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- you send fuckings to kewlers at the bonfire and don't get thrown in.
- you get your prod "not shown" three years in a row at assembly.
- you are asked to do an invitation intro to a party in the middle of nowhere.
- farbrausch greet you.
- a famous scener spilled beer/salmiaki on your keyboard/phone.

SO THERE IS NO APPLICATION TO FILL?-(

no application. and you were never eligible anyways.

So there's maybe one or two official demosceners? Cool, I'm glad I'm not one of them.

FUCKIINGZ TO NIKO!!!11!1

- you understand what fake elitism is and dont take it for sarcasm.
- you embrace lobsters as children of god
- you have written/voted for diskmags/chartsmags in atleast 3 diferent platforms.

no-one's ever spilled beer or salmiakki on my phone or keyboard. I'm not a demoscener then :-(

'embrace lobsters as children of god'

i just got a very distinctly lovecraftian feel... with a slight twist of monty python.

iam fag fistfuck slave = iam TEH SUPAH SkENERR!!1

unclex: you should have paid for cesare's ngage ;)

you get your prod "not shown" three years in a row at assembly

that's a sign of something else actually :D

all in favor of Jason Scott approval rise their hands..

if thats a live feed i don't think jason's ever going to have a chance...

Patrick, great job there =P

I guess I just get tired of typing.

later that day during the Pouet-debate...

Here's a few more:

- You think you are better at making demos than anyone else, but don't bother to do anything, maybe just some quasi-artistic crap in a few hours
- At every demoparty you think "i'm too old for this shit", but still manage to pass out in some cold and moist place instead of getting a hotel room

- ... you start headbanging every time you hear ABBA - S.O.S.
- ... you shout ALLLLEEEEEEEZZ in the cinema when the movie starts ...
(- ... and you want to fill your votesheet when the movie ends ...)
(- ... and later you wonder if it can be done in 64k or less ...)
(- ... and you go home and do it in 4k ...)
- ... you see a pile of Lego-s and admit how they also added operator stacking support.
- ... you feel the sudden urge to watch heaven seven on the pc's running screensavers in the hardware store.
- ... you make dinner and when it sucks you shrug and think "the final version will be better anyway".

-the only way you get any amount of sleep when you're young is when your parents come into the room and say, "kill all lights and sound"

"kill all audio and lights" ... *cough*

And that my friends is why you should go to bed before 2am. Good night.

Let's see...

- "fuckings to kewlers" -> I think I sent fuckings to someone else, I don't have much point in fucking the kewlies ;)
- "prod not shown" -> Oh yes... If you count also the not-played tunes I can count up to 7 years :D
- "invitation" -> umm... this too :D
- "farbrausch greet you" -> \o/
- a famous scener spilled beer/salmiaki on your keyboard/phone -> This has to be recursive, since I spilled salmiakki on MY OWN mobile at Buenzli :D No wait... Surfing/RJ spilled beer on my pc at T.I.G.98...

And Rainmaker's points are the most important two!