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I woke up today after having seen a very funny dream. It was at the future. I don't know the date but it must be over 2008. I had bought a demoscene magazine, a commercial demoscene magazine and a big part of that issue was devoted to me!!! It was supposed that I quited the scene or died that year and they made a big dedication to the greatest scene celebrity of our times. Lol! =)

I don't remember many things from the dream, because it's all fuzzy and blury and finishes as always before the best part! What I remember was that I had reached 12675 glops before I left. I immidiatelly had used the new world's internet cafe's which were tables with oldschool PCs upon the road, open to the public, free, anyone could steal it but nobody did because they were ancient, and I used on of them to browse pouet. The biggest guy had around 16278 glops but isn't anyone I know in reality. Pouet top gloppers engines had a bug, so the second guy had 56 glops, the third 167, the fourth 26 and the fifth 756 (Just an example). It was wrong (except if everyone stopped collecting glops and nobody cared about the engine too ;P

I also remembered something about a reality show having to do with cutting others lips or something I didn't understand (dreams are always fucking strange)

I was I would have the powers of a dreamstealer, so that I could get that magazine in the real reality and read it at my own pace :)

omg.

I don't want to flame but slowly this gets seriously silly. I mean, it's ok if you share your whole life with us and all that crap, but do you really have to open another thread on a scene related site for everything you want to say, regardless if it's completely off-topic for this place?

Optimus, there are things like www.livejournal.com and others for people like you (i might even dig up an entry code for you). Or maybe open up a thread called "Optimus' diary" and only post there. Or something.

But... PLEASE. Really.

You didn't read it, it's not about my life, it's a funny dream I had! But why are you caring about my threads? Are they the only lame ones posted here in pouet? There are millions of more silly threads opened here. It's not serious and everyone here posts jokes and everyone likes to laugh about them.

Sorry..

Well. Your dream was not so strange: apparently, the top-ten prods counter is bugged, too. (or why didn't it change one single time these past monthes?). And well, who knows, demomaking might become a way of being rich in the futre (around 2008). And since you're already famous in the scene (at least on pouet!) you will probably become a star in the future years and have thousands of girls screaming your name and downloading pictures of you. Uh, or maybe not ;-)

Oh, I have been famous once, too: while playing Morrowind, I became a God and had my own cult devoted to me. I liked that a lot. Now I wish Morrowind was the real life!

livejournal is indeed a place that you would like.

I am wondering, how are you going to type your usuall bullshit after I've broken all your fingers next time I come back to greece, you prince of fairies...

As long as you continue complaining, I will continue writting. You know that..

i just noticed that optimus would be a kick-ass scrollwriter. anyone who's out of ideas want to hire him?

Sometimes i am just wondering how can somebody masturbate in such large amounts? Well Optimus is the answer i think. It is clear now that the man has to FUCK. I suggest a blowjob for a start, and then a Cunnilingus maybe. Check this http://www.sexuality.org/l/incoming/acunn.html
Do not masturbate any more, nothing comes out anyway!

I am wondering, how are you going to type your usuall bullshit after I've broken all your fingers next time I come back to greece, you prince of fairies...

I would like to see the level that my attitude will reach and if it will get me any better. I know I am sometimes getting not good, but somehow I started hating (no matter if it's a strong or not word) all these people who complains about me. I have to admit that my attitude sucks but I really don't know if I have the mood to get it better right now. Perhaps I should quit for a while from the demoscene, there are some preety bad connections my personality has with it. But will I ever? And when?

How about now?

How about doing us a favor Optimus and shoot yourself ?

Yeah. Just fuck off and leave us alone...

ok, chill people, optimus can be a bit annoying, but still he's more fun that annoying IMAO, but still there is really no need to ask him to kill himself

i prefer "hardware acceleration killed the demoscene" to "the demoscene killed Optimus" :(

big up optimus. we always have a laugh this way, and it's great to see someone who is REALLY dedicated to the scene.

keep writing about your life optimus!

I agree. More useless threads please...

And I don't remember optimus making hardware accellerated demos, so he should be taken off the hit list.

Dalezy: who in the BLUE BLAZES would admit to making scrollers nowadays? (beside the C64 and Cracktro scene, that is) :(

shifter, i was exactly thinking about the c64 scene. =p

Don't look at me, the effects take RAM so he'd never have the space...!

optimus :
don't you have a blog ? your stories are always funny, and i like to read them, but they seem to annoy very much people ...

If Optimus had a blog he'd also be able to archive all his rantings, so we (and he)'d be able to reread them in 2008!

Can blogs reach that kind of size? 2008 is 5 years away, and 5 years of optimus blog must amount to a serious chunk of disk space...