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I've been wondering why [some innocuous everyday event, phrased strangely]. So I would like to ask the [some subgroup] in this forum why they decided to [insert non-canon thesaurus equivalent of what you wanted to say]. Or was it just [some failure of cognitive function, picked from ancient pop psychology if possible, otherwise from the letters page of Mensa's monthly publication 'I love myself enough already, who cares what you think'], which would be understandable?

[wat?]

[exclamation], please, [profanity-laden demand to leave the perimeter of the community]!!

look you can apply my formula, harvested from genuine Adok posts(tm) to write your own Adok posts, and possibly gather anecdotal evidence for your articles:

"I've been wondering why people eat food. So I would like to ask the organic beings in this forum why they decided to masticate. Or was it just an overwhelming desire not to die, which would be understandable?"

but what did you think about my [some article-title about diskmags that appears in the latest issue of a rather controversial diskmag]?

failure to retrieve parameters in auto debating script?

i KNEW you were a bot!

[exclamation of dismay]! the [current state of affairs] is [made clear]!

[semi-random image]

[series of posts counting u to 25 to get rid of aforementioned random image]

[reposting image on new page]

@forestcre: Give me the name of your dealer, I must try what you are having!

But he [select: wrote | delivered to a stadium filled with fanatics] a [select: BASIC tutorial | furious rightwing speech] at the age of [select: 12 | 12]!!!

I was wondering how [random scener who claims to be a Mensa member] come always with so very stupid [random behaviour related to trolling].

[random Wikipedia image about neurons]

Leave Adok alone! He's a human!

this thread is [random image of Mensa Select national competition winner][period]

Please [demand to drink a specific beverage known as an internet acronym, contained in a cup], [series of letters describing agreement, thanks and salutations].
And [mentionning the existence of a specific, picturesque local store].

Adok [is] a [twat].

oink

Someone get magic in here, he's gonna have stern words with the lot of you!

[meta post to fill with whatever you want]

I think next Hugi (ho lol) is coming with a random "Adok Article Generator".

I wonder why there isn't a "RANDOM RANDOM THREAD" on pouet bbs already :)

anyways... back to coding :)

knl: At TUM 2005, they were spreading a "Random Crest Party Report Generator".

get out, fag!

[admittedly very insensitive joke about consequences of random [scener] [text] generators]