You know you're a programmer when...
category: residue [glöplog]
.. the last time you tasted pussy was your mum's
Quote:
when you always wondered why the first floor of your building is not actually floor zero.
you need to learn pascal ;P
You know you're a programmer when your job title is "Computer Programmer", "Software Engineer" or something similar.
.. your best friend is the pizza delivery guy.
Quote:
13) You start a "You know you're addicted to coding if...." thread on your favourite coding website.
.. put c++ as language on your CV
.. wonder what lookup table is used when your house is on fire
.. wonder what lookup table is used when your house is on fire
Quote:
when you always wondered why the first floor of your building is not actually floor zero.
It is in Denmark, actually. In the elevator in the building where I live, the ground floor is labeled 0, and the basement is -1. :-)
Oh, and speaking of elevators...
... you always wonder which algorithm the elevator uses to decide which floor to go to next.
... you always wonder which algorithm the elevator uses to decide which floor to go to next.
...you agree with xerox's statement else if (!xeroxTrue)
{
yourJob = "some other job";
}
eof
{
yourJob = "some other job";
}
eof
i see letter Ns as Xs, for some wierd reason
... you dream in code
... you watch whatever animation and think about how to re-code that. -.-
not really fun watching... but works always.
not really fun watching... but works always.
Quote:
when you always wondered why the first floor of your building is not actually floor zero.
It's actually the case in France, floor zero is called "rez-de-chaussé" (street level).
Also "rez-de-jardin" exists too (garden level).
... When you are reverse engineering the World
... When you are thinking it would be better to code an IA instead of playing a game
... When you are thinking it would be better to code an IA instead of playing a game
when your dick is hard on function calls...
Quote:
Also "rez-de-jardin" exists too (garden level).
That's where your pseudo comes from ? :)
@faraday: ha no, it's (classically) my family name shortened :)
You aren't a real coder until your comments start with semicolon.
...and this too: "... When you are reverse engineering the World..." ;)
...and this too: "... When you are reverse engineering the World..." ;)
Blueberry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elevator_algorithm :)
...you think that hard disks are pretty similar to elevators.
...it's foggy and you can't see anything, you think glDisable(GL_FOG);
..you don't wear your glasses and think: "woah, nice blur effect - and so smooth and so many FPS"