A letter!
category: residue [glöplog]
most rodents,
daphne said
have a tendency to
EXPLODE!
Anyway, there i was, in the middle of
Anyway, there i was, in the middle of
nowhere, watching a beer, having a bud, when
suddenly
someone brought back the only
Model T Ford to have gone into space.
Excited as I was, I accidentally
the whole bottle
is this bad?
So then, i was all like "no way", and he was like "way", and i was like "dude", and he was like "i know", and i was like "oh my god", and so i punched him in the cunt.
I'm sorry for not being comprehensible. I'm drunk and stoned.
But i guess you can understand me, because
birds.
BIRRRRDSSSSSS!
So anyway, i shoved my freddie mac right up her fannie may. She loved it, the dirty whore.
You see, Daphne,
there are only two things in life that make me rage,
one is improper usage of bbcode and unicode,
the other one is donkeys that try to resist my penis going up their ass, so i have to rape them.
I usually wouldnt have told you this, but
i want to be a jazz musician, and
Or do you think this thread is less stupid?
Yoda Speak use i must.