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a female soccer team.

They smelled really good, like

the internals of old computer hardware that

smell like warm

cup of STFU.

The team came from

a nearby pub just in time to see

SoLo do things to a

poor midget they dragged with 'em from the pub

They used a vibrator to

dig out that real phat oldschool track, but then they realized that

the vibrator wasn't up to the job. So they took a fire extinguisher and

realized that it wasn't up to the job, neither. which lead them to the decision to

play a roy^sac cracktro to break his will.

Seconds into the intro, the midget scratched his own eyes out.

Which SoLo then sucked on furiously.

Shocked at this display,

Roy^SAC decided to change his name to Roy^SUCKS, and asked SoLo

the ladies then happily

somebody screamed in fear:

SoLo IS MY DADDY!

It was Zanger Bob, who

then raped the midgets eyesockets.

To see Zanger Bob's skullfucking action, buy the DVD called

"Your fingers so gentle on my