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Women are a fraud

category: residue [glöplog]
i wonder how many people here got their understanding of women from porn films?
added on the 2010-07-12 15:57:19 by psonice psonice
"satisfied after about 2 or 3 hours of heavy sex" does include dinner, foreplay, afterplay and a little snooze inbetween.
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sex is overrated.


Dudes that never get laid think this ^^
added on the 2010-07-12 16:02:44 by okkie okkie
Having sex seems like a huge adventure for many people on pouet.
Jesus Christ, it's a demoscene site dude! People posting the most in this thread are still virgins. What do you expect?
added on the 2010-07-12 16:03:28 by okkie okkie
Maali: :D
added on the 2010-07-12 16:03:40 by hcdlt hcdlt
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Jesus Christ, it's a demoscene site dude! People posting the most in this thread are still virgins. What do you expect?

so every demoscener having sex is remarkably different to the majority of the sceners? that would be very awesome, but i somehow have a hard time believing that.
added on the 2010-07-12 16:06:15 by hcdlt hcdlt
I'm remarkably different.
what i was trying to say is that in my opinion, seeing that a lot of demosceners are 30 years and older, there are not a lot of them who never had sex. am i wrong?
added on the 2010-07-12 16:09:21 by hcdlt hcdlt
This thread would imply you're wrong :D But then again, I haven't really read any of the posts.
added on the 2010-07-12 16:10:23 by okkie okkie
two dragons sit in a pub. one says: 'gee it's warm in 'ere, innit?' the other says: 'shut your mouth then!'
There are two kind of people:
- those who make jokes about people who understand binaries...
- those who don't.
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Please, give her a reason not to be a fraud.
There are 7 kind of people.
added on the 2010-07-12 16:30:00 by Rob Rob
I think the most important point that hasn't yet surfaced here is that premarital sex is an offense to ninja commandments. So, don't do it.
added on the 2010-07-12 16:32:56 by jobe jobe
it, indeed, ain't no picnic :)
Congratulations hdcit. I wish we were all like you.
added on the 2010-07-12 16:45:00 by Optimus Optimus
It's not irony.
added on the 2010-07-12 16:45:09 by Optimus Optimus
Maybe yes.
added on the 2010-07-12 16:45:17 by Optimus Optimus
I'd like to hear vibrator's opinion.
added on the 2010-07-12 16:45:45 by Optimus Optimus
optimus: thanks. i wish you all were girls ;)
but please, don't take me serious after my gangsta post anymore....
added on the 2010-07-12 16:50:01 by hcdlt hcdlt
I'd like to reach a post-human state where i can shoot things like the giant warrior from nausicaa
Everybody knows there are 12 kinds of people!
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added on the 2010-07-12 16:57:44 by xernobyl xernobyl
My advice (yes, all her base are belong to me): stop typing on Pouet, stop focusing on sex as the goal, work on your conversational skills, make her laugh, be honest and above all.. relax.

and, if it all works out: go make a demo about it.
added on the 2010-07-12 16:58:26 by trc_wm trc_wm
I wonder why nobody posted a "sex for dummy" shoopage yet.

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