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zenzenstoel. All the audience then started to

masturbate furiously and

masturbate furiously and

masturbate furiously and

masturbate furiously and

masturbate furiously and

A DONKEY!!!

Μπιτ και μπαιτ, ROM και RAM,
και μυστηρια της μητρικης πλακετας,
Ζητω να με βοηθησετε στην δουλεια μου,
Πνευμα του υπολογιστη,
Μεσα απο το στιπ της σιλικονης και τον επεξεργαστη,
MS-DOS και εφαρμογες,
Ως οι πιο κρυφες καταχωρησεις, σας εξορκιζω,
Να κανετε το θελημα μου και μην προκαλεσετε κακο.
Να ειστε φιλοι μου και βοηθοι μου
Ωσπου να φερω εις περας τη δουλεια μου.

Dear Daphne.

Here's the President of Nigeria. I'm writing you because

i was just browsing the random image thread on pouet while

all of a sudden, my tank - made of pure gold - was hit by

a donkey

carrying a camel on it's back. The tank is fine, but the insurance

has freezed my bank accounts. I need your help! Simply

fill in the form attached to this letter

and send it to the evoke organizers. they're gonna

burn them to heat the party hall. After you've done that, please send 5000€ via Western Union directly to

scamp, who will then

invest it in hookers and

pillows after

having cancelled

swimming in

donkey piss,

and masturbate furiously

his left brain which