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Is the Scene a sect? Survey to write a book

category: general [glöplog]
It's a thread dissing people on Pouet started by a user who registered just to post it. What the fuck do you think it is?
added on the 2010-04-13 19:41:44 by gloom gloom
I heard you like...
added on the 2010-04-13 19:43:04 by zefyros zefyros
you really should only be able to start a new threat if your account is older than 2 weeks.
added on the 2010-04-13 20:01:35 by v3nom v3nom
DISCUSS!
added on the 2010-04-13 20:02:02 by v3nom v3nom
Also thread names containing the word "discuss", or the initial post containing that word, should be automatically deleted.
added on the 2010-04-13 20:09:55 by uncle-x uncle-x
Gloom: it's probably 2 letters. EP.
added on the 2010-04-13 20:13:05 by keops keops
We pay to enter our meeting.
We actually don't talk to non sceners and only believe in the scene.
We hate jazz players and send demoshock to japanese brains.

Yeah, thats a sect. No doubt about it.
#1 - The first rule of the Scene is, you do not talk about Fight Club.

#2 - The second rule of the Scene is, you DO NOT talk about the Scene.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the Demo is over.

#4 - Two Demos to a compo.

#5 - One compo at a time.

#6 - No pants, no shoes.

#7 - Demos will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at the Scene, you have to make a Demo about it.
added on the 2010-04-13 20:40:58 by emu emu
Before one writes about it one must live it.
added on the 2010-04-13 20:50:05 by xernobyl xernobyl
We even have guests from other sects live at Breakpoint !

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added on the 2010-04-13 21:07:48 by oxb oxb
And the best part is, you all worship a guy who dress up like a girl!
added on the 2010-04-13 21:09:55 by leijaa leijaa
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Praise the holy Rendercube!
added on the 2010-04-13 21:12:17 by h4xor h4xor
I dreamed I was a cube flying through a tunnel... what a divine vision...
added on the 2010-04-13 21:13:19 by emu emu
no the first rule of the scene is PANTS OFF!!!
added on the 2010-04-13 21:16:54 by farfar farfar
#1 - The first rule of the Scene is, you can only watch Demos with your pants off.

#2 - The second rule of the Scene is, you can only watch Demos with your pants off.

#3 - If someone says SCHEISSE, AMIGA or taps out, the Demo is over.

#4 - Unlimited Demos to a compo.

#5 - One compo at a time.

#6 - No pants, much booze.

#7 - Demos will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at the Scene, you have to make a Demo about it.
added on the 2010-04-13 21:41:51 by emu emu
Quote:
you really should only be able to start a new threat if your account is older than 2 weeks.
I have suggested this earlier, but no go. I mean, I understand that the codebase for Pouet is probably a huge mess, but I'd like to see a feature like that, yeah.
added on the 2010-04-13 22:24:39 by gloom gloom
you really should only be able to start a new thread if your bank account is >2 millions Euros and if you give all your savings to our church of Demoscenology.
added on the 2010-04-13 23:07:02 by oxb oxb
the scene is an insect, actually.
The Scene, they're back!
added on the 2010-04-13 23:31:15 by trc_wm trc_wm
oxb: Yeah, I agree that's a fair analogy to what I was saying.
added on the 2010-04-14 07:12:06 by gloom gloom
this sort of reminds me of the days with a "new user password" and "existing users must approve new users (i.e. 5 yes-votes on a user allowed him access)" from the bbs days :)
As a low level member of the sect, i still wonder who's the guru...
added on the 2010-04-14 09:25:26 by baah baah
well.. truck has both long and grey hair, I think he could look the part if he wore a robe.
or we could dye kb's hair grey.
added on the 2010-04-14 09:56:01 by farfar farfar

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