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as your braincells -going by this theory- are apparently not part of life, what are they then? Just curious.



that seriously made my day. Cheers....

and genetically modified food, crop, people, animals are? a cheat obviously....Unfortunally it seems that the programmer forsaw such shenanigans, so every time we change the smalles little thing, it comes back to bite us in the ass for decades after. Perhaps you are right, there are not cheats, but it does not prevent people from trying.

The sex scenes are decent, though.

i generally dislike the micropayment system to be honest

duke nukem forever!

the render to texture monitors are really cool .. if there's pouet support :P

I found a walkthrough.

That's more of a speedrun.

Do NOT buy this game! It is totally shit and its impossible to reach the developers for a refund.

The back of the box said stuff like make friends, find love become rich and famous. This is all a lie! Sure such features exist but the game is made in such a way that even if you do everything perfectly, its random path generator could make it completely impossible to get to these stages!

It has some serious balancing issues and alot of the puzzles just dont make any sense.
The single player mode really sucks.

For example, I have this high level character that I spent way more time leveling using my own methods, but I get defeated by low level characters all the time just because they signed up with a clan.

The game is however very addictive and you will just keep playing it instinctively, kind of like counter strike. Even though its shit, you cant stop because you dont want the other losers to end up with a higher score.

I guess if you can find a group to party with this game could be fun, but I really think that kind of thing should be a built in option in the game. Other players often just refuse to cooperate and that will really spoil the whole experience.

Ok I must also admit that technically it is qutie brilliant. It actually has the most incredibel engine I've ever seen, but like alot of games it seems like the developers spent all their time focusing on the graphics and particle systems and copletely ignored the actual game play.

my character doesn't level up with experience :(

I like the minigames!

The final boss has infinite hp. ;(

I thought the 9 month loading time was a bit excessive. :(

The final boss has infinite hp? Wicked, I'll bring bacon sandwiches!

"LIFE" appeared two million years ago? Now that's interesting news...

What keops said..

Life appears behind my fridge at the blink of an eye.. and quite frequently too.

Being bothered by religious people to join their servers can get annoying

"initial stats are randomly generated and can't be changed,"

NO ITS NOT YOU DETERMINIST BASTARD!

Is there a nude patch?

The tutorial (called "education") is very long and is mostly boring!

You can skip the tutorial, but you'll gain negative karma and may not be able to do some of the most-rewarding quests later on (unless you pass some high-level speech checks).

Its a propitiatory system!

But Darwin got started on the backwards engineering.

proprietary*

From at least three different people I used to know, I learnt that if the game crashes there's no way of restarting, even if you did everything perfectly right.

We have been demanding developers to fix everything but it has been an alleged 1500 years since the last patch! I want my money back!