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there once was a fellow named scamp
who connected his balls to a lamp
and then with great glee
he started to wee
electrical piss on a tramp

See, I'm all about Okkie's screwing up the last line.

there was a young scener called kb
who cried and moaned like a baby
with no English skill
and looking quite ill
he's the grammar nazi of pouet - well, maybe.

there was an old scener called tickle
who got in a bit of a pickle
changed his name to xeron
we all thought he'd gone
but turns out with nicks, he was fickle

there was a lad called defbase
who managed to make us amaze;
he married some irish git,
and then vanished for a bit
but his pouet visits seem to have raised.

wow that couldn't be further from the correct rhythm if you tried ;-)

yeh true.. had problems fitting it :P

There once was a scener called Truck
Who carried a towel for luck
Any Dutchman would scream
At its bright colour scheme
But he clearly didn't give a damn

hm, it's still aabbaa, and 77557, I think.
or is it 1337 and gabbaa? :PP~

There where seven of them in the group
but with skills of atleast a centuple
together they where plotting a coup
in wich they where to mix green and purple

there once was a wannabe teacher
who refused to listen to preacher
for when he was six
he'd write limericks
'bout java's inheritance feature.

skrebbel wins \o/

haha i forgot about these.

There once was a fellow named doom
Who decided to clean out his room
He tripped on the stair
fell through the air
and sat down hard on a broom!

Hahahahaha Skrebbel, stop doing that and go get your stuff done for tomorrow :D

*chuckles*

There once was a flat doodle called Joe
Who lived in a flat
One day he decided to take the trash out
He chose the elevator, poor old Joe
The trash thingy got stuck in a corner
And poor old Joe was empaled.

o_O

there once was a guy named sting
called scicco - the phone went ring ring
but he had to decline
a mate answered the line
wrote a message: "you got a call from 'the thing'"

(actually that really happened! :)

There's a little country called Australia,
Whose scene the euro's think is a failure,
But we always enter the mix,
Even tackling them at retarded limericks,
And we do it, in our finest regalia.

xernobyl, congrats. That fits neither the rhythm or the rhyming pattern of a limerick ;-)

thank you

there once was a guy called kebby,
who loved playing with his new wii
hand him a portalgun
and he has much fun,
but where the hell is vyruz3?