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What rule is that? "If you dont have anything to say, post a random image instead" ? :P
added on the 2007-11-05 19:06:03 by Exin Exin
1. We all must agree with StingRay, or else he will thumbdown all your products.

2. The whole scene is about and only about StingRay and nothing else.

3. Before StingRay, there was no scene. In fact, he invited it. REMEMBER THAT!

4. We love StingRay because invited Google and Wikipedia.

5. StingRays core mission is to spread out his gayness all over the world.

6. Demo parties are not allowed to be called Demo Parties, but Gay Parties.

7. If StingRay doesnt join a gay party then it isnt a gay party.

8. Every year StingRay chooses a geek who can satisfy his lusts, in fact the one who licks his ass and marbles can rank up as the number one.

9. StingRay doesnt allow hetero porn at all! In fact, they will rape all your pets!

10. We all must wear anything pink, because this makes StingRay feel comfortable.

Break this rule and StingRay will break your heart!
added on the 2007-11-05 19:09:57 by parse43 parse43
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added on the 2007-11-05 19:10:23 by s0r s0r
rule 1^-0: Pouet is a homosexual expireicnce, and you are all attached to it.
though a lot of people act as bitchy as real fags here, few people actually are...
added on the 2007-11-05 21:23:09 by raer raer
3: ?
4: profit!
added on the 2007-11-05 21:27:21 by bdk bdk
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hoedje van papier
added on the 2007-11-05 21:36:57 by maali maali
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Maali word verkracht
added on the 2007-11-05 21:42:18 by parse43 parse43
#. What laptops?
added on the 2007-11-05 22:34:48 by linde linde
1. venerate me as a god
2. present yourself as a mannan that want to do sacrifice for me
3. deny all your life in my honnor
4. forget that you are alone, ALONE, thinking we have a SCENE
5. make demos that do not rely mine as oldschool

Thank you all.
added on the 2007-11-06 01:01:34 by L.C.F. L.C.F.
Wholesale of valves forbidden.
added on the 2007-11-06 15:11:08 by Sverker Sverker
7. If thou art an extreme troll, thou shalt be made to suffrorz t3h ban
added on the 2007-11-11 03:10:37 by El Topo El Topo
8. Every post by an official troll must be followed by an angry one sentence post by Preacher.
9. Shifters opinions can only be expressed using words and phrases noone else on pouet has ever used or ever will use. See also Adrian Moles 'learn one new word everyday'-rule.
added on the 2007-11-11 11:22:21 by hollowman hollowman
HAHAHAHA the point about shifter is pretty true
added on the 2007-11-11 15:08:26 by dipswitch dipswitch
There are new laws! The old laws were banned!

REVOLUTION!!!
added on the 2007-11-11 15:19:13 by xernobyl xernobyl
10. Everything will you ever post on pouet, will be used against you.
11. Grammar is teh lolz.
12. There are no shitty demos. Believe me.
13. No one quits the scene, as no one enters it.
14. Srsly!
added on the 2007-11-12 17:40:35 by wrthlss wrthlss
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added on the 2007-11-12 19:43:21 by red red
♪♫♪♫ |o/ ♥ \o| ♪♫♪♫
added on the 2007-11-12 19:47:40 by bdk bdk
0. the scene is dead.
added on the 2007-11-13 09:21:27 by v3nom v3nom

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