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added on the 2004-10-25 01:46:53 by Stelthzje Stelthzje
I'm not sure that's actually a seal, stelthz. Could be ..eh..that other animal that looks like seals.
i bet that's a sealion! or whatever they're called
added on the 2004-10-25 05:03:10 by gemini gemini
Gack, their so cute ^_^

COME HERE LITTLE FELLA!!!!
added on the 2004-10-25 05:06:46 by Nezbie Nezbie
DIE little fella!
added on the 2004-10-25 12:20:59 by xbit xbit
This is just plain discrimination. I think it's part of the worldwide Jewish plot.
added on the 2004-10-25 12:29:59 by tomcat tomcat
If you talk about it, we will have to come and get you, tomcat.
gemini: yeah! Seallion! :)
No, it a evolved version of tha seal, a crossproduct between a seal, and a tiger, its a tiger-seal! This is because of all the nuclear waste in our sweet world. ph33r tha tigerseals, they eat humans.
added on the 2004-10-25 14:09:27 by quisten quisten
now it's waiting for a tigerseal suit so we can improve our sexlife once more!
OK, I know how the leopard got its spots, but I wonder how this seal got them? Are there underwater forest fires?
added on the 2004-10-25 21:20:26 by tomcat tomcat
the sea lion is in fact a kind of seal! it's also known as the "eared seal" (the regular seal being the earless seal), and as you can see of that picture it lacks ears so it ain't a sea lion...
added on the 2004-10-25 23:37:19 by lithis lithis
From this, we can deduce at least the following:

a) The sign may very well tell the truth, but the illustration has little relevance to it.
b) the sealkeepers do not know what lithis knows
c) all sealions are seals and no particular distinction is to be made between them

If the latter is indeed the case, we must prepare ourselves to bash sealions as well as just regular seals (let's call them 'Deaf Seals' from now on)
sealions should die too
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AFAIK the Germans once had something called Operation Sealion, but they cancelled it. I wonder if they got bitten by seals? Are seals somehow related to the MI5?
added on the 2004-10-26 14:02:08 by tomcat tomcat
Seals are just evil. They looks cute, but it stops there.
AS I SAID: the sea lion is a specific kind of seal. in fact, there are 19 different types of seals in the world today! even the walruse is considered a type of seal. now you Can make a distinction between the "true seals" (the earless ones we know and hold so precious) and the others, seals are usually classified into three different families: the phocidae (true seals belonging here), the otaridae (sea lions over here) and the odobenidae (and walruses here).
furthermore, true seals are subdivided into two subfamilies: the phocinae (10 species), found mainly in arctic and sub-arctic regions, and the monachinae (9 species), which live around the south pole. these seals all have streamlined bodies and no protruding ears. they use their back flippers to move through the water and swim rather like a large fish. they are cumbersome on land, creeping forward by moving their chest and pelvis back and forth.
if there still is some kind of confusion about this, please contact me and i'll be happy to answer your question!
added on the 2004-10-26 14:56:26 by lithis lithis
I also make my moves by moving my pelvis back and forth...
jesus, lithis, are you some sealion fanatic or something? i shall bash you for that long post with seal(ion) propaganda... you are our enemy!!!

*bash* *bash* *bash* *bash* *bash* *bash* *bash* *bash* *bash* *bash* *bash* *bash* *bash* *bash* *bash* *bash* *bash* *bash* *bash* *bash*
how rude!
added on the 2004-10-26 20:55:14 by lithis lithis
oh come on, secretly you loved it, didnt you? :)
Don't you guys recognize a poodle when you see one?

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