Describe Movies Backwards
category: general [glöplog]
Back to the Future someone?
do it yourself. What are we, your "summarise a reverse back to the future plot" bitches?
"Next Life" - Woody Allen
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In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.
If you describe Irreversible backwards, the world implodes.
If you read this thread backwards, we didn't already do Back To The Future two pages ago.
If you read this thread backwards it becomes more an more original, but by the time you get to the first post, it's still not very original at all.
My axe hacks before I hold it up in the air.
if you watch forrest gump backwards you know where michael jackson got the moonwalk from..
If you watch 2001 backwards ... well, it's basically the same
Isn't it about a stoned guy (who lives in a house with really horrible decor) building a singing computer out of matchboxes which then rescues some guy who was floating in space, and then they all go home while some other guys bury a big black thing on the moon to really freak out a monkey who digs it up 1000000 years later?
'columbo backwards' is a show about a detective who annoys the crap out of a person until he/she commits murder.
'dexter backwards' is a show about a police officer with a "strict moral code" who revives dead serial killers and then observes them (cleverly disguised) to insure himself that they really going to kill people.
...how about "Pulp Fiction"?
no
"macgyver backwards" is about a dude who disassembles an atomic bomb into a bunch of kitchen appliances
"baywatch backwards" is about a bunch of people in red swimming attire who drag helpless individuals into the ocean
if you watch "house of the dead" backwards, it's about people shooting the crap out of zombies on an island and then going to a rave.
"Hulk backwards" is about a big green giant who gets hit by gamma rays and turns into a mild-mannered guy without anger issues.
"The curious case of Bejamin Button" backwards:
The guy gets born; then he dies.
The guy gets born; then he dies.
'x-files backwards' is a show about two special agents whose job it is to cover the tracks of factual supernatural incidents and turn them into unresolved mystery cases that only conspiracy theory zealots find appealing...
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Isn't it about a stoned guy (who lives in a house with really horrible decor) building a singing computer out of matchboxes which then rescues some guy who was floating in space, and then they all go home while some other guys bury a big black thing on the moon to really freak out a monkey who digs it up 1000000 years later?
The best part is the space station that travels back in time, morphing into a bone, falling into the hands of an ape, that beats another ape to death with it.
(actually, the morphing/cross-fading never really happens on screen, it's a rather unsophisticated cut really)
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...falling into the hands of an ape, that beats another ape to death with it.
wrong.. it is a magic healing stick, wich reassables bones by touching them
'a team' backwards is a show about a team who repairs ugly looking cars into their original state. (sounds like overhaulin')
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'a team' backwards is a show about a team who repairs ugly looking cars into their original state. (sounds like overhaulin')
This matches more Pimp my ride
There's a Seinfeld episode that's on reverse and it's pure awesomeness.
