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I was killed in a car accident yesterday after attending

Bush Party 1994

. Sincerely,

Stoffel de Schildpad

P.S.

I forgot to mention

that Harry Lepelaar just farted, and it smells like roses in spring.

Dear Sir Paul Obvious,

I hereby promote you to the rank of Captain.

For your numerous efforts in order to achieve

obviousness,

and for raising awareness about the importance of

rasterbars in

gayporn-thrillers from the fifties.

Which incidentally I hate like

I love marshmallows, which means

I am confused which happens very often when I'm

farting.

I also hate flying insects. JSYK

, BZZZZ and all that kinda noises

they make when it's dark.

Sincerely,

Ollie B. Bommel

Dear Demoscene,

Sincerely,

Nils Holgersson

Dear Penny Brokendick,

Sincerely,

Broken Pennydick

Dear Major General Cuthbert Dangly Dong III, Jr. BSc,