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I just failed my RHCE

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Lol, and then I thought I was the only one using this technique. I used to tell a friend that I imagine having a girlfriend in several other parallel universes, so I don't have to worry. Any girlfriend. Many girlfriends. Everything is possible in multiple dimensions :)


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added on the 2012-04-20 12:41:42 by rc55 rc55
I have to admit, I lol'ed.
added on the 2012-04-20 12:47:03 by sagacity sagacity
on which part?
added on the 2012-04-20 12:56:19 by Gargaj Gargaj
that's very nice, optimus!
opened page, saw quote, knew it was Optimus' :D
added on the 2012-04-20 14:07:41 by okkie okkie
Nice, so "I already did that in another dimension" is the latest excuse for not bothering to do it in this one? I almost LOL'd, but then felt quite sad :(
added on the 2012-04-20 14:27:38 by psonice psonice
in another dimension you would be optimus and he'd be laughing at you all whist getting a blowjob from Elisa Cuthbert!
In another dimension, i cured cancer, killed all the bad guys and secured eternal world peace. There's no point me doing anything now, i've already done it all, so I'll sit and watch TV while eating pizza until I'm dead, and be totally satisfied!
added on the 2012-04-20 14:43:23 by psonice psonice
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[...]so I'll sit and watch TV while eating pizza until I'm dead, and be totally satisfied!

Sounds like a plan!
added on the 2012-04-20 14:45:06 by Tomoya Tomoya
pizza... you're doing it wrong!!!! CAKEMIX!!!
I laughed hard by your reactions.
added on the 2012-04-20 14:57:20 by Optimus Optimus
I once wanted to start the multiverse religion though.
added on the 2012-04-20 15:01:45 by Optimus Optimus
My guess is that there are more people in the world who failed their RHCE than just you.
added on the 2012-04-20 15:26:57 by numtek numtek
I don't WANT to be a RHCE, but it's just a way to get a job of around Rs. 15000 a month, and my mother off my back (which I badly badly need to do). She's gone near insane - everybody else is doing well, and earning money, and here I am, at this age, still penniless. I try and see her point of view sometimes, but I just *know* that I'm not destined for destitution - I've read and studied quite a bit, though it may pale in comparison to the achievements of other demosceners!

And, talking of money, this is what I AM doing to make some - I made a website, which I recently got redone by a couple of people, and I'm hoping it'll take off just by word of mouth. I think it'll be FUN and useful to demosceners, but I don't want *in any way* to be accused of spamming, so, before I make any attempt to post it here - demoscene, can I let you know what it is? :) Whaddya say? :)
15000 rupee?
yes, 15000 rupees.
Yeah, but please tell us how much that is, like, how much do you have to pay monthly for a flat, for food, etc.
added on the 2012-04-20 18:09:35 by Tomoya Tomoya
yeah, the rupee to euro ratio is scary.
₨ 15000 = € 217.9500

india must be 10x cheaper with everything then, i hope :)
15000 seems pretty low end.
added on the 2012-04-20 18:33:04 by tomaes tomaes
petrol costs Rs. 70 / litre
i dont even know what RHCE is.. except i have understood from reading your post that it is some kind of test. dunno if that makes you feel better, but at least know that i am an idiot of dimensions. but i am happy, because i have just enough mental capacity to order beer in most countries in the world. i dont think you should worry.. it seems like you really want this, or that you want _something_ at least.. and that exceeds more than 50% of the population who doesnt wanna do anything at all. just keep pushing, and you will reach your goal. guaranteed!
added on the 2012-04-21 16:11:36 by xerxes xerxes
thanks xrs

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