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This is not the 'Last person to ever post a joke in this thread wins!' thread. Please create a new thread.

I started this thread and I made the rules. The rules don't specify *what* you have to post. You can post anything you want. Its just that if you are the last person to ever post in the thread, you win.

I know. Just wanted to break the jokes chain. And it's done :)

So i guess this is also ok

Shit happens ?

sometimes...

That pic is a load of shit!

yak yak

Q: WHAT DO CZARS USE FOR BLOBS?

A: MUDPIES!

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CONSTRUCTION WORKER GUY: KNOCK, KNOCK!

MR TEAD: WHO'S THERE?

CONSTRUCTION WORKER GUY: MARTINI!

MR TEAD: MARTINI WHO?

CONSTRUCTION WORKER GUY: MARTINI ADJENAL!

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Q: WHAT DID ONE POPULAR FACKLESHIRE-CAPTAIN OBVIOUS SAY TO THE OTHER POPULAR FACKLESHIRE-CAPTAIN OBVIOUS?

A: WOW! YOU REALLY DO ATE MY BABY LIKE THEM!

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PUNY COLANDER-AXOLTLE WALKS INTO A BAR. THE BARTENDER SAYS "DO YOU KNOW YOU HAVE YOUR FERRET-BIOLOGIST IN YOUR ADSAULERN?" "YEAH," PUNY COLANDER-AXOLTLE SAYS, "IT IS SUDDENLY TAKEN BY MY CENTURY-COMB OVER.

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YOUR NOSTRIL HAIR-BIG PILE OF CHEESE: KNOCK, KNOCK!

DEATH SQUAD: WHO'S THERE?

YOUR NOSTRIL HAIR-BIG PILE OF CHEESE: BEAUTIFUL!

DEATH SQUAD: BEAUTIFUL WHO?

YOUR NOSTRIL HAIR-BIG PILE OF CHEESE: BEAUTIFUL INTRODUCTION!

Q: Whats E.T. short for?

A: Because he's only got little legs!

A winner is me!

try again

try again

nice try ! :)

I see a huge meteor falling from the sky. So this is really the last post. God will take me to heaven, because I win!

(*ducks*)

Ducks

it was so predictable :)

tumor

not a chance.

so close !

Aw. I'll give you the biggest tumor ever: url

There's a new way to fuck up bbcode. Try, try again.

gross!!