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Mine is 8" Trasparent and it Glows
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added on the 2005-12-21 17:44:51 by Mike 3D Mike 3D
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stop nou es met zieken shitfer.. je bent nog doorzichtiger dan een glazen dildo...of ben je iemand van het laatste woord?

Dat laatste in ieder geval wel ja ;) Als jullie nou eens ophouden iedereen van jullie fors gezouten mening te voorzien hebben we allemaal een fijne kerst!


added on the 2005-12-21 17:56:12 by Shifter Shifter
sorry maar dit is een klassiek geval van "jij begon" :)
ik dring niemand mijn fors gezouten mening op, ik typ wat ik denk, en probeer niemand daar mee te "beschadigen" of provoceren. Respect voor ieder zijn ding in scene, goed of slecht., ook de jouwe.
Misschien moeten we maar samen mijn kerstboom oproken, dan begrijpen we mekander misschien wat beter.
iig ook fijne kerst voor jou.
added on the 2005-12-21 18:23:49 by alien^PDX alien^PDX
mike don't be a dick
added on the 2005-12-21 21:04:06 by Don Don
pheew.
Ha Ha Ha don

how can I be a dick? I do have one but I'm a man or are you too dense to even know that much, sick troll
added on the 2005-12-22 14:46:37 by Mike 3D Mike 3D
3cm
added on the 2005-12-22 15:18:15 by tejeez tejeez
just above one astronomical unit
added on the 2005-12-22 15:19:54 by El Topo El Topo
my size:

4 Ghz, 1 GB Ram
added on the 2005-12-22 17:47:29 by Zweckform Zweckform
Zweckform: Your penis oscillates 4 billion times per second? Wow, that's something...
added on the 2005-12-22 21:39:11 by El Topo El Topo
Imagine how much a girl would like that :D
Altho yet again such overclock frequency might result in overheating :D
added on the 2005-12-23 01:17:00 by Gargaj Gargaj
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Will or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
added on the 2005-12-23 14:18:48 by xernobyl xernobyl

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