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The best video game ever made!

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NO ITS NOT YOU DETERMINIST BASTARD!


you know what, tell that to the people who happened to get logged onto the Africa and Middle east server, Im sure they have a quite different view on that. in fact, 5,5 of the 6 billion users of all the servers properbly have another view than you, and for a reason! These servers needs patching badly!
added on the 2009-05-31 09:30:28 by NoahR NoahR
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Yeah, there's supposed to be some controller sequence to enable that feature. It's something like: dance - chat - buy drink - dance - dance - buy drink - phone - dinner - buy expensive present - chat - movie - buy expensive present - buy drink - chat - invite home.

I can never get it to work though.


ah thats because you have the sequence wrong. it is listen to boring shite you dont care about, listen to more boring shite that you do not care about, pretend to care, care, care, invite out, listen to boring shite you do not care about, care, care, listen to more boring shite you do not care about, eat, listen to shite, eat desert, listen to shite, movie, thats the first part of this she boss battle, and you recieve "the blesseed silence +1" which is an effect thats lasts for an hour and a half. At movie end...listen to more boring shite you do not care about...at this point, if you have used "listen closely without revealing that you do not give a shit!" correctly, now you can start using the manipulate spell as the boss will have her guards down from all the "listening to shite you dont care about". ATTACK and go for the kill!
added on the 2009-05-31 09:38:37 by NoahR NoahR
I find it funny, that people still quote the 6 billion figure, although we'll cross 7 billion in ~2 years already.

Also, eebliss is one bitter mofo. ;)
added on the 2009-05-31 09:46:38 by tomaes tomaes
Oh come on, it surely can not be the best game ever.
added on the 2009-05-31 09:53:00 by Calexico Calexico
This game has stupid online conversation with annoying NPCs :)
added on the 2009-05-31 10:48:09 by Optimus Optimus
Tomaes, perhaps becuse 6 makes as much sense as 7 when you understand that the majority of the world do not keep track of who is actually living on their land. So this population "science" is like a lot of other respected sciences, mere guesswork. Educated guesswork sure, but guesswork none the less. Not bitter, hateful :)
added on the 2009-05-31 11:14:10 by NoahR NoahR
Also, there's this stupid "nationality" thing which makes switching servers totally complicated or even impossible. Guess they want to keep you from finding out how buggy this thing really is.
added on the 2009-05-31 11:34:06 by jua jua
There are lots of random events in this game. The random events, while blending in fluidly to the gameplay, tend to waste quite a bit of time while doing a quest.

However, the massive world events in the game are really, really cool, but usually never effect your character. The 'swine flu' event was a big let-down, it had potential, but just caused mass hystaria with the game's players instead. It seems some of the longer events seem to effect gameplay though. The current 'economy crisis' event on the US servers is really putting a block on my leveling. I need cash to level up and complete the 'college' tutorial, till then I've been grinding the low-wage job quest till things shape up.
added on the 2009-05-31 11:56:15 by micksam7 micksam7
yeah that really turned the whole thing into a monotone grindfest. also, there's this continuous rumour that the developers will shut the game down in a few years (they keep saying different dates all the time so i dont know)
added on the 2009-05-31 14:20:58 by Gargaj Gargaj
yeah, it's said that the whole leveling-up for cash system will be changed, so that cash play no role anymore.. but perhaps just in my dreams.
added on the 2009-05-31 14:32:03 by v3nom v3nom
Yeah, that your dream.. Actually the developers want to take out every fun element of the "game" and only get the monthly fees.
gargaj...depends on whom you ask. Some players insist that it is as close as 2012. where others insists that, while the player rules may change according to the most powerful clans wishes, the game itself properbly have a life span of atleast a couple more hundred million years.

I think my main reservations are that the engine is absolutely mindblowing, but the content providers are often sluggish and just let the most powerful clans make all the decisions, regardless of what was agreed upon in the public forums. These decisions usually boils down to, more to us, fuck you and grind more!
added on the 2009-05-31 16:29:56 by NoahR NoahR
"If you want to know what God thinks about money, just take a look at whom he gives it to" -Someone cool I imagine.
added on the 2009-05-31 16:31:10 by NoahR NoahR
The multiplayer sucks.

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added on the 2009-05-31 21:59:08 by xernobyl xernobyl
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The AI has some serious bugs from time to time...
added on the 2009-05-31 22:19:53 by xernobyl xernobyl
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To be perfectly honest it wouldn't really bother me, unless we'd been french kissing, in which case I'd have bigger psychological scars to worry about.
added on the 2009-05-31 22:59:31 by gasman gasman
Thought it was an ok game until I flipped through the cd-booklet and found this:
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Now I just feen kinda alienated
added on the 2009-06-01 07:05:50 by sigflup sigflup
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Also, there's this stupid "nationality" thing which makes switching servers totally complicated or even impossible. Guess they want to keep you from finding out how buggy this thing really is.


I can confirm that, its a stupid feature, this should be an mmo dived into several different servers!
added on the 2009-06-01 07:25:37 by Deus Deus
I changed my server some two years ago. Suddenly my quality of living increased but in return, I started to pay more tax than the natives of the server while being treated like shit by the clan who call themselves "the police". Later I found out that I don't have, even nearly, the same rights as a degenerate wasted sick fuck who drinks 7/24 using my tax money and sleeps on the streets. I sometimes think of logging out... But I heard that the idea is to stay logged in and show the middle finger.
added on the 2009-06-01 09:27:40 by decipher decipher
The physics engine is really broken as well. For example, the built-in compass doesn't point to the north, but rather kinda to the north west.

Also, I heard that if you move fast, not only does the screen get a blue tint, your in game time also slows down. Maybe the graphics engine can't keep up and the system misses some time counter updates that way.

There also seems to be a built-in maximum speed that you are unable to exceed, although some claim this as a feature, as it makes an alternative navigation aid for the broken compass (called GSP or something) possible.
added on the 2009-06-01 20:35:13 by Joghurt Joghurt
Joghurt: Developers are working on new features! A new physics engine called "quantum" is going the replace the current crap and it has an amazing feature called "tachyons" which are new items and entities supposed to be traveling faster than the previous limit!

That's maybe the only good part about this game, everything seems to evolve and get replaced with better versions as the time goes on. I heard that developers call this process "science". I am definitely looking forward to it!
added on the 2009-06-01 21:34:24 by decipher decipher
I must say that the engine is stunning, really. but the gameplay !? i mean fuck it sucks bad. however there are tons of cool mods that were made for it. Like some clans get super cool rewards just for playing the basketball or formula one mods, that's nice. Only thing is it's not available if you don't have the right stats, and since the stats are pretty much random, well it suks.

But the water effect! and the particles! and the fire! They really spent lots of time on unseless features. The ants AI ! so well done compared to the humans NPC AI !
added on the 2009-06-01 22:54:49 by BarZoule BarZoule
Some player clans totally suck though.
Take for example the clan which calls itself the USA.
When some guys from the middle-east-server did some griefing on the north-america server the USA decided to gank the whole fucking middle-east server. Talk about not being able to take a joke.
added on the 2009-06-02 12:07:29 by Sinar Sinar
we really should watch our planes better. but, then again. it's not the usa it's the us government that has control over here. but that will teach them i guess. but really what were they doing on our server in the first place? but hacking our planes is a serious problem that apparently can't be tollerated by the leaders of the clan. i am an american. but, i wouldn't say it isn't justified. i happen to think that it is stupid that adults act in this way and tell their kids the complete opposite so they grow up all confused and fucked up.
added on the 2009-06-03 08:30:46 by hexen hexen
also the middle east server has a problem with using children as weapons so maybe they deserve to have their server ganked.
added on the 2009-06-03 09:02:00 by hexen hexen

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