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My name is, in fact, Dr. Strangefriendship and I come from a country you never heard of. My goal is

to sodomize

donkeys and chickens. I like chickens. Or roosters.

Specially when they come in watermelon flavor.

So, dear Demoscene, the reason for which I write this letter is

that I recently have become involved in

alien abduction via one of your anal prono releases. I was very,

and by "very" I mean "totally not",

although, to some extent you might say

that i mean "very", although you might be wrong,

confused

but now i'm not, and by not, i might not mean not.

'Very' is actually one of the alien's names. He was a pretty dapper fellow and we used to play

Therefore I have decided to write you this letter, and by doing so I hope to make clear that

However I just swear to god

I wrote a complete sentence some moments ago, but I appear to be senile.

There is something in my MILK! NURSE!

A little history about this letter, I originally composed it on my laptop using

my nose to type, as my hands were all

tied up by

jazzmusicians who

enjoy anally fisting small rodents while

giving them lectures about some sentibility because

*sensibility

(sorry i made that typo because i was fisting myself)