A letter!
category: residue [glöplog]
ten opening to reveal
hammers.
These bags will also feature
special edition hammers that were designed for smashing potatoes. But Wait, There's More! if you call in the next five minutes you also get free
bag inside your bag! That's right! Two bags for the price of one! But there is even more! If you order right now you
will, again, be really pissed off, because there are no refunds and a minute of phone call with us will cost $74, but we did not tell you about it!
Remember that for every two minute call, we also offer even more
calls about great
giana sister cracktro coders who
got pissed of about us because we tricked them into buying stuff and did not give them their purchases!
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but only bags which contained more
but only bags which contained more
bags that contained more
BAGS! it was like bagseption! and I could swear to god that I saw Xzibit floating around the office! but anyway
an entire office could lie in one of these bags, so maybe I really saw Xzibit
CODING!!!
(horror music)
(horror music)
I immediately hammered the bag as hard as I could, before
I realized that my left arm was missing.
I looked around but all I could see
IS XZIBIT DOING CODING!!!
I looked around me, looking for
raster bar colors in the sky.
But there were none, as far as
I can throw a hammer hammer at least. What lies beyond
oh Hammer, Hammer, Hammer, why you so hammery? could you be less
screwy ? Also, bagels are for