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you know you're going to scener heaven when...

category: general [glöplog]
 
- stefan or plek unexplainably thumbed down your prod
- you've released the super demo, that took over 2 years to develop an engine for, in a small party with less then 5 releases in the democompo.
- you've got 2nd place 3 years in a row at assembly.
- demogroups copy the style of your 3 year old demo for their own assembly demos.
- you have claimed the demoscene to be dead and kept doing a comeback atleast once every two years.
added on the 2004-09-22 14:41:24 by psenough psenough
- you've done music for atleast a dozen cracktros
- you can acapella atleast a dozen complete chiptunes
added on the 2004-09-22 14:44:44 by psenough psenough
demoscene is dead \o/

:)
added on the 2004-09-22 14:44:59 by keops keops
...you're not going to scener hell!
added on the 2004-09-22 14:48:06 by maali maali
THE SCENE IS DEAD IN 1993 !

SCENE = CANCER
added on the 2004-09-22 14:49:23 by rez rez
..you dont start stupid bbs threads.
added on the 2004-09-22 14:50:39 by Pegasus Pegasus
RIGHT ON TARGET REZ!

But I have some..

You:
- Use softdrugs like some kind of washed out loser (50% of today's sceneslobs do that I guess).
- Have no money.
- Have no success.
- Have no commercially viable skill.
- Like Amigas.


For the others, there's this place called life.


added on the 2004-09-22 14:52:31 by superplek superplek
- you can acapella atleast a dozen complete chiptunes

r3z could do that with hundreds!
(I can only with dozens)
added on the 2004-09-22 14:53:50 by keops keops
chiptunes often gimme a headache coz of their bleepyness.. i wonder what effect acapella-ed chippies would have.
added on the 2004-09-22 14:59:30 by maali maali
plek: depending on how you rate drugs and give out points I have either 1.5/5 or 2/5.. Does this imply ME = CANCER ?

oh, and people are ofcourse welcome to start a thread where people can have a quiz about which of the entries in the list apply to me.. Possibly great prizes to win!
- you argue with petrus about the white bright light you saw while dying, trying to convince him that your hypnoglow looks 3 times better.
added on the 2004-09-22 15:04:29 by ttl ttl
yay for scene-valhalla
added on the 2004-09-22 15:12:04 by dalezr dalezr
- ask if jesus was a demoscener
added on the 2004-09-22 15:33:50 by maali maali
- you win the gathering compos but attend ms/bp instead.
added on the 2004-09-22 15:42:07 by psenough psenough
- you lay down 40 suicidal goth virgins
added on the 2004-09-22 15:50:22 by EviL EviL
Slemmy, my guess is:
- Use softdrugs like some kind of washed out loser 0.5
- Have no success. 1.0
- Have no commercially viable skill. 10.0

Damn, your right:
SLEMMY = CANCER
added on the 2004-09-22 15:57:39 by quisten quisten
Quisten: You're wrong, back to preschool kiddo...
Smelly: I wish! Im tired of school. Ill give it a thumb down
added on the 2004-09-22 16:10:33 by quisten quisten
- convince everybody that your book about the scene will someday be finished
- manage to show up in the news section of major diskmags every time, just by saying you've reached n pages
added on the 2004-09-23 00:13:21 by tomcat tomcat
- you organize a demoparty, sleep 7 hours total during the whole event, participate in every compo you can and still only win some lousy mp3 authoring software.....

(and a license of renoise!!! that ruled!!!)
added on the 2004-09-23 00:32:30 by jeenio jeenio
- eated one pound and a half of hot butter
added on the 2004-09-23 00:36:32 by tryfex tryfex

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