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Things that crash DiamonDie's computer

category: general [glöplog]
- All demos and intros released in the history of the world anywhere, ever.
- Looking at it using only one eye or from a slightly titled angle.
- Well, just looking at it at all, even.
- The director of "Stereo Future".
- Karma
- Evil replicons from beyond the moon
- Donuts (the foodstuffs, not the tori)
- A lame spoof of James Bond movies
- A lame spoof of James Bond movies, blaxploitation-style
- Quotes referring to full frontal nudity of a male protagonist in any steamy "Basic Instinct"-style thriller released in 1994
- Britney Spears' expanding waistline
- Steve Oedekerk
- Solar flares
- Spelling mistakse
- Ile
- Perfectly parallel parking a car in 1 attempt

Feel free to add anything I might've omitted.
added on the 2002-07-07 18:56:01 by sagacity sagacity
- 12 pixel borders
- wet rugs dropped on the carpet
- paint dissolver
- wallpaper with parallel lines
- francis bacon's deceased lover
- the mov instruction
- exquisite flower arrangements
- drunk german teenagers
- square waveforms on radio frequencies
- ascii porn
- milk in steve jobs' vegan dinner
- lator
- evil eye of the white zombie
- possessive suffix
added on the 2002-07-07 22:01:53 by saffron saffron
- sunlight
- not being used for over 3 hours
added on the 2002-07-07 22:31:36 by superplek superplek
[ilefilm] diamondie is on the list of 'things that need to be eliminated'
added on the 2002-07-07 22:35:18 by superplek superplek
I wonder how my computer crashes only once or twice a month since all those things are supposed to crash it. Maybe it's magic!

macaw: How do you expect that to happen? Well, of course I sleep... damn.
added on the 2002-07-07 23:29:11 by DiamonDie DiamonDie
- real small furry creatures from alpha centauri
- prank phone calls
- linear algebra
- sudden movement
- lack of understanding
- not watering it daily
- lacquered cherries
- arpeggios
- swimming pools
- eurodance
- cheap furniture
- world war 3
- rabid cars from outer space
- long, silly listings of conditions
- usage of the space key
- sex, drugs & rock'n'roll
- floppy disks
- minefields
- pictures of dorian gray
- overly full suitcases
- peripherials
- cornflakes in pci slots
- yellow electricity
- swiss army knives
- pouet oneliners

cheers.
added on the 2002-07-08 01:31:54 by ryg ryg
- bowls of things
added on the 2002-07-08 01:37:37 by uncle-x uncle-x
- the knights who say "nih!"
added on the 2002-07-08 01:39:45 by gloom gloom
Hehe, you just gotta love that movie ;)
added on the 2002-07-08 01:59:19 by Nezbie Nezbie
- ripe bananas
- ridge forrester
- sabotage
- fake mustaches
- happy hardcore
- salt water
- dated weekend wank fests
- dead mosquitos
- high fidelty
- synthbass coming from a strange world
- badly written SSE assembly
- intel 5-port hubs
- fitness clubs
- senior police officers
- broken turntables
- intergalactic gary's tape-edit mixes for italo fetishists
- outdoor activities
- will smith
- breakdancing
- ikea furniture
- the bastard in the wheelchair as seen in carlito's way
- alibi.sid
- suicidal thoughts
- http://www.copstation.com
- antique amplifiers
- the album 'fore' by huey lewis & the news
- cubism
- non-digital sexual activities
- strawberry pie
- computer consultants
- men operating power drills
- ignorance
- people who use a 'cassius' slipmat as mousemat
- green carpets
- bitter lemon, automatic machine guns and bathing suits
- the shawshank redemption
- scali's demos

bored @ work ;)
added on the 2002-07-08 09:13:02 by superplek superplek
- diamondie herself
added on the 2002-07-08 10:02:07 by dixan dixan
- snusnu
added on the 2002-07-08 10:07:22 by diver diver
- dixan
added on the 2002-07-08 10:39:23 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
- rosa helikopter
- fluffy seats
- pets with tooth ache
- spontaneous air compression
- a boiler room nearby
- bad temper
- half-full vodka bottles
- half-full vodka drinkers
- stickytape
- cat /dev/zero > /dev/hda
- no milk today
- exorbitant masses of household supplies
- pink ropes
- golf players
- garlic
- laser cannons
- model airplanes
- cpu underload
- desk fans
- grog (as in monkey island)
- andrew lloyd webber
- stacks of old newspapers
- post-it notes
- 4k intros with plasma effects
- kamikaze moths
- hard and merciless drill
- heaps of hair
- cubes in perfect perspective
- the mr. clean chainswam massacre
- nose hair razors
- 42 square meters of linen sheets
- amiga fanatics
- listings from 10-year old c64 mags
- second hand swiss army knives
- frogger
- silly board games
- the presence of silicon
- magnetic fields in the neighbourhood
- social relationships
- boredom
- punk rave
- fiberoptic gas pipelines
- 10PRINT"CRASHED!":GOTO10
- inuit<=>suaheli dictionaries
- stoned hippos
- homogenous vectors
- smelly sleeping bags
- dead rats in tarballs
- high voltage electric fences
- jack-in-the-box
- the ms party hall after the visitors left
- tails wagging their dogs
- lead & quicksilver
- happyness in slavery
- clock towers
added on the 2002-07-08 10:42:01 by ryg ryg
Hmm... I haven't tried most of those things plek mentioned. But at last hhc doesn't crash my computer!
added on the 2002-07-08 10:42:22 by DiamonDie DiamonDie
- everything (ahah !!! ;)
added on the 2002-07-08 11:46:53 by Dma-Sc Dma-Sc
me wants snusnu
added on the 2002-07-08 13:01:00 by moT moT
-empty boxes
-metagreen mechanical elephans from mars
-com ports
-food (except tomatos)
-dead cats
-simple jumps
-live cats
-Linux swap
-handmixers
-Thermaltake Volcano7 coolers
-486sx25 processors
-LEGO
-broken mind toolz
-Panasonic TX-T1565PE2 monitors
-color pencils
-Hoses
-etc
added on the 2002-07-08 13:33:53 by mr_false mr_false
- "Koto - Jabdah.mp3"
added on the 2002-07-08 14:59:51 by sagacity sagacity
You guys have too much time. ;-P
added on the 2002-07-08 16:33:25 by DiamonDie DiamonDie
sag ;)
added on the 2002-07-08 17:36:00 by superplek superplek
U29185,1,337,380,+,AT_rich,.,44,Low_complexity,1,44
U29185,2,1924,1951,+,AT_rich,.,28,Low_complexity,1,28
U29185,3,6961,6984,+,AT_rich,.,24,Low_complexity,1,24
U29185,4,7267,7290,+,AT_rich,.,24,Low_complexity,1,24
U29185,1,7533,7558,+,(GA)n,2,13,Simple_repeat,2,27
U29185,5,12565,12586,+,GC_rich,.,22,Low_complexity,1,22
U29185,6,13166,13219,+,GC_rich,.,54,Low_complexity,1,54
U29185,7,13489,13536,+,G-rich,.,48,Low_complexity,4,51
U29185,8,21385,21411,+,AT_rich,.,27,Low_complexity,1,27
U29185,9,24833,24858,+,AT_rich,.,26,Low_complexity,1,26
U29185,10,27483,27513,+,AT_rich,.,31,Low_complexity,1,31
U29185,2,28227,28255,+,(TTTTG)n,5,6.2,Simple_repeat,1,31
U29185,11,30028,30048,+,AT_rich,,21,Low_complexity,1,21
U29185,3,33600,33631,+,(CAAAA)n,5,6.4,Simple_repeat,1,32
U29185,4,35416,35446,+,(A)n,1,31,Simple_repeat,1,31

aligns with (reverse complementarity numbering):

AL133396 ,44476,44519,+,AT_rich,,44,Low_complexity,1,44
AL133396 ,46063,46090,+,AT_rich,,28,Low_complexity,1,28
AL133396 ,51100,51123,+,AT_rich,,24,Low_complexity,1,24
AL133396 ,51406,51429,+,AT_rich,,24,Low_complexity,1,24
AL133396 ,51672,51697,+,(GA)n,2,13,Simple_repeat,2,27
AL133396 ,56703,56724,+,GC_rich,,22,Low_complexity,1,22
AL133396 ,57305,57359,dif,GC_rich,,55,Low_complexity,1,55
AL133396 ,57629,57676,+,G-rich,,48,Low_complexity,4,51
AL133396 ,65525,65551,+,AT_rich,,27,Low_complexity,1,27
AL133396 ,68973,68998,+,AT_rich,,26,Low_complexity,1,26
AL133396 ,71647,71677,+,AT_rich,,31,Low_complexity,1,31
AL133396 ,72391,72419,+,(TTTTG)n,5,6.2,Simple_repeat,1,31
AL133396 ,74192,74212,+,AT_rich,,21,Low_complexity,1,21
AL133396 ,77764,77795,+,(CAAAA)n,5,6.4,Simple_repeat,1,32
AL133396 ,79580,79612,dif,(A)n,1,33,Simple_repeat,1,33

and also with the last 3 with

AF106918,12,228,248,+,AT_rich,.,21,Low_complexity,1,21
AF106918,5,3800,3831,+,(CAAAA)n,5,6.4,Simple_repeat,1,32
AF106918,6,5616,5649,dif,(A)n,1,34,Simple_repeat,1,34

-=-=-=-=-=-=-

from intergenic to doppel:

AF106918,7,7368,7391,+,(T)n,1,24,Simple_repeat,1,24
AF106918,13,8358,8399,+,T-rich,.,42,Low_complexity,4,45
AF106918,8,8369,8403,+,(TTTA)n,4,8.8,Simple_repeat,2,36
AF106918,14,17856,17880,+,GC_rich,.,25,Low_complexity,1,25
AF106918,9,20366,20526,+,(TATG)n,4,39.8,Simple_repeat,2,160
AF106918,10,20527,20549,+,(CA)n,2,11.5,Simple_repeat,2,24
AF106918,11,22548,22573,+,(T)n,1,26,Simple_repeat,1,26
AF106918,12,24213,24234,+,(T)n,1,22,Simple_repeat,1,22
AF106918,13,26728,26758,+,(T)n,1,31,Simple_repeat,1,31
AF106918,15,31090,31110,+,AT_rich,.,21,Low_complexity,1,21

aligns with:

AL133396,81332,81355,+,(T)n,1,24,Simple_repeat,1,24
AL133396,82322,82363,+,T-rich,,42,Low_complexity,4,45
AL133396,82333,82367,+,(TTTA)n,4,8.8,Simple_repeat,2,36
AL133396,91820,91844,+,GC_rich,,25,Low_complexity,1,25
AL133396,94329,94498,dif,(TATG)n,4,41.8,Simple_repeat,2,168
AL133396,94499,94521,+,(CA)n,2,11.5,Simple_repeat,2,24
AL133396,96245,96271,?,(T)n,1,27,Simple_repeat,1,27
AL133396,?,?,?,?,?,?,?,?,?
AL133396,100690,100721,dif,(T)n,1,32,Simple_repeat,1,32
AL133396,105053,105073,+,AT_rich,,21,Low_complexity,1,21

Type
AT_rich
(T)n
(A)n
(CA)n
(TG)n
GA-rich
(TA)n
T-rich
GC_rich
(CAAA)n
CT-rich
(TTTA)n
(TTTTG)n
(TTTTTG)n
(TAAA)n
A-rich
(CAA)n
(CAAAA)n
(CAAAAA)n
(CTGGGG)n
(TATG)n
(TTCC)n
(TTTC)n
(TTTG)n
(TTTTA)n
(TTTTC)n
(ATG)n
(GA)n
(GCTTG)n
(GGA)n
(TCTG)n
(TTCA)n
(TTGG)n
G-rich
(AACTG)n
(AGGGGG)n
(CAAAT)n
(CAGTA)n
(CAT)n
(CATATA)n
(CCA)n
(CCCCG)n
(G)n
(GAAA)n
(GAAAA)n
(GGGA)n
(GGGGA)n
(TAAAA)n
(TAAAAA)n
(TAGA)n
(TATAA)n
(TC)n
(TCC)n
(TTAAA)n
C-rich
polypyrimidine
Freq
113
32
23
17
17
16
11
9
8
6
6
5
5
5
4
4
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
added on the 2002-07-08 19:39:16 by funktion funktion
i thought it only attacks mammals.
added on the 2002-07-08 22:03:32 by 216 216


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Date Mon, 8 Jul 2002 20:34:41 +0200 (CEST)
From Josef Stoehr <jst@c-base.org>
To Egons Upitis <egons@re-lab.net>
Subject Re: ag
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hi egons
that might
be the best
if I dont get
lost again
under the
dogs of
riga
greetings
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