A letter!
category: residue [glöplog]
cross-dressed as bullfrogs
purely for medical purposes, officer.
Officer Daphne, I have to confess something to you:
the DNA evidence
stolen from
Donald Trump's micropenis
trust fund headquarters!
Sean Connery in a tight mankini
drove a Gremlin
to Olive Garden
where he met Mutter Beimer
and Major General Cuthbert Dangly Dong III, Jr. BSc for
a splendid match of Cricket
with a living hamster as cricket ball.
"Use hamster in microwave oven",
as my vet tends to suggest,
because he likes them medium rare. Speaking of medium rare, your mum
just posted about "a challenge" in random threads on pouët, and now
disco is mandatory on Tuesdays all thanks to you, you bastard.
Jean Luc Bastard can't understand why everyone is hating on him. He is not rolling but
then again how loyal is a hungry dog?
The answer is: Free Massages! Daphne
then took some lessons in +++ illegal telepathy +++, hoping for a good grade, but only got that lousy tee with
"I was in trsi and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" which was fine, but
that didn't help her in jail that much.