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[x] You have code at least one intro with an spermatozoa effect.
[ ] You never code intros cause you never consider it a good sexual experience.
added on the 2008-11-08 20:32:39 by ham ham
ham... is... verve...?
added on the 2008-11-10 09:40:36 by forestcre forestcre
adok: use http://www.luxand.com/babymaker to select the mother of your child according to the best symbiosis of both your genes!
added on the 2008-11-13 00:20:54 by Zest Zest
YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE NEXT
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added on the 2008-11-13 01:19:10 by Zest Zest
EPIC FAIL, isn't it ?

so i've tried another match :

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GREAT SUCCESS, isn't it ?

genes can be so surprising!

adok your perfect match is named Ilsa :)
added on the 2008-11-13 01:39:41 by Zest Zest
btw here is a precious warning from sciences :

DO NOT mate an hermaphrodite clone of yours!
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added on the 2008-11-13 02:12:43 by Zest Zest
Zest: You are a real artist.
added on the 2008-11-14 19:03:48 by Adok Adok
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added on the 2008-11-14 19:14:40 by keops keops
Keops: What is Obama in comparison to that picture? :)
added on the 2008-11-14 19:21:00 by Adok Adok
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added on the 2008-11-14 19:21:50 by EviL EviL
my son
my daughter
my daughter
my daughter
my daughter
my son
my daugther
my son
my son
at this time of my seeing, i've asked to be prompt !
achtung baby...guuuuyyyyyysssss....
protocol of connection to QPC.
read your dream at awake.
try to understand who make you dream.
repeat until tick appears on a wall of your room.
(it's little telekinesis, you won't be alienate)

meet my children.
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added on the 2008-11-14 20:40:30 by doomdoom doomdoom
it's different, you know...
we have girlfriends, as I said TIME IS A DEFINING OF MATTEER.
http://www.seductionlabs.org/2008/10/16/intelligence-increases-the-odds-of-getting-sex/

so adok i guess mensa mettings are like non-stop orgies ? :)
added on the 2008-11-16 16:11:25 by Zest Zest
hey people. what's wrong with you all?
stop hating!
you sound like the guy who bullied the strange kid in primary school..
it's pretty sad.
added on the 2008-11-16 16:52:03 by chavez chavez
yeah... :-/
added on the 2008-11-16 17:18:37 by qwesza qwesza
I've forgotten my daugther miss impossible and my other son.
sorry for the inconvenience.
no problem pal, we'll deal with it together.
added on the 2008-11-20 18:51:55 by skrebbel skrebbel
a strange affair you know to get my sperm into a bank. I've finally decided to fix a biological implant on the right place during the travel of my girlfriend to her home. you know, trust is something like being happy. we never know why.
it's the reason I make another project. a bigger one, with magical power to my progeny. I know in the state of my project to conquer the entire planet, that I can give myself some funny time waiting to the result of creating such gods.
for example, normal ejaculation have a relaxation time in procreation, althought that allow my child to create his own butterflies (you can see him on liberation.fr) with my QPC (quantic pheromon computer), he is mortal.
I have some more interests to discuss more.
Here we are, I have my spermatozoids without relaxation time to create real gods, that can live millenary. As I said, trust me instead of sociologist.
For comparaison, you have the brain creator of replicant in Blade runner, I can create the whole...well known person.
Meanwhile life is getting longuer, your dick is getting shorter.
Life esperance, is given to the force of ejaculation passing throught penis length, just so you know.
Humans are humans, I'm creating BEINGS.
for more details, mental procreation is dependant only by this relaxation time.

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