German?
category: general [glöplog]
I HAVE WRITTEN ALL OVER OKKIE'S BODY! WHO WANTS PICTURES?!
I DOMINATE




KaL!sTo: You are so lame. I expected you to say something about the dodgy joke about orange juice.
??? Sorry ... what do you mean? 

your emoticons are goddamn annoying.
i like them!

JFYI: Führer is mannelijk, de vrouwelijke variant is Führerin.
het is FUHRERIN, goffedomme buitenlander.

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Wait, does that also mean "glöp" is pronounced as "glop" and the dots should make our beloved currency even more evil?Quote:The umlaut in Motörhead was contributed by the graphic designer of the band's first album cover. In the words of Lemmy, Motörhead's front man: "I only put it in there to look mean." (Interestingly, the standard German pronunciation of Motör is similar to the standard English pronunciation of "motor", the umlaut over the second "o" requiring, in German, the fronting of the vowel. The French equivalent, moteur, is genuinely pronounced that way.) At one Mötley Crüe performance in Germany, the entire audience started chanting "Moetley Crueh!"
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Quote:I think all submitted prods should pass a filter where me and Slummy had a "pass" or "no pass" button each.
..to be followed by "STARFIELD MACHT FREI" camps?
Hey Huuugs!, I'm still waiting for een "farbrauschwitz".
that is arguably the best missing bad pun yet.
ja, ganz ein toller (ausch)Witze!

Wow, these two cuties are really big.
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da gehen zwei deutsche kurz nach dem zweiten weltkrieg in frankreich in ne bar. kurz bvor sie reingehen sagt der eine: "ey du. die machen uns ganz bestimmt fertig. die hassen die deutschen."
da antwortet der andre: "ja gut n sagen wir halt wir seien von england."
der erste findet dies eine gute idee und so gehn se rein. " two martini please!" sagt der erste. der kellner darauf: "Dry?" - "Nein zwei !"
da antwortet der andre: "ja gut n sagen wir halt wir seien von england."
der erste findet dies eine gute idee und so gehn se rein. " two martini please!" sagt der erste. der kellner darauf: "Dry?" - "Nein zwei !"