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I was wondering..what is the most worstcase scenario you can think of..somebody can do to impress pouet.net of his demoscenishness..

Ok here's the kickoff :

"tattooing his butt with 'fix me beautifull' "

doing a demo would be pretty hardcore.

quiting the scene is the most demoscenish thing you can do.

you have to write about it in a new pouet BBS thread before though...

for it to take full effect, you have to declare that the scene is dead before leaving, too.

and then come back and post inane shit on all threads currently available.

shit... that's what i do :(

Or make a new "random thread".

Or doing something 10 years ago and make a big comeback with no improvements at all

I can't code.

I will go for 26 years without ever having sex! I will go through life being called "geek" and "nerd" and get bullied at school. How's that?

roger, that's very oldschool of you.

hey, the amiga was called that for a reason.

I'm trying to give up.

Well, this sounds like me, somewhat :P

What am I doing?

Duct-taping a Motorola 68000 ASM programmer's reference guide to the front of my head, falling asleep every night..on a keyboard, hoping to eventually create an ST demo that will make those on pouet at least say "Wow...that's a rad demo...Holy crap!!! This guy wrote this demo alone, AND he's American???"

>shrugs< Not sure if it will ever happen, but it's a goal...for...one of these days. Now if only I can figure out how to take the written design for my demo, and figure out how to get the ST to do what I want. This is a bit different than writing office software for the C128's 80-column mode.

If I ever DO accomplish that, I'll later attempt to re-write Numen for the Atari ST :P

Aye, I'm a concept designer...and that I do well...but i can't rightfully call myself a programmer yet (BASIC doesn't count, in my eyes).

I wonder if I can squeeze more than 16 simultaneous colors out of the ST...If I can do the same trick that squeezes 64 simultaneous colors out of EGA, then perhaps...

Yeah, yeah, stop throwing tomatoes. I know I'm only a wannabe...for now ;)

krang: sure, you can change the whole palette a few times per scanline but it requires perfect synchronization and it will take most of the cpu time.

Fix me beautiful...however...is NOT going on my ass.

Well, looks like I'll just have to be ninja, and work with what 16 colors I've got to the best of my ability :P

Buddist is a good way. I'm not certain that Bible was really writen by those who pretends.

Buddhist? o.O

Well, I'm agnostic, really...

I'm really stuck on this 68000 assembly stuff..
Anyone want to drop me a line on MSN and give some advice?

attend a party and submit a production. become an organizer of a local party and/or write an invite. if all works well, you can start to convince people that the scene is whatever you say it is.

This thread has AIDS

so do the people who post here.

AH FUCK :(

hahaha thankgod i could restrain myself from posting here!!!

not fair, you already HAD aids