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I made some limericks about the folks who hang out in #amigascne, and some about sceners I know from elsewhere. I thought they were funny so I've compiled them for EC... enjoy :D

There was an old fart called Nic0
Who could pee through an alternative hole
It made the girls laugh
When they shared his bath
Because they thought it was only a mole

There was a silly coder called shape
Who wore nothing but socks and a cape
When he went out
People would shout
Lookout for that dangling snake

There was a guy called RubberDuck
Who was regularly covered in muck
The girls said wowee
And giggled with glee
And went over to give him a....
....pat on the back =o)

There once was a man called Zack
Who had a quite uncanny knack
He would gulp down some beer
Which would squirt from his ear
And hit someone else on the back

There was a mad geezer called Reed
Who planted a funny looking seed
It grew with great averice
And turned out to be cannabis
So he was well sorted for weed

There was an idler called Ion
With muscles stronger than iron
He was having some fun
Lifting girls by their bum
When he was suddenly eaten by a lion

There was a young man called Kalms
Who spent all his days playing on farms
He ran to a sheep
With a mighty big leap
He soon had a grip on its charms

There was a fella called Sobol
Whos brain was programmed in Cobol
The date hit 2K
And sent him astray
And now he only works in Chernobol

There was a webmaster called BuZz
Who got into trouble with the fuzz
On his site called Exotica
He planted erotica
Involving himself and a hamster
named Gus

There is a chap called Melo
He can be a sarcastic fellow
He might need a slap
But he's a very nice chap
So why not go up and say, Hello?

There was a chap called Loukas
Who had terrible trouble with mucus
He did a big sneeze
And with a terrible wheeze
Accidentally he did soak us

There was a guy named Kuu
Who badly needed the loo
He ran real fast
But he just couldn't last
And now he's covered in poo

There was a guy called Adonis
Who taped a weight to his penis
He wanted a big dick
To impress a chick
But now he's unable to piss

There was a fellow called Jazz
Who was trying to take a wazz
He slipped on the floor
Bashed into the door
And pissed in the only pants
that he has

BuZz wrote the following ones for me:

There was a young geezer called Tickle
Who got himself into a pickle
He needed some cash
But was a bit rash
And sold his arse for a nickle

There was a young coder called Peter
Who connected his balls to a meter
He wanted to measure
The size of his treasure
But instead it read 0.1 litre