization Utilizing Extra Terrestrials.

JSYK
added on the 2008-12-02 07:40:00 by Optimus Optimus
The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows

The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn

We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death

The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles

It went like this:

The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies
Picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair

The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze

I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"

You grabbed my hand
And we fell into it
Like a daydream
Or a fever

We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
For sure it's the valley of death

I open up my wallet
And it's full of blood

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JSYK
halp.

jsyk
>_>;

jsyk
added on the 2008-12-02 13:20:45 by panic panic
My friend used to tell me: From a scale starting from 0 and reaching 10, how much for the dick are you? Ma poso gia ton poutso?!

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added on the 2008-12-08 19:00:47 by Optimus Optimus
Actual size.

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added on the 2008-12-08 23:18:27 by ham ham

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