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Whoever didn't tell me about the demoscene deserves to be shot. Tarred and feathered, and then shot. I've only just found out about it today, and feel like I've been given my first TV, without knowing what TV was before hand and also being blind. I've spent the last 8 hours watching and watching and watching. Sorry work/eating/sleeping. Not today.

How can I get involved? How can I help? what can I do? Take me!! TAKE MEE!!!

Jesus! I thought I was in trouble for a minute there.

Well you're partly to blame for not telling me! It's like not being told that porn existed.

Demoscene - a more wholesome use for my HD monitor.

^^

Welcome. To the real world.

Now go make a demo about it!

That's nice. Can you code?

FIRST RULE:

(scene != pouet) && (pouet != scene)

try repeating that to yourself when things get ugly here. :)

but anyhow, welcome! can you code, compose music, or are you a talented "graphician"? :)

Just hide from the christian maffia (BoyC & Gargaj) and you shall be fine!

I have eleven toes.

...btw, how old are you? I know a group of guys who, if you're young, will let you into their group no matter what. ;)

Interesting Ferris, I don't know such a group existed before! Why didn't you tell me before? You deserve to be tarred, feathered and then shot. In fact add grounded (as in ground beef) to that!

We love you Undercult, welcome on board.

Ground beef? You are what you eat, I suppose. Grind away!!

i'm twelve years old and which is the demogroup you are talking about?

The one where pedobear is a prominent member. Although, I doubt you're twelve. :( You lack the necessary AMOUNTZ OF AWESUM TEH INTARWEBZ LEIK TALKZ LEIK THIZ U KNO?

Shame, ol' pedo's runnin' short on fresh meat.

Indeed.

Welcome on board :) Are you into graphics, code, or,.. ? And which county do you live in?

i am a woman and my wife is a man. we have two children.

so you compare demos with porns? a shame… im even shaming for you…

and unless you proofe you are an talented artist you can only help by trolling the pouet bbs and onleiner.

Well, this is where the real shame comes out, I was a graphic designer for 3 years working for a music company and an international exchange company but still never heard of the demoscene (although, it was all boring, webbased and postery G.D), and I'm a vaguely successful industrial musician.

Which means I'm incredibly obscure and only 5 people know I exist and I don't release anything ever. www.undercult.co.uk for some old stuff.

I live in England, in the north (I'm not telling you where you tempting peados) and am pretty good in Delphi/pascal, though nothing to shout about.

I've started using werkkzeug this morning, is it worth going at?

That was meant to say 'worth having a go at'. I've also done lots of music for art galleries and other productions, so I'm good at timing and making lots of broad artistic comments to try and impress women.

So you say you know some programming, some art, and some music. What's the problem? Just start making demos then =)

That was meant to say 'worth having a go at'. I've also done lots of music for art galleries and other productions, so I'm good at timing and making lots of broad artistic comments to try and impress women.

Not a bad start, though quite outdated I'd say. Then again if you're as passionate as Russians about it, then you, surely, can do wonders.

I mean, about .werkkzeug, obviously.

#ukscene on ircnet is where all the cool kids hang out

Now would be a good time to consider your plans for easter. Just saying. (12 UK peeps currently signed up, I'm sure there'll be more.)