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Random Demoscene Fun Fact

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*Hugs Kusma*
added on the 2009-01-11 12:18:00 by Hyde Hyde
The pizza topping cheese at demoparties is made from the combined behind-the-ear secretions of monkeys.

Currywurst was outlawed by the Chemical Weapons Convention of 1993.

10% of party hall booze bans are observed by 5% of the sceners present, for 2% of the time!
added on the 2009-01-11 12:48:42 by CiH CiH
people buy and wear dildo fatwa merchandise in nottingham
added on the 2009-01-11 13:18:53 by skrebbel skrebbel
- Breakpoint is the biggest pure demoscene event. This is indicated by having three threads about Breakpoint 2009 on the so oldksool pouet BBS.
- lf0DD is actually xhale^haujobb. MC vocODD has been performed by both Sixpack and Virgill.
- most demosceners are unable to differentiate drum & bass from other music using breakbeats.
added on the 2009-01-11 16:15:47 by lug00ber lug00ber
- Buggle/Trepaan was Tim/Spaceballs and Marvin/Trepaan was pretty much every coder in Logic Design, but mostly Jace.
added on the 2009-01-11 16:26:24 by okkie okkie
- the above is a lie, marvin was actually from sweden, not zevenaar. srsly!
added on the 2009-01-11 19:54:10 by havoc havoc
- sceners love commenting on other sceners' prods. srsly!
-I am a hologram
added on the 2009-01-11 20:12:25 by leijaa leijaa
- I am American and I like Doctor Who.
- In the state of Dubai, to avoid offence to the Muslim population the HAM graphics mode on the Amiga is known as FALAFEL.
added on the 2009-01-12 01:34:44 by gasman gasman
-A scener cannot feel sexual pleasure without posting in a "random" thread. The ability to feel pleasure has a half life of 3.8433 hours. Within 30 hours probability of sensory detection falls below 50%.
added on the 2009-01-12 03:19:53 by alumunum alumunum
- The party place for Breakpoint is ususally used as a movie set for a mass orgy porn the days before the party.

- Big screen TVs running demoscene stuff have a higher selling rate than TVs running "Big Brother".

- There has never been a demo using mostly sound effects instead of music.

- Wanking is more healthy than coding.

- Coding is more healthy than drinking.

- Wanking plus drinking is more fun than coding.
added on the 2009-01-13 00:08:54 by Salinga Salinga
- Random demoscene fun facts are more fun and more factual when they are not being added as padding by the thread-starter
added on the 2009-01-13 00:11:47 by gloom gloom
- displacement of random demoscene fun facts, makes them laugh.
added on the 2009-01-13 00:14:59 by gentleman gentleman
- processor time is not the time for changing a cpu´s anymore..
added on the 2009-01-13 00:20:41 by gentleman gentleman
- gloom lists his greatests skills as 'whining, negativity and slam dancing'
- Gloom felt deep pleasure when I slapped my half erect penis several times into his face (okay, not a demoscene fun fact, but a fun fact nonetheless).
added on the 2009-01-13 00:58:53 by Salinga Salinga
- Guenther Kraemer did not actually steal the copy routines

- AMOS Basic had a createVoxelSpace procedure
added on the 2009-01-13 01:35:00 by noname noname
- Breakpoint is the party with more girls.
added on the 2009-01-13 03:34:02 by xernobyl xernobyl
*MOST MOST MOST MOST
added on the 2009-01-13 03:34:17 by xernobyl xernobyl
- real and actual demo scene facts would make this crap thread more fun
added on the 2009-01-13 04:26:42 by button button
- some sceners dislike the made up facts posted in this thread
added on the 2009-01-13 10:15:59 by El Topo El Topo
Quote:
- Gloom felt deep pleasure when I slapped my half erect penis several times into his face (okay, not a demoscene fun fact, but a fun fact nonetheless).
- some people still think that pouet is a haven of creativity and good taste
added on the 2009-01-13 10:58:42 by src src

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